Funny you should mention that. I was abducted by aliens when I lived in Dalton Georgia. They were little bug eyed grey bastards! They probed me and I kind of liked it? I got a little hot.... I wanted to probe them too, if you know what i mean? That is how us southern boys roll ;), you know what I am talking about. I was up in the ship and it was real romantic. Clear skies. It was beautiful. Apparently they did not want me to use my probe on them, so they used some mind control techniques. obviously I was to stupid for it to work, but I worked them over. The ship was rocking in the sky back and forth. A whole lot of love making that night. The moonlight was coming in through the windows and they sure were some pretty little grey things. I naturally fell asleep with all the activity. Had a grey alien under each arm. One of them had a blond wig on. Chit was awesome. they tried to claw their way out a few times but I kept dragging them back to the action. I don't know if they enjoyed it as much as I did. Cute little grey azzes! Last thing I remember after I fell asleep was being dumped off in the Appalachians and a saucer space ship hurrying away. it was as if it was being flown by drunks? I think they were a little shaken after the activity?
To this day I try to get them to come back, but they don't? I really don't know what people are complaining about with all the abductions and all? I had a great time with mine.
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes."
No problems with UFO and/or Bigfoot stories, it's all the unreal stuff that comes up around April first. If Someone claims to die, I want to see the damn body.
Northern Dave is spending the next few days in an undisclosed location ...
Big hairy guy stuff .. yeah. I've seen 2 with 100% certainty and high 90s certainty on a third. I've got a few pictures of tracks I've found. Some audio of things that are most likely them.
There are some weird things I can't rightly attribute even to bigfoot though, things that really pique my curiosity.
I found some tracks in shallow water in a lake bottom which are shaped like mine but quite a bit bigger, likely 15 inches or more long and 5-6 inches or more wide. However, unlike a bigfoot track they have a very high arch and unlike a human boot track, the arch is smoothly sloping both front and back. I can feel neither toe impressions nor boot lug impressions. The more I learn about them the less sure I am of what made them.
I heard, and recorded, "something else." Neither yell nor scream, it's like the doc telling you to say "ahhh" only at jet engine volume, not reasonable flesh 'n' blood animal volume. The first time I heard it, I thought I was "got". I dropped to one knee and started to draw looking for the son of a bitch attacking me. I realized as I was doing that the sound was coming from 3/4ths of a mile away from something that probably didn't know I was there. The second time, about 6-7 weeks later, I was much farther away. That time I had an audio recorder running. I may be crazy, probably am, but my audio recorder isn't. The sound is only about a second long, no build up, no draw-out, it's just abruptly there then gone. I know of no animal anywhere on earth that makes that sound at that volume.
I'll be honest, it spooks me a bit. At the same time, I'll balance it with other honesty: I'm apparently not smart enough to just sweep it under the carpet and pretend it didn't happen, now I'm curious .. and I get stubborn when I'm curious. I'm going to find out what did that. I've got a few trail cams set out. I have not heard the sound again, that was 4 summers ago, and while USFS said others had called to ask, when I checked back with them, there had been no reports after that summer.
So, like whatever made those tracks that seem to have decades of silt in them, it may be a really, really long wait.
The UFO angle ... the day I put the first cameras out for that "ahhh" / moan / roar sound, I decided to make a big loop of it continuing further cross-country to a trail near the top of a deep canyon. The peaks north and south on the ridge I was on are good landmarks as are the peaks across that canyon but the clouds settled in and I couldn't use them for navigation. The clouds were too thick to navigate by sun. After a while "wandering lost" I got curious so I pulled out my GPS to get a bearing and find out how far I was from that trail. It gave my location, I could see I was maybe a quarter to half mile from the trail, but it would not give me a direction ... the little pointer swung non-stop and would not give me north. After a bit I grabbed my regular magnetic compass .. I'll confess to not being the best with a compass but if I can find north I can figure out what general direction to go. It did the same thing. Spun non stop, wouldn't settle on a direction. I put them away, took a best guess based on directions small gullies were pointing, and took off. I eventually hit the trail after a 2 mile or so walk. I'd been paralleling it for a long ways before I found it.
