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If you put my initial and last name together, I'm one, too...GREED

Guess it beats SLOTH or GLUTTONY..

I used to work with a guy named Michael Hunt...I couldn't bring myself to refer to him or even call him Mike.

There's another guy at one of our European or Indian sites named Parikshit...

Aqualung

Went to school with a sweet sexy girl named Roberta Mount, couldn't keep a straight face when they took attendance - Mount, Roberta! We'd love to!

There was a kid in my high school named Harry Beaver.

Doctor guttman. Does internal medicine. Operated on my appendix.

I worked at a lumber yard while in high school. We had a regular customer named Justin Case. I didnt believe him the first time I saw it on a pull ticket. He showed my his DL and said he gets it all the time. The best part was his wife's name is Sue Case! No joke!

Elk Country

In college I knew Ima Pigg and Ura Pigg

There's a California University in Pa. also.

There was a family in the town where I grew up with the last name Assalone.

The High School Mascot was the Beavers.

Had a kid in the Scout troop named Charles Yoo, didn't take long before it was Chuck Yoo

Locally, I've seen an all girl Envirothon team called the 'Angry Beavers'- Never did figure how that one got by the team advisor.

Dale

I have been to Hell. Hell, MI.

A classic from the Porkie string of movies . . . Mike Hunt

Hope I don't get in trouble for this,
It is an actual town or village in Austria..


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/[bleep],_Austria

Put
F u c king
in the bleep, no spaces.

Our local OB-GYN is named Dr. Stiff.

Went through school (elementary to high school) with a guy named Thad.

HAROLD Butt

Thoro Hollowpeter

(True names)

Better, if not compound hyphenated....

Drill Sergeant conducting roll call of fresh enlistees at the Reception Battalion:

"ADAMS!"

"Here, Drill Sergeant!"

"BAKER!"

"Here, Drill sergeant!"

Pause. The look on the Drill Sergeant's face was incredulous.

"OH MY GOD"

Timid voice, "Here Drill Sergeant"




"NO, NO, NO. CRUMPACKER? COME HERE, BOY. I GOTS TO SEE THIS!"

My son had a classmate, "Miami Dolphin". I didn't believe him until I read a book to the class (first graders), and his name was on his desk.

Used to work with a chemist named "Dick Hunt".

Teller in a local bank had a name plaque that read, "VioLynn". Guess her folks were music lovers?

Mike

A company I worked for was leasing some SE Asian folks whose names in English spelling were Fat Tang, Knock My Tang, and Man Tang. (Phat Tang et al)

IIRC they lived in Beaver's Nest subdivision.

These names are verifiable in the records of the Clerk of Court, Caddo Parish, Louisiana.