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Mouse Trap????? #12014912 05/05/17
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Last night when I got home from work I found this on the kitchen counter that my wife left for me.

Can anyone explain to me what I'm supposed to do?

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Re: Mouse Trap????? [Re: StoneCutter] #12014917 05/05/17
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It's obvious that your wife isn't a hunter. Any hunter knows that there are better blades for field dressing, skinning, and preparing smaller sized game for the table.


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Re: Mouse Trap????? [Re: StoneCutter] #12014919 05/05/17
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Well I would not start talking about Lorena Bobbitt around her

Re: Mouse Trap????? [Re: StoneCutter] #12014929 05/05/17
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[Linked Image]

Open peanut butter jar.

Mouse comes running down the baseboard for free peanut butter, impales self on knife.


Re: Mouse Trap????? [Re: Rock Chuck] #12014930 05/05/17
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Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
It's obvious that your wife isn't a hunter. Any hunter knows that there are better blades for field dressing, skinning, and preparing smaller sized game for the table.


She's definitely not a hunter.


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Re: Mouse Trap????? [Re: RWE] #12014936 05/05/17
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Originally Posted by RWE
Well I would not start talking about Lorena Bobbitt around her


eek


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Re: Mouse Trap????? [Re: StoneCutter] #12014953 05/05/17
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I'm thinking she's telling you to go on another hog hunt. Let me know when & I'll go with you. Bob

Re: Mouse Trap????? [Re: StoneCutter] #12014959 05/05/17
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In woman speak that means "kill the mouse or your nuts come off".


Re: Mouse Trap????? [Re: Deerwhacker444] #12014966 05/05/17
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Originally Posted by Deerwhacker444
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Open peanut butter jar.

Mouse comes running down the baseboard for free peanut butter, impales self on knife.




Nice, I'm going to have to try that one.


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Re: Mouse Trap????? [Re: colorado bob] #12014969 05/05/17
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Originally Posted by colorado bob
I'm thinking she's telling you to go on another hog hunt. Let me know when & I'll go with you. Bob


Or she telling me NOT to go another hog hunt.....or else.


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Re: Mouse Trap????? [Re: CrowRifle] #12015003 05/05/17
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Originally Posted by CrowRifle
In woman speak that means "kill the mouse or your nuts come off".


That's what I was thinking too.


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Re: Mouse Trap????? [Re: StoneCutter] #12015013 05/05/17
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Good luck with that one! laugh


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Re: Mouse Trap????? [Re: StoneCutter] #12015044 05/05/17
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I knew what she was trying to tell me, but I picked it up and told her that was a lousy mouse trap.


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Re: Mouse Trap????? [Re: StoneCutter] #12015046 05/05/17
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I find that a large bore BPCR would be the best for mice.

Satisfy her directive and go buy one.

Re: Mouse Trap????? [Re: CrowRifle] #12015118 05/05/17
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Originally Posted by CrowRifle
In woman speak that means "kill the mouse or your nuts come off".



Probably supposed to stop at the store and buy the trap first, but yeah, that.


My ideal as a conservative:

That each person may reap as he/she has sown.
Re: Mouse Trap????? [Re: RWE] #12015123 05/05/17
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Originally Posted by RWE
I find that a large bore BPCR would be the best for mice.

Satisfy her directive and go buy one.



This would probably leave a mark.


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Re: Mouse Trap????? [Re: colorado bob] #12015124 05/05/17
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Originally Posted by colorado bob
I'm thinking she's telling you to go on another hog hunt. Let me know when & I'll go with you. Bob



I'm in.


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Re: Mouse Trap????? [Re: StoneCutter] #12015131 05/05/17
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Not sure, but personally I'd have a few mouse traps set up in the morning.....


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Re: Mouse Trap????? [Re: centershot] #12015151 05/05/17
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Get her a nice .270 and she wont have to mess around any more trying to stalk them with that knife.


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Re: Mouse Trap????? [Re: Idaho_Shooter] #12015152 05/05/17
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Originally Posted by Idaho_Shooter
Originally Posted by CrowRifle
In woman speak that means "kill the mouse or your nuts come off".



Probably supposed to stop at the store and buy the trap first, but yeah, that.


Yep, that's "Go ahead" for a new, tricked-out 870.... just kill the foughking mouse ASAP.

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