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So I have a nasty ingrown toenail, that I jammed in to the bed post and I'm messing with it trying to soak in in epsome salt when my little boy asks me what I'm doing, I'm trying to explain to him that I stubbed my toe, and he say ok daddy I'll stomp your toe, and pow, I didn't know a 4 year old could inflict that much pain on a grown man.
�The constitution of the United States asserts that all power is inherent in the people, that they may exercise it by themselves, that it is their right and duty to be at all times armed!� � Thomas Jefferson
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OW, OW, OW, OW !!! But did you let out a cuss word...if so you'll probably hear it again
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my gawd, man. don't tell him you stubbed your nuts......
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I told my wife about 5 AM on my sons 18th birthday I'm gonna go into his bedroom and punch him in the nuts as revenge for all the nutshots he gave me as a toddler. It was like he had laser targeting.
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O God, they hurt without stabbing and stomping! Did you $hit your pants? I probably would have, and also said many words, bad ones, in front of jr.! I had them when I was young, they are horrable.
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You tell me how I ought to be, yet you don't even know your own sexuality,, the philosopher,,, you know so much about nothing at all. Chuck Schuldiner
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I told my wife about 5 AM on my sons 18th birthday I'm gonna go into his bedroom and punch him in the nuts as revenge for all the nutshots he gave me as a toddler. It was like he had laser targeting. Both of my boys were the same way. I had to learn to do the quick turn for the "side" hug when I came through the door after work.
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The big toe on my my right foot got stomped during a backyard baseball game when I was a kid. That thing caused me more pain than my ex wife! I divorced the wife and had surgery on the toe. Not too bad since then. donsm70
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I heard about a guy working on a backyard project with his 4 year old son helping him. After a while he went in the house and called his father. "Dad, I called to apologize. Johnny has been helping me build a fence and I remember how I used to help you build things. So, I called to apologize."
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Last year my daughter, then four as well, did the exact same thing. Maybe is is a Campfire phenomenon?
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Have 4 year old grandson. I can see that boy doing that.
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I have a 4 year old grandaughter.
A little demolition machine.
That young'un could break an anvil with a feather pillow.
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My son was 2 and we were at a family gathering when he scored a direct hit to the nads with a full speed running head butt. I said "Oof!" and doubled over. My sister in law, who knew I had a bad back said "is it your back?". Trying to be diplomatic, I gasped "no, it's my front!" She paused for a second, then the light went on. "Oh!"
About 4 years later my daughter who was also 2 at the time bopped me across the nose and undid my fresh deviated nasal septum surgery. I'm sure dad was looking down from Heaven and laughing because as a little shaver I bopped him across the nose right after surgery to repair a broken nose.
You gotta love your kids no matter how severely they injure you. They grow up fast.
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When my oldest daughter was about a year old, I thought it was funny teaching her to head butt. I had to untrain her though, because she got to where she would knock hell out of anybody that picked her up.......... including me
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Couldn't get mad at him he doesn't understand, he's laying on my lap right now, almost asleep. I however ended up at the dr with the toe very infected, they had to cut it, to drain it and I still have 7 days of antibiotics left.
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I love kids. It's kind of a shame that they turn into people.
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My two-year-old daughter dive bombed my hernia incision as I lay om the bed. (Just bouncing on her knees like usual and "hopped on Pop" before I knew it.) Had no idea I had that kind of lung capacity!!
Ingrown nails HURT!!!
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So I was trying to get My 4 year old to take off his snow pants I said "Buddy what if you need to go potty". He looks at me and says, "Daddy, I just whip it out".
All I could do was laugh
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Apple didn't fall to far from the tree did he?
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