My brother and I used to joke about experiencing "Paris in the springtime".
Paris, France....or Paris, Texas?
Or Paris, Idaho?
Or Calif! Cheers NC
or Paris ohio
An unemployed Jester, is nobody's Fool.
the only real difference between a good tracker and a bad tracker, is observation. all the same data is present for both. The rest, is understanding what you're seeing.
There was doctor Phister around town that practiced proctology.
I know a guy named Richard Magnus. He's a lawyer.
I married one of the Ball girls from McCreary County. She has an Uncle Richard. They have a place down there called Granny Holt's Knob. It's on Rt 92 There's also Pine Knot and Mudcut.
I recently joined a company that has a fellow named Dougshat working the IT Help Line. That's his first name.
One of the more tragic stories I heard was the family named Hore up the street. The daughters got so teased in high school the family changed its name to Hearn.
However, the ace #1 tragic name I can say with certitude is Anna Borchine. Her family was Russian. She worked as a teacher with my first wife.
This is no lie (God strike me dead) but I had customers at a major university (Husband and wife research team) whose names were Luong Dhong and Wi Wi Wang.
I formerly worked with Dr. Doctor (people always thought he was messing with them....). I also worked with Dr. Davidoff, first name Jack.......
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, used up, worn out, bottle of Jim Beam in one hand and a .45 in the other, loudly proclaiming WOW-- What a Ride!"
Cool Aid : Jim Jones Hora : Kurdish female name, I explained to her several times what it means but she didn't want to change it Gaz : a popular candy in Iran Nasi : a popular female name in Iran ( means cute or soft )
Two guys that I worked with in a butcher shop with years ago were named Herdt and Payn. The joke was that they would be a great wrestling tag team, but that they should never take up dentistry and open an office together.
Miami of Ohio University has a top tier D-1 Hockey team.
You missed the best part- it's located in Oxford (OH). Can really confuse some people. They think you went to Miami (FL) or are super smart and went to Oxford. MU Ohio is my alma mater.
I know an Amazon employee who's user name (official work name, computer-generated) is 'manure'. Yeah, no schitt, I had a hard time believing it when I saw it at first. Luckily, English isn't her first language, or she'd be really pizzed off.
You can roll a turd in peanuts, dip it in chocolate, and it still ain't no damn Baby Ruth.