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Campfire Kahuna
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Lmao Randy,
A little advice from the great north for you, Don't do that when wearing a pair of overalls or when showering.........don't ask.
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Sometime I'll tell you about the coworker deer hunting and the hood of his cardhart overalls.
Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
WS
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ROFLMAO. 
An unemployed Jester, is nobody's Fool.
the only real difference between a good tracker and a bad tracker, is observation. all the same data is present for both. The rest, is understanding what you're seeing.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire 'Bwana
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God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
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Campfire Ranger
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LMAO.
I know exactly what you're talking about with that drink except the stuff I had to drink was faux orange. That stuff will gag a maggot. The instructions said put it in the fridge and it wouldn't be so bad. Horse hockey!
I was pretty pissed when I got there and the tech said I had to drink ANOTHER ONE. She said that if they told folks they'd have to drink another when they got there, that they might not show up.
NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Outfitter
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I am glad that I am not the only one that believes farts prove that god has a sense of humor. I picked up my wife at the airport yesterday and got in the elevator to our parking level and the stench was worse than an open grave. A woman said someone left us a gift, and the whole group started laughing.
A favorite memory is getting each of my kids and grandkids to"Pull My Finger"
I was at the Crazy Horse place near Mt. Rushmore w/ a grandson who said loudly "don't pull his finger". My wife and DIL were embarrassed, my son and I were proud.
Farts are nature's way of keeping us humble.
mike r
Don't wish it were easier
Wish you were better
Stab them in the taint, you can't put a tourniquet on that.
Craig Douglas ECQC
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Campfire Oracle
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Those gals got what they deserved. Every time an old fart does something unusual females automatically think the old fart is crazy and they have to stick their nose in it.
Wait a week and do it again and they will do the same all over. I can hear it now, "What are you doing out here This Time? "
Last edited by jaguartx; 08/11/17.
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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Sounds like paint peeler farts.
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Campfire Outfitter
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not interested in the smell of your farts.
Disgusting
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Dammit I was 10ft behind this old piss bagger at walgreens pharmacy. He smelled like sour milk and cat whizz. And when he left, his funk was STILL there for several minutes.
Any you old dudes, need to be mindful if youre peeing all over yourself, for God's sake and everyone else, take a bath and change/wash your dang clothes more than just once a month.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Campfire Outfitter
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I needed this laugh...should have read this yesterday. Thanks!
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Campfire Tracker
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Lmao Randy,
A little advice from the great north for you, Don't do that when wearing a pair of overalls or when showering.........don't ask. Our FD turnout pants having a vapor barrier seemed like they could trap farts for hours. It was when you lowered the pants that the stench would release.
Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger.
Stupid always finds a way.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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All this science. You might think they could make a fart drink taste good, it nooooo!
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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Campfire Kahuna
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not interested in the smell of your farts.
Disgusting Lighten up Simon...
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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Campfire Kahuna
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That was some funny chitt!
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
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It was funny but disgusting too.
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