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Just ask her why?
Yeah, I was kidding.
We may know the time Ben Carson lied, but does anyone know the time Hillary Clinton told the truth?
Immersing oneself in progressive lieberalism is no different than bathing in the sewage of Hell.
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Maybe it was 3 blind mice.
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Haaa, nobodies even close yet.
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I'm thinking she wants a new kitchen knife. ie. a better mouse trap, perhaps?
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It's about like this:
"Do you puff peters?"
"Hell no!"
"NAZI!!!"
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Haaa, nobodies even close yet. There's Agatha Christie's famous play "The Mousetrap" that's been playing for 64 years straight at St Martin's theater in London (we saw it in the mid 70's). However, in that one, the murder weapon was a gun, not a knife. Maybe she means "Take me or else".
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You almost have it. She wants the knife sharpened and wants me to set a mouse trap in the pantry to kill the SOB.
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Not sure, but personally I'd have a few mouse traps set up in the morning..... On her side of the bed....
Paul
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Not sure, but personally I'd have a few mouse traps set up in the morning..... On her side of the bed.... Oh my...............that wouldn't go over so well. She'd cut me off for the rest of my life.
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She wants you to get her a cat me thinks.
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Pull the bullet from a 22LR, cut the mouth into a candle, open beer and wait......living room safari.
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She wants a "better mousetrap" ? food processor?
She's speaking "Wifeanese" and my Wifeanese to English dictionary is out of date...
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Last night when I got home from work I found this on the kitchen counter that my wife left for me. Can anyone explain to me what I'm supposed to do? Knows you are a bloke and will grab it first, then read the note and stick it through your ear when you scratch your head in consternation. Very subtle woman.
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TFF, B.
I've got no idea, but when you find out, I want to know.
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At least the sticky note didn't say "Birth Control"....
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TFF, B.
I've got no idea, but when you find out, I want to know.
She wanted me to sharpen the knife and ................... set a mouse trap in the pantry. I just thought it was funny when I saw it. I asked her if she wanted me to kill the mouse with that.
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TFF, B.
I've got no idea, but when you find out, I want to know.
She wanted me to sharpen the knife and ...................
set a mouse trap in the pantry.I just thought it was funny when I saw it. I asked her if she wanted me to kill the mouse with that. Ah So. Just a simple case of female logic.
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Just a shame another $50 trinket for people that don't know how to sharpen a knife !!!
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