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West Texas : don't shoot the piano player he's doing the best he can.
East Texas : don't shoot the bartender he's doing the best he can.
add your favorite slang.
P.
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South Alabama--
He was so spooked, he was shaking like a dog sh#ttin' peach seeds.
I'm as sore as a whore's a$$ on the 3rd day of Mardis Gras.
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Listening to a friend running his hound dogs in Alabama:
Hitt-Hon-Hovrr-eeer
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Raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock. Dryer than a popcorn fart. There was no moon. It was darker than Coley's ass. (That's more like Cussin' in Cowboy.) 
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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It's colder than a well diggers ass.
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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It's colder than a well diggers ass. But, it can get hottern' the hinges of Hell...
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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Blacker than the ace of spades.
Ass deep to a tall Indian.
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Richer than 9ft up a bull's ass.
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Referring to any/all government agencies.
"Damned Revenuers."
Wind in my hair, Sun on my face, I gazed at the wide open spaces, And I was at home.
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A buddy of mine used to say, I'd eat a mile of her schit just to see where it came from.
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
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Stationed in San Angelo at Goodfellow AFB in the mid 60's. Rented an apartment from an old gentleman and his wife. One day, he came over and asked me if I could "carry" him to the store. His car wouldn't start. It took me a minute to figure out he didn't mean literally, just needed ride!
I'm a "fixin' to" go to the store.
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Went to chit and the hogs ate him.
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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google search :
Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's rainin'!
Don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining.
That dog won't hunt.
You're lyin' like a no-legged dog!
If his lips's movin', he's lyin'.
You’d call an alligator a lizard.
That man is talking with his tongue out of his shoe.
He's as windy as a sack full of farts.
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You forgot "all hat...no cattle".
Lunatic fringe....we all know you're out there.
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I'm a "fixin' to" go to the store. "make groceries"
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"Colder than a witches tit in a brass brassiere!"
"IF a bullfrog had wings he wouldn't bump his azz every time he hopped!"
Even birds know not to land downwind!
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Right smart = a lot. As in, "they's a right smart a' Yankees comin' down the road, best be gettin' yore gun..."
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery.
Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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'Four legs good, two legs baaaad."
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"Jimmy, some of it's magic,
Some of it's tragic,
But I had a good life all the way."
(Jimmy Buffett)
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...and if granny woulda had balls, she'd be my grandpa.
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