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Slicker than cum on a gold tooth!
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Uglier than a mud fence.
I wouldn't wear that to a goat fkn.
So bucked toothed she could eat corn through a screen door.
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Ain't a tree in the woods so big a short dog can't pizz on it.
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"That's gonna be bout as easy as stuffin a wet noodle up a wildcats ass!"
"She's so damn ugly she'd make a freight train take a turn row!"
"Go on fool....hell ain't half-full yet!"
"Throw a flag over her and go for Old Glory!"
Even birds know not to land downwind!
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told my boss from Chicago 2 days ago that a guy working for me was busier than a 2 peckered rabbit
he had to stop the review and laugh for awhile.
have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings
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Raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock.
Or: Raining like a double kudered cow pissing on a flat rock in Arizona. Referring to an unattractive girl: I've stepped over better than that on my way to watch TV. Fine as frog's hair. Or, fine as frog's hair split six ways.
Be not weary in well doing.
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"She's anybody's dog that'll hunt with her"
"That just don't crank my tractor"
Skinny - "Poor as a snake"
Fat - "Fleshy"
"Slicker than snot on a door knob"
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Boots were made for walking
Winds were blowing change
Boys fall in the jungle
As I Came of Age
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Interpreted from Cacalacky slang. Eastern NC of coarse.
"That dog couldn't find a corn bread bear with a ham bone azz hole."
would you explain this? i googled it and can't find what it means :-) P.
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......so ugly has to sneak up on a glass of water to take a drink.
Rode hard and put away wet.
One foot in the grave other on a banana peel.
A face not even a mother (father, lesbian, etc.)could love.
Ed
A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes the person who never asks is a fool forever.
The worst slaves are those that put the chains on themselves.
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(fill in the blank) tastes so good, if you put some of it on top of your head your tongue would beat your brains out trying to get to it!
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A buddy of mine used to say, I'd eat a mile of her schit just to see where it came from. Or "I'd drag my balls through 5 miles of broken glass just to sniff the tire tracks from the truck that picked up her dirty laundry!"
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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He aint worth a huckleberry in a bear's azz.
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A buddy of mine used to say, I'd eat a mile of her schit just to see where it came from. Or "I'd drag my balls through 5 miles of broken glass just to sniff the tire tracks from the truck that picked up her dirty laundry!" That explains MUCH.
"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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Slicker than snot on a doorknob.
Slicker than a hen house floor on a Monday morning.
Dumber than an anvil.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Locked up tighter than Murphy's trunk.
You so ugly I'm gonna slap your mama for giving birth to you.
Not the sharpest pencil in the room.
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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"That piece of fried chicken was the last part going under the fence."
"All that the South has ever desired was that the Union, as established by our forefathers, should be preserved, and that the government, as originally organized, should be administered in purity and truth." – Robert E. Lee
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"Lord willing and the Creek don't rise." Refers to the uprising of the Creek indian nation, not a stream of water. I did NOT know that about Creek Nation.
We can keep Larry Root and all his idiotic blabber and user names on here, but we can't get Ralph back..... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over....
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"That fine lookin' girl's got an azz on her looks like two puppies playing together under a silk sheet."
"That girl's so ugly if I had a dog with a face like that I'd shave his azz and make him walk backwards."
"Stick with me, darlin', and you'll be wearin' diamits the size of horse turds."
L.W.
"Always go straight forward, and if you meet the devil, cut him in two and go between the pieces." (William Sturgis, clipper ship captain, 1830s.)
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plumb lawrrapin. this from a buddy of mine from pine bluff arkansas. if something was plenty good, it was plumb lawrrapin. whatever that is.
My diploma is a DD214
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It's colder than a well diggers ass. in the yukon
My diploma is a DD214
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