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Why Are Potheads So Annoying? Dec 7, 2012 - Hilarious!! "It’s as if you imbeciles got married to a houseplant. Well, at least you found your intellectual equal." Pothheads seem to be popping up everywhere these days. They’re in the pages of the New York Times as well as on our primetime TVs. They’ve muscled in to our political debates and have even laid claim to huge portions of the internet for their very own. But what is this whole scene really about? According to the media, “stoners” come in two types: they’re either buffoonish and harmless or comedic and brilliant. But is this truly accurate? Today, we’re going to take a look at the characteristics that define the marijuana world, with a specific focus on the truths that make these people so annoying to mainstream society. This is not an indictment of the casual toker. Rather, we’re presenting an unflinching portrait of pot “culture,” a gruesome reality spawned from America’s relaxed attitude towards abuse, addiction and crime. 1. Cancer cures, William Randolph Hearst, “Hemp for Victory,” big pharma, blah, blah, blah… Pot smokers have an arsenal of topics to throw at anyone who objects to their grim habit. Yet they will never admit that they smoke the drug simply for the high. Yes, they really do love feeling bleary and weak. Often, such escapism is an exercise in extreme selfishness (how else would one describe eating pizza and watching cartoons until dawn?). For nonsmokers, this basic dishonesty about their motives makes us forever distrust the reefer freak. 2. They believe everyone should be smoking pot The marijuana fiend refuses to believe that some people just don’t want to put their brains at a disadvantage with a drug problem. They’ve somehow convinced themselves that being numb and idiotic is a noble trait. Maybe that’s why they’ll deny the potential for addiction one moment, and then spend hours trying to spread the disease to some braless slut the next. 3. Marijuana becomes a substitute for healthy interactions and exercise As pot starts to become a recreational habit, the young user will let other aspects of his life suffer. Some stop engaging in sports. Others never take up exercise at the moment when it should be a crucial counterpoint to the sedentary regimen of school or work. In general, the smoker stops seeking healthy outlets of social interactions, opting instead for a tight circle of fellow users. The result is an introverted, anxious person who has begun to look sallow and wane. No, all those days spent “zoning out” in a dark, damp little room does not give you a healthy glow. 4. “But pot has opened up my mind, brah” It’s rather sad to see the number of people who make this claim. If you honestly believe that the only avenue of mental enlightenment is through coughing your lungs out, then you’re an idiot. 5. Even though they talk about themselves for hours on end, they seem to lack basic self-awareness How can you be so incredibly hip to yourself and yet fail to notice that you’re still talking long, long after everyone else in the room has tuned out? What the hell are you saying anyway? 6. “Everything goes better with weed” Stoners are incapable of imagining anything wonderful in the world that couldn’t be improved by a puff of marijuana. Concerts, museums, movies, nature hikes, sunrises, sunsets, intimate intercourse, etc. etc. When they’ve somehow been conned into experiencing these things sober, they’re anxious and distracted, dreaming how much cooler it would be if only they had that little one-hitter. potheads2 7. Arrogance! Sometimes ganja breaks down walls that were constructed to keep the ego in check. There’s nothing less fun than a condescending, derisive prick of a pothead. 8. They’re not as intelligent as they like to believe Intelligence comes from reading books, applying yourself to learning and actually facing life challenges… It does not come from watching back-to-back episodes of Breaking Bad for five hours straight while your buddies giggle like Cindy Brady. 