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I'm worried sugar tits has gone off the deep end I found his falling saw in a pawn shop. Being out of work sucks.

We couldn't be so fortunate!

Maybe he's just on a three day bender?

Combine a 3 day bender with a hunting and fishing in the wilderness alone, a chainsaw, firearms, primers, gunpowder, reloading, a vehicle and the psychopathic narcissism as demonstrated consistently over 149 pages. Damn, his life insurance premium would be 10% of the GNP of Alaska.

Or, he ran into some 5 foot 3 inch giant who dealt out what was coming.

I don't care who you are, that right there is funny!! LMAO!

G-Dub,

How long is the wait on the Ingrams now?

Well that, usually consists of a one overnight bender.. and 48 hours in the county Bed and Breakfast, before having an audience with the Judge on Monday or Tuesday....

At least on his fines, they give him a quantity discount tho... have been doing so for the last 15 years or more.... at least according to his wife...

Google "Dwarf with Chain Saw" and you'll see a pic of Stumpy when he had hair...

Come on back Stick! The Drooling Dumbphucks are starting to feel neglected!

uhhhhhh no we aren't....

Lol so the drooling dumbphucks don't feel neglected? Carry on....

Dear Kaleb:

Top of the Morning to ya!

NOW GFY!

Best regards....






yeah, I walked into that one...note to self.. don't go on line early on Sunday mornings, until you've had a cup of coffee...

From having several of this posse on ignore I don't know the particulars of the last 20-30 pages, but it is not rocket science to figure out how it has turned. I'm sure GeeDub has kept it classy as always, with the remaining group being a bad combination of Middle School Mean Girls and Beavis & Butthead. You could name the reality show "White Trash Across North America". It is amazing how the Internet has developed such accomplished "Keyboard Killers" and "Social Media Bad Asses". Again, with apologies to GeeDub.

I am reminded of two quotes from insightful folks:

"Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference." Mark Twain

"Wise men speak because they have something to say. Fools because they have to say something." Plato

Simply a pathetic group. Wouldn't it be more productive to take your kids or grandkids shooting? Teaching them how to reload or gun safety? Teaching them about the Constitution? Anything but this childish behavior.

I won't be checking for responses and truly couldn't care less. West Point grad, 56 years old, in great shape, and 10 days ago diagnosed with inoperable lung cancer. Never smoked a day in my life. Headed to Seattle today to find out tomorrow the battle I'm facing. One of my goals is to be able to bowhunt one more time this September with my best bud from Montana. So, to beat you to the punch, GFY. There are MANY more important things in life. Trust me......

Fool? I don't think many here place him in that high of regard.

He's a highly accomplished salmon snagger and bear hunter. He was on an extended wilderness adventure, because of the great weather the past few days. Just got in, and hasn't even had time to get out of his hunting garb yet.

Pete,

It's always dusty and brown hued,here along The Milford too.



At least it's flat,so it's easy gettin' around.............(grin)















Mi,

I enjoy the "fascinating" accounting,of your Do Nothing Dumbfhuqkery,as you provide commentary from your couchbound kchunt. Congratulations?!?

Perhaps give thought to Whining and making Excuses,as to why you are a Clueless Window Licking Fhuqk. Ooopsie! Too late.

Bless your heart.

Laughing!...............















'223,

With no Bait Feeder,it REALLY don't equate to the Texas "experience".

Laughing!..............
















Shefire,

Be SURE to start a Thread on the EPIC day you go Outdoors. Congratulations.

Until then,feel free to visualize me in varying degrees of disrobe and perpetuate your Man Crush Fantasies aloud. ..not that it ain't your sole focus.

Bless your heart.

Laughing!............















Fredrica,

Don't "forget" to count eye-guards too,when tallying your Dink Ratfhuqk "Trophies". I mean it's your story,so be sure and stick to it. Congratulations?!? Laughing!

LOVE your killer pics...so keep the oblivious hilarity coming,by simply doing your BEST. It's gonna be a BIG year,for the Soccer Mom Bitch Mobile. Laughing!

Mebbe knock 'er outta da' Park and kick some steaks around in the schit,before they go to The Freezer Burn Factory. You Amazingly CLUELESS Fhuqk.

WOW ++P+++!.

Bless your heart.

Laughing!..................















TheBitchingSniveler,

ALL you gotta "do",is tell yourself you "could too". Congratulations?!?

You,Bigsqueeze and Magnumdoosh oughtta have a NOTHING-off,with your Imagination and it's Pretend. Points are awarded for being too broke and too fhuqking stupid,to hang a pic of your Nothingness.

Nothing fhuqking funnier than a "hard charger" doing her best,ala Vagina Monologue...you "lucky" kchunt.

Bless your heart.

Laughing!...........















Heavysquawker,

I reckon it's more than a touch disheartening for a Brokedick Turd Polisher such as yourself,to slowly become aware,that I'm at ease in giving things away which you could never attain. Now ain't that a right proper dichotomy. Congratulations?!? Google it.

At least Imagination and Pretend are priced within your "means",so you can "afford" to "contribute". You "LUCKY" kchunt.

