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3 dudes have dumped her .
No job.
You're screwed.
mike r
Don't wish it were easier
Wish you were better
Stab them in the taint, you can't put a tourniquet on that.
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jorge's philosophy on females (excluding one's mother of course);
1. The BEST one you will ever meet is still a pain in the ass.
2. If they didn't have a hole, there'd be a bounty on them
Mitigating above two; big tits.  That's the spirit Jorge!
Casey
Not being married to any particular political party sure makes it a lot easier to look at the world more objectively...
Having said that, MAGA.
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jorge's philosophy on females (excluding one's mother of course);
1. The BEST one you will ever meet is still a pain in the ass.
2. If they didn't have a hole, there'd be a bounty on them
Mitigating above two; big tits. That's the spirit Jorge! Firm over big any day I've evolved
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Can't believe this hasn't been mentioned yet as it is eternal wisdom from the fire...if lonely...dog...get one. I really do hope it works out for ya though.
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A wise friend once told me "that relationships are like garage sales, they seem interesting until you get in there and realize it's all a bunch of crap that you really don't need". And secondly, they all have an expiration date, except when you meet them, you don't know if you ended up with a gallon of milk or a box of Twinkies.......
I sure could go for some $2.50/gal gas and a mean tweet!
NRA Benefactor member, disgruntled.
Life member: Firearms Owners Against Crime.
Life member: GOA
Member: RMEF
TRUMP 2020
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The past is like herpes...it is always with you...you just get some time between outbreaks. Most certainly agree with that, but so far with with me I have been able to go 32 years with very few and thankfully minor out breaks.
Ed
A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes the person who never asks is a fool forever.
The worst slaves are those that put the chains on themselves.
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Can't believe this hasn't been mentioned yet as it is eternal wisdom from the fire...if lonely...dog...get one. I really do hope it works out for ya though. Ok, dog fugker. Dave
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Proud to be a true Sandlapper!!
Go Nats!!!!
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That's what they say in Arkansas. And prison. Dave
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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3 dudes have dumped her .
No job.
You're screwed.
mike r isn't that the point ? 
Last edited by keith_dunlap; 09/18/17.
if a man speaks, and there isn't a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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I'm sure her having been married 3X be says nothing...
Carry on
TRUMP- GABBARD 2024
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Don't forget, due to MOST residency laws, in a very short time it will be illegal to make her leave.
She will have the same right to stay in your house as you do.
The first piece of mail she gets at your house will have a notation on the back of it saying....
"YOUR TOAST"
Old Fishermen never die, we just get reel tired.
May you build a ladder to the stars
and climb on every rung.
May you stay......Forever young
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Get rid of the foocki ng cat.
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Get rid of the foocki ng cat.
Then there's THIS... PENNSYLVANIA COURT STRIKES DOWN ORDINANCE LIMITING NUMBER OF CATS PER RESIDENCE Cat laws
Old Fishermen never die, we just get reel tired.
May you build a ladder to the stars
and climb on every rung.
May you stay......Forever young
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Update......shes history! Made it 4 weeks....lol. Everything was great first 3. Last week she was sick and I tried to call her twice. Never answered. Came home from work and she said she never got the calls. Showed me her phone. The calls didnt go through. No problem. Next day I said honey we need to get you another phone provider so we dont have this problem again. She went off! Said " I had this line for 10 yrs and I aint paying more than $35 for a damn phone! Further more I aint ever going on another guys phone plan!!" I said I never asked you to go on my plan, but sob I wanna get through to ya when I want to. Then she said wtf did you wanna get ahold of me for? I said I just wanted to check on ya and make sure you were ok.
Next day I told her I didnt care for the attitude the night before. If ya ever get like that again you might as well pack your bags. She said dont threaten me! I didnt, I meant it, and she was gone within an hour.
Dont know what her problem is, but shes no longer my problem. Friends for 7 yrs and in one month she turned into a bitch.
Most of y'all were right. Guess ya never really know someone.
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Sorry to hear. It's never easy.
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An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
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Sorry to hear. It's never easy. No need be sorry. Is what it is. I mean, hate to lose a friend, hate it didnt work, but id rather her gone now than get screwed bigtime later on ya know?
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Well...bye...
Really, sorry how this one turned out. Hang in there, there will be others.
Should have got the dog...
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Dog hell...im goin for big tits this time
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Better it happened now than later down the road.
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