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grinin' like a coon in a corn patch

grinin' like a possum eatin' persimmons

uglier than a mud fence

ni33er riggin'





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Originally Posted by Dave_in_WV
ni33er riggin'


Also known as "southern engineering" in some parts.


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Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Richer than 9ft up a bull's ass.


Tightern a bulls ass in fly season.


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Slicker'n hammered owl chit


If you're gonna deal with him you'd better have all your chit in one sock.


That truck is so weak it couldn't pull a greasy string out of a cat's ass.




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I'm worn out as a pair of jumper cables at a nagger funeral.

You couldn't run her off with a long handled mop and a bucket of $hit!


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There's more (insert noun) than you can shake a stick at.

(Doing something) like its going out of style.

And my all time favorite from my late uncle "chicken licken"

As in "I picked up a new rifle and man, that thing is chicken licken"

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My dad used to say she's "Uglier than a mud fence"

Some others posted that I've heard different variations of:

"Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra"

"It's darker than ten feet up a bull's ass"

"Happier than a puppy with two tails"


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I'm so mad I could chew barbed wire and spit nails!


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Originally Posted by rem141r
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It's colder than a well diggers ass.


in the yukon


We always said Montana.


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Originally Posted by Prwlr
Originally Posted by Dave_in_WV
ni33er riggin'


Also known as "southern engineering" in some parts.


The more politically correct term is "Afro Engineering". I always told my Dad he had a PHD in it.


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A brain in that head would be like a BB in a boxcar.


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Originally Posted by RJY66
Originally Posted by Prwlr
Originally Posted by Dave_in_WV
ni33er riggin'


Also known as "southern engineering" in some parts.


The more politically correct term is "Afro Engineering". I always told my Dad he had a PHD in it.



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You never met Jimmy....

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Originally Posted by rem141r
plumb lawrrapin. this from a buddy of mine from pine bluff arkansas. if something was plenty good, it was plumb lawrrapin. whatever that is.


Taste good.

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Slicker than cat guts

Women are all the same size lying down


"All that the South has ever desired was that the Union, as established by our forefathers, should be preserved, and that the government, as originally organized, should be administered in purity and truth." – Robert E. Lee
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Originally Posted by Prwlr
Originally Posted by Dave_in_WV
ni33er riggin'


Also known as "southern engineering" in some parts.


Actually it's African engineering.

Slicker than a skinnin knife, what we call you carpetbaggin fuggs a from up Nort


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it was plumb lawrrapin. whatever that is.


I think that was a Festus Hagen saying. miles


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Originally Posted by persiandog
Originally Posted by JBO69
Interpreted from Cacalacky slang. Eastern NC of coarse.
"That dog couldn't find a corn bread bear with a ham bone azz hole."


would you explain this? i googled it and can't find what it means :-)

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Means it ain't a very good hunting dog.

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"Weaker than three day old piss with the foam farted off."


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I heard it as " her ass was prettier than two piglets in a pillacase".


He was all laid out "stiffer than a wedding dick".

and "it came off like a prom dress"


.... like tears in the rain
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Originally Posted by Longbob
How many of you can decipher this phrase.

"Jeet?"


Jeet jet?

Nope, djou?

Nope, essko.

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