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Last night when I got home from work I found this on the kitchen counter that my wife left for me. Can anyone explain to me what I'm supposed to do?
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It's obvious that your wife isn't a hunter. Any hunter knows that there are better blades for field dressing, skinning, and preparing smaller sized game for the table.
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Well I would not start talking about Lorena Bobbitt around her
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Open peanut butter jar. Mouse comes running down the baseboard for free peanut butter, impales self on knife.
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It's obvious that your wife isn't a hunter. Any hunter knows that there are better blades for field dressing, skinning, and preparing smaller sized game for the table.
She's definitely not a hunter.
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Well I would not start talking about Lorena Bobbitt around her
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I'm thinking she's telling you to go on another hog hunt. Let me know when & I'll go with you. Bob
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In woman speak that means "kill the mouse or your nuts come off".
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Open peanut butter jar. Mouse comes running down the baseboard for free peanut butter, impales self on knife. Nice, I'm going to have to try that one.
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I'm thinking she's telling you to go on another hog hunt. Let me know when & I'll go with you. Bob Or she telling me NOT to go another hog hunt.....or else.
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In woman speak that means "kill the mouse or your nuts come off". That's what I was thinking too.
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Good luck with that one!
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I knew what she was trying to tell me, but I picked it up and told her that was a lousy mouse trap.
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I find that a large bore BPCR would be the best for mice.
Satisfy her directive and go buy one.
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In woman speak that means "kill the mouse or your nuts come off". Probably supposed to stop at the store and buy the trap first, but yeah, that.
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I find that a large bore BPCR would be the best for mice.
Satisfy her directive and go buy one. This would probably leave a mark.
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I'm thinking she's telling you to go on another hog hunt. Let me know when & I'll go with you. Bob I'm in.
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Not sure, but personally I'd have a few mouse traps set up in the morning.....
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Get her a nice .270 and she wont have to mess around any more trying to stalk them with that knife.
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In woman speak that means "kill the mouse or your nuts come off". Probably supposed to stop at the store and buy the trap first, but yeah, that. Yep, that's "Go ahead" for a new, tricked-out 870.... just kill the foughking mouse ASAP.
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