The only thing I know of that might affect both, since they work pretty differently, is a very strong magnetic field. The nearest powerlines are about 10 miles away, nearest house about the same, federal wilderness area, no underground lines. No good rational explanation. I was definitely pondering something overhead in that cloud deck.
The next time I was back there, the compass and GPS worked just fine.
I don't know. Good thing I like puzzles, I seem to have a few.
Tom
Anyone who thinks there's two sides to everything hasn't met a M�bius strip.
I thought I saw one when I was a little kid. Scared the crap out of me so I grabbed my parents and made them come out and see it for themselves. As it got closer, it was just some kind of small plane with an electronic marquee scrolling across the bottom of the wings. Felt very silly and very relieved at the same time!!
Biden's most truthful quote ever came during his first press conference, 03/25/21. Drum roll please...... "I don't know, to be clear." and THAT is one promise he's kept!!!
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. --Winston Churchill
Near Death and Christmas Miracle are almost as funny.
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. --Winston Churchill
2015 elk season my daughter, buddy and I walked down an old logging road before we planned on splitting up. We were standing and looking at map/compass to see where we will meet up. We heard something coming before we knew it was above us.. It is hard to explain but it was air booming. It felt and sounded like what ever it was, it stopped above our head and it was sort of whoooomp, whoooomp whoooomp type sound with a thump on your chest behind it. It was not a helicopter or a jet. Were looking at each other and up in the sky. w=We were at 4000ish foot level and high cloud cover where nothing could be seen. thinking predator type camo. Then it took off as it came. It was freaking weird. .....straight up UFO
All of them do something better than the 30-06, but none of them do everything as well.
a lot of folks feel like we're the only humans/intelligent species in the universe. and they might well be right. others believe that we are here, but as the Fates might have it, there's others out there as well. i sometimes wonder if the space aliens/extraterrestrials aren't trying to make contact?
personnally, i just don't believe for a moment that the current day humans can accept such a contact moment?
i mean, it might risk destroying everything we know, come to believe in, and accept as the truth?
extra-ordinary humans just like us, but somehow different? what might that mean?
A good friend of mine saw a UFO once. We were at a high school football game and we left to drink some liquor. He saw the UFO as we were walking back to the stadium. He also drank most of the liquor.
Someone told us later that they released a bunch of balloons during the halftime show. Coincidence??
Female aliens are invading the earth and kidnapping sexy, good looking older men, who are great hunters, and have large p*ckers.....
You all, personally, are not in any danger.
Just wanted to say goodbye.
This is one of the Alien kidnappers who are kidnapping old hunters.
where do i get a pecker transplant? got the old hunter part covered! crap what do i do about the good looking part?
the consolidation of the states into one vast republic, sure to be aggressive abroad and despotic at home, will be the certain precursor of that ruin which has overwhelmed all those that have preceded. Robert E Lee ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
I was walking home from grade school with a friend, 1960's in NY. We were cutting across a farmer's field and looked up to see what looked like a classic disc shaped UFO overhead at about 500-1000 feet. Looked grey metallic with a diameter of about 30-40 feet. No sound, moving very slowly away at a right angle to where we were headed. There were alternating blue and orange lights around the rim of the saucer blinking on and off in a slow rotation. We saw several rotations of these lights before the UFO disappeared to the West. The sky was clear. To the both of us it just looked like the real thing with no room for misinterpretation. I was spooked for sure. Parents didn't believe me.
omg, space aliens out there, but unwilling to make contact, is that it?
way back in the day when i was attending a baptist college, lot's of lights in the sky. the usfs got really upset, given the cost of fire suppression in the forest.
little did they know about the cost of forest fire suppression.
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