9. The coughing, the spitting, the stale bunghole odor that hangs off their bodies… Are you people really unaware of how disgusting you are? 10. Pot makes you lazy, not creative Whatever excuse you have for me on this one, I’m just going to say, BULLSHIT! 11. They’re conspiracy theorists and gossipmongers of the highest order The lack of critical thinking in the pot culture is astonishing. They’re willing to believe any bit of nonsense they read on some garish little blog as long as it affirms their drug of choice, but when faced with serious journalistic criticism, they scream lies, bloody lies! 12. The warm, fuzzy comfort of the hivemind With weakened mental faculties and claustrophobic paranoias, the pothead is utterly terrified of wandering alone in the intellectual desert. The sad result is that every intensely held belief has been so spread around and stepped on by the group as to appear goopy and meaningless. Freedom, repression, Howard Zinn! Yeah, we get it… but when was the last time you had a genuinely independent thought? 13. Weed is the most important thing in their lives Living arrangements, financial expenditures, friendships, vacations– everything seems arranged around the ganja habit. It’s as if you imbeciles got married to a houseplant. Well, at least you found your intellectual equal. 14. The legalization talk Do we really need to have the same hours-long conversation every time the topic of pot legalization comes up? You cannot comprehend how incredibly dull you people are. It’s even worse on the internet. Whenever a message board political discussion turns to weed, it’s like a thousand characters from Groundhog Day arriving for a mutual masturbation fest. 15. The only political issue they’re interested in is legalization The number of voters drawn to the libertarian message this past election season was surprising to some, but when you consider that the majority of young people were only interested in the legalization issue, it paints a sad picture. There’s far more going on in this world than your precious little dope thing, you fools. potheads3 16. A lot of them are lowlife scumbags I know, I know, you’re going to tell me that the skeezy ones are the exceptions. You just can’t admit that there are some real losers in your ranks. Or maybe you’re the skeez we’ve all been talking about? 17. “Let me lecture you about how weed is less dangerous than alcohol…” Oh shut up! Can’t you people stay focused on a topic for more than two seconds? Who said we were talking about alcohol anyway? I’d smash some sense into you with my beer bottle if I could just get up from my chair. 18. They’re cheap with drugs but not with the hugs Seriously, why are you hippies so touchy-feely? It’s grotesque, especially considering your bugged-out eyes and that bunghole smell. And if– and this is meant purely as a speculative hypothetical for you potheads reading this– if I ever wanted to try your wonderful Mary Jane, why are you damn [bleep] about it??? I thought you people were all about good vibes and sharing? Yeah, go screw yourselves you cheap, selfish bastards. 19. Weirdness! Maybe it’s the social isolation, or maybe it’s the first signs of schizophrenia… Whatever the case, potheads are strange, strange people! The sad thing is that they have no clue just how weird they really are… Even when they say, “Let’s get weird,” they think they’re being ironic, but most us shudder because we know it’s the truth. You people are FREAKS! 20. They’re dishonest How many of you are going to read all this and still try to say, “But I’m an artist who reads books and loves my family and my family is so proud that I got a 4.0 GPA and then became the CEO of my own company and I can really take a break from my reefer addiction whenever I want but why would I want to when it’s the most amazing thing in my life? ” Just once I’d like to have someone give me an honest answer: “I’m a lazy bum of a college dropout loser who jerks off all day while watching Workaholics and packing bongs. Don’t tell my Mom. [bleep], I think she’s listening outside my bedroom door right now!” http://harddawn.com/why-are-potheads-so-annoying/
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OMG the stuff you find on the internet about pot smokers is a riot.