Bless your heart.

Laughing!...............















elkchunternm,

You're a touch tight lipped,about the "magnitude" of The Bitch Book. Now that is a shame,given the sweet "satisfactions" you find in a good Nipple Hunt. Congratulations?!?...you "lucky" kchunt.

Perhaps the Bitchly "Splendor" is magnified through Coke Bottles and that is why you and Shrapnel can suffer your "results" and even "think" that it is "something".

You STUPID Drooling Dumbfhuqks are a hoot!

Bless your heart.

Laughing!................















Whore-Hey!,

I'll feign my "surprise",that you are more than a touch loathe in citing your "incredible" flight hour tally,amassed through your "magnificent" "career" of Short Bus Driving. What were the "odds"? Congratulations?!? Laughing!

Here's 1000 words and as close as you've ever been to a strafing run...you "lucky" kchunt.

Laughing!

Now you can say you've "seen" it.



Thank me later.

Bless your heart.

Laughing!.................















6mm,

You suck a mean ass. Congratulations?!?

GOOD call as per your always,to skirt all things The Rifle and Outdoors...you MAGNIFICENT Clueless Drooling Dumbfhuqk.

Bless your heart.

Laughing!..............















Sammo,

While Imitation IS the most Sincere form of flattery,it is more than a touch amusing,that you are devoid an inkling. Congratulations?!?


Lightspeed in a Taco,do NOT try this in a fhuqking POS Ford. Hint.

Laughing!




Long day yesterday,trying to keep The Cattle outta The Ice Factory.



Bless your heart.

Laughing!..............















300MAG,

Your Whine,trumps "your" pics. Congratulations?!?

At least you can "afford" to read about it and look at pics...you "lucky" kchunt.

Bless your heart.

Laughing!.............















SLM,

I much prefer other patterns.............















'dubya,

Those are some splendid pics and Critters. Congratulations?!? Laughing!

Cain't see much beyond 1400yds out my bedroon window.

Hint.



The Texas version of EVERYTHING,is fhuqking hilarious!

Bless your heart.

Laughing!..................

















WCH,

Your ass sucking ability,continues to "impress". Congratulations?!?

Bless your heart.

Laughing!...............















OutdoorHag,

Funnier than fhuqk,that you remain 100% CLUELESS,with a rifle in your mitts. Congratulations?!?

Bless your heart.

Laughing!..............















Dooshmike,

The levity is as far offa the fhuqking charts,as the oblivious humor...which is yet another constant,despite bein' a right proper dichotomy.

Fences,gates,Titty Pursuits and mind numbing STUPIDITY,never wanes in it's EPIC fhuqking humor.

The gals REALLY "get after it".

Laughing!................















DD,

The OP remains 100% CLUELESS...but is too fhuqking stupid to "know" that "much".

Do Nothing Dumbfhuqks never disappoint in oblivious hilarity.

Bless their hearts.

Laughing!..................















'at6,

Jeff-Ohhhhhhhhh KNOWS better than to say anything.

I "wonder" why?

Laughing!.................















Asstell,

You've been purty quiet,referencing all the things you almost did,the wares you almost used and the places you almost been. Congratulations?!?

Prolly stumped with a turret or something.

Bless your heart.

Laughing!................















Brad,

Mebbe TRY to say sumptin' about The Rifle. Dare ya'.

Hint.

Laughing!..................



















'303,

You WHINING Do Nothing Kchunt...your Retard "Photography" is fhuqking hilarious.

Color/contrast/action. Liken it akin to kiss/find pressure/rock on. Funnier than fhuqk you haven't the camera nor rifle equipment to savvy? Google it.

Hint.

Laughing!



Of course the "catch" is,you gotta actually step Outdoors and do a lettle sumptin'.

At least you can "afford" read about it and look at the pics,you "lucky" kchunt. I'll feign my "surprise" that you hang on my every word and pixel. Tell yourself you "don't",but "could too". Laughing!

Bless your heart.

Laughing!................















Magnumdoosh,

When was the last time you made a cast or shot in the REAL Outdoors? You and Whore-Hey! oughtta have a Mall Ninja Marathon and try to out lie one another. Congratulations?!?

Bless your heart.

Laughing!.............















'gun,

The weather has been tough,the days have been long and I've pluckin' hours offa the Overtime Tree. Visibility is now starting to wane,but I've already ground out most of the grunt work and can now coast a smidge.

Prolly why I'm callin' the shots.

Hint..................(grin)















Kaleb,

Shefire don't need an excuse to picture me nekked,the LUCKY Drooling Dumbfhuqk.

Bless her heart.

Laughing!................















'330,

Imaginary Pretend Ignore and "Don't care!" is nearly played out. Nearly. You Whined your way in,just in time...you "lucky" kchunt. Congratulations?!?

Bless your heart.

Remember you "can't" and "won't" read this.

LAUGHING!.................

I hope you get that elk hunt as well. The folks up north are really good at helping people in your situation.

Ps I took my wife and kids shooting yesterday and it's my favorite thing. My three year old can shoot my 223 with some help.