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Re: Mouse Trap????? StoneCutter #12015164 05/05/17 Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 46,965 Iowa R RickyD Campfire 'Bwana RickyD Campfire 'Bwana R Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 46,965 Iowa Just ask her why? Yeah, I was kidding. We may know the time Ben Carson lied, but does anyone know the time Hillary Clinton told the truth? Immersing oneself in progressive lieberalism is no different than bathing in the sewage of Hell.

Re: Mouse Trap????? StoneCutter #12015251 05/05/17 Joined: May 2015 Posts: 1,015 Idaho M mbhunt Campfire Regular mbhunt Campfire Regular M Joined: May 2015 Posts: 1,015 Idaho Maybe it was 3 blind mice.

Re: Mouse Trap????? StoneCutter #12015266 05/05/17 Joined: Jan 2015 Posts: 7,862 The RED part of MD S StoneCutter OP Campfire Outfitter OP StoneCutter Campfire Outfitter S Joined: Jan 2015 Posts: 7,862 The RED part of MD Haaa, nobodies even close yet. "Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem." Ronald Reagan

Re: Mouse Trap????? StoneCutter #12015272 05/05/17 Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,581 R ryoushi Campfire Regular ryoushi Campfire Regular R Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,581 I'm thinking she wants a new kitchen knife. ie. a better mouse trap, perhaps?

Re: Mouse Trap????? StoneCutter #12015275 05/05/17 Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 6,864 Cedar Rapids, IA B bigfish9684 Campfire Tracker bigfish9684 Campfire Tracker B Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 6,864 Cedar Rapids, IA Thinking she wants the knives sharpened https://www.razoredgesystems.com/products/steels/product/39-mini-mousetrap-steel Originally Posted by Bristoe It's about like this: "Do you puff peters?" "Hell no!" "NAZI!!!"

Re: Mouse Trap????? StoneCutter #12015378 05/05/17 Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 69,406 Likes: 5 Filer, ID Rock Chuck Campfire Kahuna Rock Chuck Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 69,406 Likes: 5 Filer, ID Originally Posted by StoneCutter Haaa, nobodies even close yet. There's Agatha Christie's famous play "The Mousetrap" that's been playing for 64 years straight at St Martin's theater in London (we saw it in the mid 70's). However, in that one, the murder weapon was a gun, not a knife. Maybe she means "Take me or else". “In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” ― George Orwell It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.

Re: Mouse Trap????? bigfish9684 #12015395 05/05/17 Joined: Jan 2015 Posts: 7,862 The RED part of MD S StoneCutter OP Campfire Outfitter OP StoneCutter Campfire Outfitter S Joined: Jan 2015 Posts: 7,862 The RED part of MD Originally Posted by bigfish9684 Thinking she wants the knives sharpened https://www.razoredgesystems.com/products/steels/product/39-mini-mousetrap-steel You almost have it. She wants the knife sharpened and wants me to set a mouse trap in the pantry to kill the SOB. "Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem." Ronald Reagan

Re: Mouse Trap????? centershot #12015442 05/05/17 Joined: Oct 2011 Posts: 59,140 Likes: 23 Next to the dump that Del Shan... 12344mag Campfire Kahuna 12344mag Campfire Kahuna Joined: Oct 2011 Posts: 59,140 Likes: 23 Next to the dump that Del Shan... Originally Posted by centershot Not sure, but personally I'd have a few mouse traps set up in the morning..... On her side of the bed.... Paul "I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D. Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards. molɔ̀ːn labé skýla

Re: Mouse Trap????? 12344mag #12015465 05/05/17 Joined: Jan 2015 Posts: 7,862 The RED part of MD S StoneCutter OP Campfire Outfitter OP StoneCutter Campfire Outfitter S Joined: Jan 2015 Posts: 7,862 The RED part of MD Originally Posted by 12344mag Originally Posted by centershot Not sure, but personally I'd have a few mouse traps set up in the morning..... On her side of the bed.... Oh my...............that wouldn't go over so well. She'd cut me off for the rest of my life. "Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem." Ronald Reagan

Re: Mouse Trap????? StoneCutter #12015613 05/05/17 Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 7,914 Likes: 2 SE_WI Mr_TooDogs Campfire Outfitter Mr_TooDogs Campfire Outfitter Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 7,914 Likes: 2 SE_WI She wants you to get her a cat me thinks. GOA

Re: Mouse Trap????? StoneCutter #12015915 05/05/17 Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 32,129 Likes: 2 Kenai Peninsula, AK L las Campfire 'Bwana las Campfire 'Bwana L Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 32,129 Likes: 2 Kenai Peninsula, AK A really big mouse? The only true cost of having a dog is its death.

