There's a fat girl working in the convenience store in town with a better stache than that.
funny you say that, my daughter and I went to Dallas over the holidays and stopped at some gas station off the interstate - couldn't tell you where but I'm guessing Missouri, at any rate , had a woman working there, and I use that term loosely coming in at about 200 pounds, with a line beard. No idea what her name was but I remember looking at the name tag to try to figure out what I was seeing, it was clearly a woman's name, had boobs and I would assume a bra.
Not sure what was going on there.
reminds me of the old joke about the sign above the bar - "Handjobs and Cheese Sandwiches" - The bar patron asked the woman if she was the one giving handjobs and she replied with a coy smile that yes she was and he said, "well wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich!"
I see someone like that I have the urge to tell them to wash their hands constantly.