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Why Are Potheads So Annoying? Dec 7, 2012 - Hilarious!! "It’s as if you imbeciles got married to a houseplant. Well, at least you found your intellectual equal." Pothheads seem to be popping up everywhere these days. They’re in the pages of the New York Times as well as on our primetime TVs. They’ve muscled in to our political debates and have even laid claim to huge portions of the internet for their very own. But what is this whole scene really about? According to the media, “stoners” come in two types: they’re either buffoonish and harmless or comedic and brilliant. But is this truly accurate? Today, we’re going to take a look at the characteristics that define the marijuana world, with a specific focus on the truths that make these people so annoying to mainstream society. This is not an indictment of the casual toker. Rather, we’re presenting an unflinching portrait of pot “culture,” a gruesome reality spawned from America’s relaxed attitude towards abuse, addiction and crime. 1. Cancer cures, William Randolph Hearst, “Hemp for Victory,” big pharma, blah, blah, blah… Pot smokers have an arsenal of topics to throw at anyone who objects to their grim habit. Yet they will never admit that they smoke the drug simply for the high. Yes, they really do love feeling bleary and weak. Often, such escapism is an exercise in extreme selfishness (how else would one describe eating pizza and watching cartoons until dawn?). For nonsmokers, this basic dishonesty about their motives makes us forever distrust the reefer freak. 2. They believe everyone should be smoking pot The marijuana fiend refuses to believe that some people just don’t want to put their brains at a disadvantage with a drug problem. They’ve somehow convinced themselves that being numb and idiotic is a noble trait. Maybe that’s why they’ll deny the potential for addiction one moment, and then spend hours trying to spread the disease to some braless slut the next. 3. Marijuana becomes a substitute for healthy interactions and exercise As pot starts to become a recreational habit, the young user will let other aspects of his life suffer. Some stop engaging in sports. Others never take up exercise at the moment when it should be a crucial counterpoint to the sedentary regimen of school or work. In general, the smoker stops seeking healthy outlets of social interactions, opting instead for a tight circle of fellow users. The result is an introverted, anxious person who has begun to look sallow and wane. No, all those days spent “zoning out” in a dark, damp little room does not give you a healthy glow. 4. “But pot has opened up my mind, brah” It’s rather sad to see the number of people who make this claim. If you honestly believe that the only avenue of mental enlightenment is through coughing your lungs out, then you’re an idiot. 5. Even though they talk about themselves for hours on end, they seem to lack basic self-awareness How can you be so incredibly hip to yourself and yet fail to notice that you’re still talking long, long after everyone else in the room has tuned out? What the hell are you saying anyway? 6. “Everything goes better with weed” Stoners are incapable of imagining anything wonderful in the world that couldn’t be improved by a puff of marijuana. Concerts, museums, movies, nature hikes, sunrises, sunsets, intimate intercourse, etc. etc. When they’ve somehow been conned into experiencing these things sober, they’re anxious and distracted, dreaming how much cooler it would be if only they had that little one-hitter. potheads2 7. Arrogance! Sometimes ganja breaks down walls that were constructed to keep the ego in check. There’s nothing less fun than a condescending, derisive prick of a pothead. 8. They’re not as intelligent as they like to believe Intelligence comes from reading books, applying yourself to learning and actually facing life challenges… It does not come from watching back-to-back episodes of Breaking Bad for five hours straight while your buddies giggle like Cindy Brady. 9. The coughing, the spitting, the stale bunghole odor that hangs off their bodies… Are you people really unaware of how disgusting you are? 10. Pot makes you lazy, not creative Whatever excuse you have for me on this one, I’m just going to say, BULLSHIT! 11. They’re conspiracy theorists and gossipmongers of the highest order The lack of critical thinking in the pot culture is astonishing. They’re willing to believe any bit of nonsense they read on some garish little blog as long as it affirms their drug of choice, but when faced with serious journalistic criticism, they scream lies, bloody lies! 12. The warm, fuzzy comfort of the hivemind With weakened mental faculties and claustrophobic paranoias, the pothead is utterly terrified of wandering alone in the intellectual desert. The sad result is that every intensely held belief has been so spread around and stepped on by the group as to appear goopy and meaningless. Freedom, repression, Howard Zinn! Yeah, we get it… but when was the last time you had a genuinely independent thought? 