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Just ask her why?















Yeah, I was kidding.


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Maybe it was 3 blind mice.

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Haaa, nobodies even close yet.


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I'm thinking she wants a new kitchen knife. ie. a better mouse trap, perhaps? grin

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Originally Posted by Bristoe
It's about like this:

"Do you puff peters?"

"Hell no!"

"NAZI!!!"


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Originally Posted by StoneCutter
Haaa, nobodies even close yet.

There's Agatha Christie's famous play "The Mousetrap" that's been playing for 64 years straight at St Martin's theater in London (we saw it in the mid 70's). However, in that one, the murder weapon was a gun, not a knife. Maybe she means "Take me or else".


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Originally Posted by bigfish9684


You almost have it.

She wants the knife sharpened and wants me to set a mouse trap in the pantry to kill the SOB.


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Originally Posted by centershot
Not sure, but personally I'd have a few mouse traps set up in the morning.....


On her side of the bed.... grin


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Originally Posted by 12344mag
Originally Posted by centershot
Not sure, but personally I'd have a few mouse traps set up in the morning.....


On her side of the bed.... grin


Oh my...............that wouldn't go over so well. She'd cut me off for the rest of my life.


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She wants you to get her a cat me thinks.


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A really big mouse?


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Pull the bullet from a 22LR, cut the mouth into a candle, open beer and wait......living room safari.

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She wants a "better mousetrap" ? food processor?

She's speaking "Wifeanese" and my Wifeanese to English dictionary is out of date...


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Originally Posted by StoneCutter
Last night when I got home from work I found this on the kitchen counter that my wife left for me.

Can anyone explain to me what I'm supposed to do?

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Knows you are a bloke and will grab it first, then read the note and stick it through your ear when you scratch your head in consternation.

Very subtle woman.


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TFF, B.

I've got no idea, but when you find out, I want to know.


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At least the sticky note didn't say "Birth Control".... smile


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Originally Posted by kingston
TFF, B.

I've got no idea, but when you find out, I want to know.



She wanted me to sharpen the knife and ...................

set a mouse trap in the pantry.

I just thought it was funny when I saw it. I asked her if she wanted me to kill the mouse with that.


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TFF, B.

I've got no idea, but when you find out, I want to know.



She wanted me to sharpen the knife and ...................

set a mouse trap in the pantry.


I just thought it was funny when I saw it. I asked her if she wanted me to kill the mouse with that.



Ah So.

Just a simple case of female logic.


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Just a shame another $50 trinket for people that don't know how to sharpen a knife !!!

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