Ok, guess back to looking for the real record then.
I'm pretty sure I discovered the evidence of the record winning shat about 25 years ago but didn't document it. No cellphone cameras back in the day.
I was running on a nature trail (probably wouldn't have had the phone anyway) behind some condos in Solomom's Island, MD.
In the middle of the trail was a pile of crap so enormous you simply couldn't believe it came from a human. It was honestly larger than any cow pie I have ever seen. The tipoff to the creator was the pair of tighty whities intertwined with the mess.
(I'm eliminating the possibility that a cow actually ate a guy wearing tighty whities and then crapped him out.)
I'm pretty sure you take that fake bowling alley crap and pile it up it's not even close to what I saw.
There was a spectacular story to go along with that pile, I'm just not sure I would have wanted to hear it.