13. Weed is the most important thing in their lives Living arrangements, financial expenditures, friendships, vacations– everything seems arranged around the ganja habit. It’s as if you imbeciles got married to a houseplant. Well, at least you found your intellectual equal. 14. The legalization talk Do we really need to have the same hours-long conversation every time the topic of pot legalization comes up? You cannot comprehend how incredibly dull you people are. It’s even worse on the internet. Whenever a message board political discussion turns to weed, it’s like a thousand characters from Groundhog Day arriving for a mutual masturbation fest. 15. The only political issue they’re interested in is legalization The number of voters drawn to the libertarian message this past election season was surprising to some, but when you consider that the majority of young people were only interested in the legalization issue, it paints a sad picture. There’s far more going on in this world than your precious little dope thing, you fools. potheads3 16. A lot of them are lowlife scumbags I know, I know, you’re going to tell me that the skeezy ones are the exceptions. You just can’t admit that there are some real losers in your ranks. Or maybe you’re the skeez we’ve all been talking about? 17. “Let me lecture you about how weed is less dangerous than alcohol…” Oh shut up! Can’t you people stay focused on a topic for more than two seconds? Who said we were talking about alcohol anyway? I’d smash some sense into you with my beer bottle if I could just get up from my chair. 18. They’re cheap with drugs but not with the hugs Seriously, why are you hippies so touchy-feely? It’s grotesque, especially considering your bugged-out eyes and that bunghole smell. And if– and this is meant purely as a speculative hypothetical for you potheads reading this– if I ever wanted to try your wonderful Mary Jane, why are you damn [bleep] about it??? I thought you people were all about good vibes and sharing? Yeah, go screw yourselves you cheap, selfish bastards. 19. Weirdness! Maybe it’s the social isolation, or maybe it’s the first signs of schizophrenia… Whatever the case, potheads are strange, strange people! The sad thing is that they have no clue just how weird they really are… Even when they say, “Let’s get weird,” they think they’re being ironic, but most us shudder because we know it’s the truth. You people are FREAKS! 20. They’re dishonest How many of you are going to read all this and still try to say, “But I’m an artist who reads books and loves my family and my family is so proud that I got a 4.0 GPA and then became the CEO of my own company and I can really take a break from my reefer addiction whenever I want but why would I want to when it’s the most amazing thing in my life? ” Just once I’d like to have someone give me an honest answer: “I’m a lazy bum of a college dropout loser who jerks off all day while watching Workaholics and packing bongs. Don’t tell my Mom. [bleep], I think she’s listening outside my bedroom door right now!” http://harddawn.com/why-are-potheads-so-annoying/ Stale bunghole odor. Can you explain that? No seriously. I want to hear what you have to say about it. I don't know anyone that smokes weed that smells like an [bleep]. Except for the hipsters I know who do smoke weed. And they smell fine in the morning, but by noon smell like old people smell because they don't wear deodorant. To be fair to hipsters, even the ones who don't smoke weed smell like this because they have an aversion to deodorant, not bathing. So please explain. ETA: as shole
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From the same website that brought you headlines like: " “Fact Checking” to Be Classified an Act of Treason, According to National Security Advisor Bannon" " President Trump Designates Science a Domestic Terror Threat" " Pence Promises Homosexual-Only FEMA Camps Will Be Tasteful, Rustic, “Like Bear Week in Provincetown”" " Homosexual Pornography to Be Regulated Exclusively Through the Vice President’s Office, Mike Pence Announces" And... " Should Trump’s FEMA Camps Offer Basic Services Like Racially Segregated Bathrooms?" Where do you find this schidt? Democratic Underground?
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OMG the stuff you find on the internet about pot smokers is a riot. I dound another headline from www.harddawn.com" Why Fireball2 Such an Idiot: The Inside Story According to Deflave" OK maybe I made that last one up. But it would be a long article. And quote a lot of posts from the 'fire.
