Home Forums Hunting & Shooting Hunter's Campfire Empty-headed young females... glad I'm an old fart...

Yah. Me too.

Texas is 'south' not 'low'.
Stop listening to Travis.

That blonde is gorgeous but I'm betting very high maintenance.
Chubby chops on the other hand would probably be very grateful. After all, more bounce to the ounce.
Paul B.

Unreal but true, instituted by commies elected by congenital dumbasses.

Are you certain about that Doc?


I could just see jorge chuckling as ET had to wipe that stuff off his schlong

My last - and maybe only - ER visit was because I was having chest pains. The two guys on duty were reading magazines behind the window, not at all interested in whatever my problem might be - until I said "chest pain". They immediately strapped me to a gurney, put an IR of something in my arm, and began 2 days of pure torture. I was admitted to the hospital, tested beyond my endurance, threatened with insulin injections (I am NOT insulin dependent!). Before they would finally let me out, I had to agree to a stress test. The nurse running the treadmill got mad because she thought she had talked me into a chemical stress test, but I changed my mind (on the advice of another nurse) - and the Doctor told her that was within my rights. She ran that treadmill much faster and longer than necessary - damn near killed me.

I will never, ever go to an ER again, although I have taken my accident-prone wife in a few times.

And I know of dead beats who go to the ER for aspirin when they have a slight headache - because (for them) its free.

China removed females for a while.

Yup and paying for it now. Do you know how hard it is for the avg man to find a wife in China. Many young men will never marry or have kids because of that policy. LOL although I think that works for the best for the rest of the world.

And you have a problem with that?

Be mighty careful or I'll have my secret sqwerls put up MORE posters advertising the world's most interesting Doc is working at that ER and have his "special enema" for intestinal problems!!

I'm saving that for NWA.

Eyeball said Pneumoceph. Hahahaha now THAT'S funny. Yep, guilty as charged. Still trying to get this damned machine functioning properly. Hope prevails. I assume that the vodka and Fireball doesn't help, might be wrong. This damned thing still won't quote, spell-check, cut or paste. It does post cuss words well though. Small victories. It's like the terminator, it's become self-aware. Probably realizes that it doesn't need me anymore. Eh, annoying but no matter, that blond on page 5 though, DANG, EPIC. Oh, BTW sobriety is overated. Retirement isn't.

OMG. Yes, I just typed "OMG" and meant it. Laffin' here! The visual of that one is just TFF. Holy schitt. OMG. Just OMG.

I ain't sayin' I'd be willing to pick up her hairdresser & makeup bills, dude!

And let's face it... she'd be so far outta my league in real life it ain't even a consideration. But a man can dream, cain't he??

Please see my second to last post. OMG. Not that I'm tryin' to visualize yer drippin' dick, dude... but OMG. I'm wrecked for the day now.

I'm gonna kill 2legit next time I see him. LOLOL

That blonde may be a pneumoceph - but I'm betting most males have no interest in her IQ, anyway.

And, often go commando.

I see that the fat chick is holding hands with another woman. Either that or maybe Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner.

She's sucking her teeth like she's thinking of something yummy to eat, like a can of Crisco.

speaking of the survival of the human race, as though it's in our own handss.. if figure the two-stranded DNA design has about reached it's limits of success or viability.

what's needed now, or in the near future, is a four-stranded DNA design. it'll leap=frog us into the future, and into galactic and inter-galactic space travel.

for all of us to survive on this Earth, it'd have to be at least four times larger than it is now. that's unreasonable. so reaching out into space, now that's an option.

breeding age females should remain protected at all costs. they are, afterall our future.

speaking of true challenges, just consider integrating the two-stranded DNA and the four-stranded DNA into a sustainable system. can it happen in our time?