Re: Mouse Trap????? StoneCutter #12016265 05/05/17 Joined: Sep 2009 Posts: 2,224 Moorhead, MN B bubbajay Campfire Regular bubbajay Campfire Regular B Joined: Sep 2009 Posts: 2,224 Moorhead, MN Pull the bullet from a 22LR, cut the mouth into a candle, open beer and wait......living room safari.

Re: Mouse Trap????? StoneCutter #12016351 05/05/17 Joined: Sep 2008 Posts: 5,733 North Carolina C colodog Campfire Tracker colodog Campfire Tracker C Joined: Sep 2008 Posts: 5,733 North Carolina She wants a "better mousetrap" ? food processor? She's speaking "Wifeanese" and my Wifeanese to English dictionary is out of date... "Camping places fix themselves in your mind as if you had spent long periods of your life in them. You will remember a curve of your wagon track in the grass of the plain like the features of a friend." Isak Dinesen

Re: Mouse Trap????? StoneCutter #12016358 05/05/17 Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 29,786 Land of milk and honey...for s... J JSTUART Campfire Ranger JSTUART Campfire Ranger J Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 29,786 Land of milk and honey...for s... Originally Posted by StoneCutter Last night when I got home from work I found this on the kitchen counter that my wife left for me. Can anyone explain to me what I'm supposed to do? Knows you are a bloke and will grab it first, then read the note and stick it through your ear when you scratch your head in consternation. Very subtle woman. These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.

Re: Mouse Trap????? StoneCutter #12016368 05/05/17 Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 32,130 Likes: 1 Somewhere between lost and fou... kingston Campfire 'Bwana kingston Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 32,130 Likes: 1 Somewhere between lost and fou... TFF, B. I've got no idea, but when you find out, I want to know. Originally Posted by 16penny If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty

Re: Mouse Trap????? StoneCutter #12016645 05/06/17 Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 69,672 Likes: 17 Not In The City rockinbbar Campfire Kahuna rockinbbar Campfire Kahuna Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 69,672 Likes: 17 Not In The City At least the sticky note didn't say "Birth Control".... Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!

Re: Mouse Trap????? kingston #12016671 05/06/17 Joined: Jan 2015 Posts: 7,862 The RED part of MD S StoneCutter OP Campfire Outfitter OP StoneCutter Campfire Outfitter S Joined: Jan 2015 Posts: 7,862 The RED part of MD Originally Posted by kingston TFF, B. I've got no idea, but when you find out, I want to know. She wanted me to sharpen the knife and ................... set a mouse trap in the pantry. I just thought it was funny when I saw it. I asked her if she wanted me to kill the mouse with that. "Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem." Ronald Reagan

Re: Mouse Trap????? StoneCutter #12016685 05/06/17 Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 69,672 Likes: 17 Not In The City rockinbbar Campfire Kahuna rockinbbar Campfire Kahuna Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 69,672 Likes: 17 Not In The City Originally Posted by StoneCutter Originally Posted by kingston TFF, B. I've got no idea, but when you find out, I want to know. She wanted me to sharpen the knife and ................... set a mouse trap in the pantry. I just thought it was funny when I saw it. I asked her if she wanted me to kill the mouse with that. Ah So. Just a simple case of female logic. Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!

Re: Mouse Trap????? StoneCutter #12017463 05/06/17 Joined: Feb 2013 Posts: 1,893 MO backwoods M mohick Campfire Regular mohick Campfire Regular M Joined: Feb 2013 Posts: 1,893 MO backwoods Just a shame another $50 trinket for people that don't know how to sharpen a knife !!!