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guess who ?
"Never start an argument with a woman when she's tired -- or when she's rested."
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George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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From my old Grandpa, "She can't help it the good Lord made her ugly, but she could stay home."
While it's true that all liberals are crazy people, not all crazy people are liberals.
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"quicker than a New York minute".
He's so poor that he makes less in an evening than a piano player in a whore house."
It's official. I missed the selfie deadline so I'm Maser's sock puppet because rene and the Polish half of the fubar twins have decided that I am.
ΜOΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ μολὼν λαβέ
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From my old Grandpa, "She can't help it the good Lord made her ugly, but she could stay home." You're a cousin to Robert Ruark?
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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I could reach into a barrel full of rotten [bleep] and pull up something better than this thread.
The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
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Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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heaaaaayh i'll stick it in her and still walk up to her.
I'd pee in her butt.
God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
Roger V Hunter
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Grinnin' like a 'possum eaten' chit onna frosty morning.
He could futz up a free turkey dinner.
He could futz up a one car funeral.
As handy as a 6 peckered billy goat.
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Me: "always park the car facing the street , just in case the feds show up"
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Looks like she has been chasing parked cars.
Last edited by Tip926; 12/15/16.
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Straight as a Indian goes to chit.
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Hungry as a woodpecker with a headache.
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Not intending on being a jerk, but didn't you post it?
I can tell you that in my experience cotton wagons would be to lightly constructed and porous to be of much use hauling coal. Yeah, just wondering if any of the savants here might know where this started.
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Put it in soft and listen for the ribs to crack
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"I'd tongue punch her farthole", wait, did I just type that.
Eagle Lake, Mississippi is close to heaven.
"Everything Hipsters touch turns to chit........Period..
Whisky.....Beer.....Tobacco.....Boots....Clothing....Gear......you name it..
Good thing the fuggers don't like firearms.." Fieldgrade
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Many of these sayings ain't from da south, more like rural america! Chit look at that ass, shakes like two wildcats in a gunny sack! That broke dick couldn't fix anything! Also that afro engineering you spoke of, is [bleep] rigging out west! Split tree top is a marm, looks like a school marm stood on her head. Wow it's rain,n pitchforks n [bleep] babies! That one I heard in N. Carolina. Go down the 4 lane about two shakes,the red dots on the left. What I was told when asking for a liquor store! Also N.C! Not the brightest crayon in the box.
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Guys from Columbia , MS. I worked offshore with years ago would say how far some place was measured in beer .
How far to that lake --oh bout a twelve pack .
[2] Can't swing a dead cat at the lake there's so many people around .
PRESIDENT TRUMP 2024/2028 !!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Bristoe
The people wringing their hands over Trump's rhetoric don't know what time it is in America.
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Was helping a friend of mine repair a wagon he used in movie scenes. One wheel was wobbly. As we jacked up that wheel, the spindle broke and he just stared at it a second then said... "Well, dip me in dog schidt, and roll me in sugar!"  Pretty much captured the feeling of the event!  Or as my brother would say, "Well suck me off with a breast pump."
Don't believe everything you think.
You ain't learnin' nothin' when you're talking.
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Go cut me a switch...
Ugly as home made sand.
Kiss me slobber lips, I'm thirsty.
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