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OMG the stuff you find on the internet about pot smokers is a riot. From the website you quoted: Trump’s Bold Plan for Dealing With Marijuana Pushers: “Take Out Their Families”When asked how the United States could defeat the global terrorists, Donald Trump did not hesitate to respond. “We need to take out their families!” the Republican candidate candidly announced and in doing so, took this year’s extraordinary presidential campaign to a whole new level. It is becoming widely accepted among security analysts that drug addiction is funding the worst acts of international terror. In Afghanistan, the opium trade helped the Taliban quickly regain its footing after the Gulf War. ISIS has also pursued this financial option and now threatens half of the Middle East. In the last decade, the Mexican cartels have dramatically expanded the link between hardcore marijuana and political instability. During Felipe Calderón’s presidency alone, up to 60,000 people were murdered in Northern Mexico, while the illicit industry generated close to $50 billion in annual profits. Donald Trump has not been afraid to address this crisis head on. At a Louisville, Kentucky campaign stop this week, the presumptive Republican nominee signaled that he was willing to do whatever it takes to stop the vice of Mexican cartels, including labeling them as a domestic terrorism threat. This move couldn’t come at a more critical time. On the home front, marijuana has gone from being an inner city crisis to a national tragedy. When liberal states rolled back their narcotics laws, the drug dealers quickly moved in to fill the void. If that wasn’t bad enough, pot pushers have begun targeting our school children with a host of secret methods. Marijuana is for idiots. The domestic terror of hardcore addiction may finally end under President Trump. Under Obama, the marijuana drug being sold in parking lots became far more devious and more addictive and the high more extreme than any other point in human history. Pot is well known as a gateway to a host of sexual ills, including promiscuity and sodomy and even homosexuality. It contributes to the decay of Christian faith and has a profound influence on our declining economy. Is it any wonder that crime is skyrocketing and safety is the number one concern of the American voter in many locales? If Trump is serious about addressing marijuana — and with a history as a fierce advocate of sobriety, he surely is — he will need to empower the Justice Department to treat this dilemma with every option in the playbook. As president, he will have Obama’s former FEMA camps at his disposal, and that is one resource that he should not overlook. The Trump approach to the terror of addiction may be controversial at first. Its great strength, however, lies in its immediate efficacy and its universal applicability. By targeting the pot pusher’s inner circle with such finality, the number of addicts will immediately drop. By removing their families from our communities, the threat can be successfully contained. In fact, it’s widely accepted that marijuana use is most often not limited to a single family member. Much like jihad, it can spread like wildfire among certain vulnerable subcultures. America needs a vigorous defense against addiction. We need to let every citizen know that he has a responsibility as his brother’s keeper as we rebuild our national community. Donald Trump’s war against pot will be but one building block in that great wall of Fortress America.
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OMG the stuff you find on the internet about pot smokers is a riot. From the website you quoted: What Can the Phish’s Contrived Reefer Madness Teach Us About the Dangers of White Libertarian Privilege?Yellow clouds of drug smoke hang heavy in the air. A sheen of ripe human sweat covers the half-naked bodies in every direction. The lights suddenly go dark. From one side of the stadium piercing animal screams echo. Sinister cackles of laughter erupt even closer. An angelic-faced girl with dungy dreadlocks lets a threadbare shirt slip off her shoulder. A single drop of perspiration hangs from the nipple of her exposed, youthful breast. She smiles a toothless grin and makes no move to cover her indecency. With ritual precision, a thousand glass pipes of ganja, hashish and opium are ignited simultaneously. Any second now the four members of the Phish will take to the stage. Somewhere out there in the night a fleet of ambulances idle as paramedics pace anxiously amidst exhaust fumes. The overdoses could reach into the dozens or maybe the hundreds. Teams of police officers are stationed even farther off. Their job is to keep this mess from spilling out into the surrounding neighborhoods. From time to time they are called upon to enter this hellish scene, but it’s only to remove the victims of the most egregious crimes. This they do as discreetly as possible. They have no desire to trigger a riot of deranged, drug-addled Phish fans. This tragic