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grinin' like a coon in a corn patch
grinin' like a possum eatin' persimmons
uglier than a mud fence
ni33er riggin'
The Karma bus always has an empty seat when it comes around.- High Brass
There's battle lines being drawn Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
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Also known as "southern engineering" in some parts.
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A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes the person who never asks is a fool forever.
The worst slaves are those that put the chains on themselves.
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Richer than 9ft up a bull's ass. Tightern a bulls ass in fly season.
Trump Won!
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Slicker'n hammered owl chit
If you're gonna deal with him you'd better have all your chit in one sock.
That truck is so weak it couldn't pull a greasy string out of a cat's ass.
When I die I hope I don't start voting democrat.
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I'm worn out as a pair of jumper cables at a nagger funeral.
You couldn't run her off with a long handled mop and a bucket of $hit!
Trump Won!
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There's more (insert noun) than you can shake a stick at.
(Doing something) like its going out of style.
And my all time favorite from my late uncle "chicken licken"
As in "I picked up a new rifle and man, that thing is chicken licken"
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My dad used to say she's "Uglier than a mud fence"
Some others posted that I've heard different variations of:
"Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra"
"It's darker than ten feet up a bull's ass"
"Happier than a puppy with two tails"
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I'm so mad I could chew barbed wire and spit nails!
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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It's colder than a well diggers ass. in the yukon We always said Montana.
"Men must be governed by God or they will be ruled by tyrants". --- William Penn
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Also known as "southern engineering" in some parts. The more politically correct term is "Afro Engineering". I always told my Dad he had a PHD in it.
"Men must be governed by God or they will be ruled by tyrants". --- William Penn
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A brain in that head would be like a BB in a boxcar.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Also known as "southern engineering" in some parts. The more politically correct term is "Afro Engineering". I always told my Dad he had a PHD in it. "jimmyphucked" You never met Jimmy....
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plumb lawrrapin. this from a buddy of mine from pine bluff arkansas. if something was plenty good, it was plumb lawrrapin. whatever that is. Taste good.
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Slicker than cat guts
Women are all the same size lying down
"All that the South has ever desired was that the Union, as established by our forefathers, should be preserved, and that the government, as originally organized, should be administered in purity and truth." – Robert E. Lee
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Also known as "southern engineering" in some parts. Actually it's African engineering. Slicker than a skinnin knife, what we call you carpetbaggin fuggs a from up Nort
Long Live The Judge
Thinking of moving to Florida? Don't........
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it was plumb lawrrapin. whatever that is. I think that was a Festus Hagen saying. miles
Look out for number 1, don't step in number 2.
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Interpreted from Cacalacky slang. Eastern NC of coarse. "That dog couldn't find a corn bread bear with a ham bone azz hole." would you explain this? i googled it and can't find what it means :-) P. Means it ain't a very good hunting dog.
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"Weaker than three day old piss with the foam farted off."
"The number one problem with America is, a whole lot of people need shot, and nobody is shooting them." -Master Chief Hershel Davis
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I heard it as " her ass was prettier than two piglets in a pillacase".
He was all laid out "stiffer than a wedding dick".
and "it came off like a prom dress"
.... like tears in the rain
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How many of you can decipher this phrase.
"Jeet?" Jeet jet? Nope, djou? Nope, essko.
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