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It's my firm belief that much of the incivility on here stems from intolerance.

Intolerance to dumb ass $hit that is sometimes posted, and the intolerance to the inability to reach through the screen and choke the snot out of someone who desperately needs it.

This is of course a general reference and not directed toward any individual nor their sockpuppet.

Well, i was going to go to the phone store and try to post some pics with tech help but fuggit.
Son and i were driving down an old pipeline to the Pecos last weekend when i saw a 4 foot rattler hauling tail just ahead and to the left.

Now had that rattler heard, seen or felt us approach. Thats the second time in my life i have ever seen that. Anyone else ever see that. It was whipping back and forth and hauling ass.

Ground was soft from rain but i pulled left on it and hit the brakes as i was too close to stop before being on it. I let up on the brake and pulked a bit ahead so son wouldnt get out on it in case it wasnt hurt. He got out and fired somewhere behind the truck so i got out. Of course Babe bailed out as i exited and headed for son to go get quail. The rattler coiled just a bit behind truk. It had evidently struck and hung up under the truck and came with us a bit. A few pellets hit its head as it was hauling for the brush so it wasnt fully operational i guess but was coiled with neck up and head down. Im hollering at Babe to get back and she looking at me wondering wtf is wrong with me as she is headed for the snake and watching me. I jump ahead of her but still well to the side and reach and bump her back from it with the tip of the Baretta barrel just as shes about to be on it.

Dayom. Talk about gettting my nerves messed up for a bit.

Of couse, she was miffed at me a bit for being a no good pos but i found us a covey of blues a bit later and and she forgave me for it.

PTL.

I concur......

Yeah, i guess yall are right. I just wanted to stomp the ever lovin dog chitt outta firebal after that fugged up bleck wideer story. I wasted time i coulda been bouncing on the wife.

Where's Jim and Tammy Faye when you need 'em?

Well okay then, but I thiiink someone has taken too much whey powder today!

Keeping Hillary's toilet seat warm?

And............?

This is my favorite post on 24HCF of 2017.

Jamaican for [bleep].

He's south of Branson running some sort of Christian-Survivalist compound from what I've heard. I actually passed by him in the Springfield Bass Pro a few years back.

lmao

I beat feet because of sanctimonious turds like the dickhead that started this thread. I guess I had enough.
We had a good time at Doc's place.
I've had some great hunts with folks from the Campfire. Hunting with rattler and popping that pig at a full run and
having to gut that nasty bastard, even though I wasn't gonna take any of that piggy home with me.
Cooking at the 700 Springs Ranch, when the pressure was on...
I can remember making the best potato salad ever at Pat's buddy's place near Garner State Park and Oke's wife,Terry, helping me remember folks I knew,after my wreck and I had no clue who they they were.
The Campfire has been a big part of my life for a long time. And then... Den of Vipers...Gimme a fugg'n break...

I gotta admit that sanctimonious turds calling the 'fire "the freakshow" doesn't set well with me. If a poster doesn't like the place, don't come here. It really is that simple. I kinda prefer "Den of Vipers" if I have to choose between the two "monikers".

Do we need to be passing some of these out???

Thanks for the chuckles, JSTUART. Very well played!

Captain Fireballs. It just gets better and better with every post you make.

It could be his wife, is her name Firepuzzy ?

Not that I have a dog in this hunt, but isn't this the very behavior you were bitching about in the original post of this thread? Perhaps you would benefit from some professional help.

Or killing the same spider eight times.