canvas has been painted night after night over the course of the summer. Yet America’s bedraggled youths still come and they come in droves. What drives so many to sacrifice their spirit to such a cruel chimera of waste of suffering? The Phish is a rock band unlike any other. Their music is vaguely defined as “jam” and “freakout” and “psychedelic.” It combines ear-splitting guitar battles with pompous drum improvisations. This cacophony of instrumental insurgency is overlaid with lyrics that provocatively defy common sense. Yet the fans are here for much more than a set of songs. It is the whole grungy, messy, sexualized catastrophe that thrills them. They delight in the destruction, the drugs and the denial of all that is decent in the world outside. They look at you and me as “squares” and “straights,” and fear the rules we live and work by. Yet the Phish represents something different than the generic 60s radicalism of a generation ago. That was a more ambitious, more polyglot movement. Most of today’s new age hippies are college-educated and from a middle to upper middle class background. They are almost exclusively white and cherish their Caucasian heritage. It gives them license to misbehave, to drop out of the workingman’s rat race and tune in to weekend-long drug kicks without fear of the police surveillance common to minority groups. In their exclusive and secretive confines, they let their “freak flags fly” and fly they do. But make no mistake, they’ve replaced the agitation of the Nixon generation with something equally ruinous. Today’s Phish heads are more likely to be Libertariansthan Democrats. You won’t see them at an Occupy riot or an Obama rally. They’ve inherited houses and money from their hardworking parents. They want lower taxes and less government oversight. It goes without saying that this subculture has no need for any God or Faith that you or I would understand. They may have been raised secular Jews or failed Catholics but the only evidence of this is their unpredictable histrionics. In many ways, it is the Phish’s disdain for Christianity that keeps followers from fully embracing the Republican Party. phish2While the Phish cult is a veritable leech on the body of society, radical socialism poses too much of a threat to their individual trust funds and summer homes. Indeed, members of this community are rather fond of their elevated social status. They fear that the implied equality of communism would actually force them to pare down their Kennedy-esque endeavors. Even the less financially fortunate support this agenda, for they aspire to the achieve a gilded lifestyle some day. For now, the poorer ones adorn themselves in the affections of their peers so as not to appear arriviste and outré. Despite all the trappings of affluence, however, all members of the Phish cult will work tirelessly to maintain a charade of multicultural sensitivity. Their “feel good” groovy hippie wisdom insulates them from the harshness of the real world and keeps them from being truly noticed by the ethnic classes. It all is part of complex agenda to protect their property while maintaining access to the aristocratic narcotics they worship so religiously. Cannabis is the next element added to the noxious concoction. Most “phans” are “pot” addicts who spend much of their free time pursuing a catatonic dope high. Weed even bleeds into their political discourse. If a candidate running for office supports marijuana legalization, as many Libertarians do, he has the Phish head’s impassioned support. No other social issue is as energizing in this world. Indeed, many spend a disproportionate amount of their time on the internetdiscussing marijuana-related issues. When it comes to decisions about where and how to live, weed is again a crucial factor. Some cities are known as drug utopias, others are not. An apartment building with a bunch of “squares” is a bad idea, while a flophouse with other “heads” is highly sought after. Even better is moving to a pot farm. When this idyllic option is out of reach, an ethnic neighborhood suffices. Often the only black or Latino a Phish head knows is his weed dealer. It’s rather shocking to learn that addiction determines so many of the daily decisions in this criminal world. But why the Phish music? For the signature acts of the 1960s– the Beatles, Allman Brothers, Bob Dylan, The Grateful Dead– music was about liberal protest and social change. It was an angry call to arms for those who felt disenfranchized by society. Yet the songs that the Phish play have nothing to do with politics or injustice, and everything to do with an elitist foray into the surreal. Hits with names like “Kung,” “Guelah Papyrus,” “Also Sprach Zarathustra” or “Character Zero” essentially celebrate nothing at all. They are intentionally opaque, spiritually empty and intellectually vapid. This jaded nihilism is an “inside joke” for the liberal arts educated. Others such as “Weekapaug Groove,” “You Enjoy Myself” and “Possum” defend that soft comfortable world of white status. Weekend beach holidays, casual sex and pet hobbies are about the most profound subjects this group is willing to delve into. Thus, we see that cannabis, atheism and privilege bond with an incredible narcissism to define the curiously entitled countercultural scene of the Phish. phish3In many ways, the Phish worldview is a strange combination of old-fashioned communalism and futuristic dystopian selfishness. As a group, they have broken off from the rest of us. They could care less if their music is mocked for its atonal absurdity and complete inability to crack the Billboard charts. Nor do these people desire to be part of the grand experiment of American democracy. These are not activists or thinkers, innovators or even leaders. No, they are cave dwellers, happy to hide away with their gruesome Neanderthalic lusts, grinding their sweaty bodies to primal beats and bare-breasted desires. They only ask that we avoid them and that our culture move on without the benefit of their grotesque creativity. Most of us would consider it a grand idea to ignore the Phish scene entirely. But think for a moment of your children, or maybe all the blushing, hopeful children of America. What happens when they make the mistake of tuning into the Phish? Do we not all share a responsibility to protect those who cannot protect themselves? What sort of civilization would we be if we blindly sacrificed our innocents to keep this voracious Phishic subculture at bay? It’s not enough that we ignore them for there will come a day when the Phish will come for one of our own. When that happens, you’ll need more than bravery and faith at your call.
It's about like this:
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It's a friggen riot! STOP!!!
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Fireball2- this is the part where you post that pic of the newspaper 3 or 4 more times. Or find another (imagine Bob Marley doing finger quotes here) "credible" source of information.
That harddawm site was great though. Thanks for the laugh.
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From the same website that brought you headlines like: " “Fact Checking” to Be Classified an Act of Treason, According to National Security Advisor Bannon" " President Trump Designates Science a Domestic Terror Threat" " Pence Promises Homosexual-Only FEMA Camps Will Be Tasteful, Rustic, “Like Bear Week in Provincetown”" " Homosexual Pornography to Be Regulated Exclusively Through the Vice President’s Office, Mike Pence Announces" And... " Should Trump’s FEMA Camps Offer Basic Services Like Racially Segregated Bathrooms?" Where do you find this schidt? Democratic Underground? That's all great stuff! 
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You'd have to be stoned to believe that shiit
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Best laugh I've had in forever. Google is AWESOME!
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Campfire Tracker
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Will Trumps FEMA camps for pot smokers provide pot so they don't have to go through withdrawals? This hard-hitting investigative reporter will go under cover to find out - more at www.harddawn.com tomorrow.
It's about like this:
"Do you puff peters?"
"Hell no!"
"NAZI!!!"
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Campfire Tracker
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Still waiting for info on how marijuana makes someone smell like Fireball2 (AKA bunghole).
It's about like this:
"Do you puff peters?"
"Hell no!"
"NAZI!!!"
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Campfire Kahuna
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Still waiting for info on how marijuana makes someone smell like Fireball2 (AKA bunghole). Congrats?
Last edited by Fireball2; 03/16/17.
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Still waiting for info on how marijuana makes someone smell like Fireball2 (AKA bunghole). Congrats? Well I'd wager you're an as shole, going by some of your posts on here... and your wife's posts on here. And it's not a stretch by any means to determine that an as shole and a bunghole are the same thing. And according to the authority on marijuana, www.harddawn.com, that you quoted potheads smell like bunghole. Not only that, you constantly biotch and moan on here like an old lady about so-called potheads and how you allege that they smell bad. So I'm waiting (eagerly) to find out how pot makes you smell like ass. I've smoked pot. It didn't make me smell like anything other than pot. For like 5 minutes, tops. ETA: Unless I was going around chain smoking joints the size of tampons all day. Then my fingers smelled like joint until I washed my hands.
Last edited by bigfish9684; 03/16/17.
It's about like this:
"Do you puff peters?"
"Hell no!"
"NAZI!!!"
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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When ya haven't got anything just attack the opposition. Gee, how original.
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