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If you are thinking like everyone else, you are not thinking. Kit Pharo
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A couple more from my Dad- Often when I was a kid:
"Use your head for more than a hat rack!"
A few years back when I was visiting their house my mother had gone out to pick up some take out food for supper and had not bothered to mention she needed gas, was returning a couple library books, had to stop at the grocery store,,,, he was 82 at the time and I had never heard him use this one:
"Waiting for your mother to bring supper is like leaving the runway lights on for Amelia Earhart." "
"There's no schadenfreude like Hillary Clinton schadenfreude." - Tamara Keel
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If you are thinking like everyone else, you are not thinking. Kit Pharo Never would e taken you to be a Pharo follower.
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From my kind Grandmother - "I wouldn't give him air if he was in a jug".
Source unknown - "Lay down with the dogs, get up with the fleas". That could have been from her too; sounds like something she would say.
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Increasing my post count so people will buy stuff from me
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If you ain’t gonna use your head you might as well have two azzholes. My uncle Boy your azz is gonna be grass and I’m gonna be the lawnmower. My dad when I made him mad. Might as well bust your butt when you wake up cause your gonna screw something up by the end of the day. My dad
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"Better to burn out,than fade away" The prophet Def Leppard
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"No generalization is worth a damn - Including this one!"
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"Better to burn out,than fade away" The prophet Def Leppard they were quoting Neil Young
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"If work was all fun and games, we'd call this place Disney Land and you'd be paying me to come here everyday." Me. Wish I'd had that before now!
_______________________________________________________ An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
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"Whether you think you can, or you think you can’t do a thing – you’re right." Henry Ford
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life young man" Dean Wormer (Animal House)
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A couple more from my Dad- Often when I was a kid:
"Use your head for more than a hat rack!" A similar one that I've used I stole from Ken Howell: Use the *inside* of your head!
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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No one can make you happy but yourself
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I tell this to every new guy at work.
"Work with your brain, not your back."
"Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem." Ronald Reagan
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Chitt or get off the pot.
If you dont have a sword, sell your cloak and get one. (Christ)
A few billion here and a few billion there and before long youre talking about real money. (Wish i knew who said that).
Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
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Senator Evert Dickson, on money quote.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Senator Evert Dickson, on money quote. Thanks. It was Sen Everett Dirkson. A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money. Never was a horse that couldnt be rode, never a cowboy couldnt be throwed. Horny as a two petered billygoat.
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Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
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"If you're so smart, why ain't you rich?" -- my grandmother
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Deep in the YT, my guide tells me "we're not lost, we're here. Trails lost".
Be Polite , Be Professional , but have a plan to kill everybody you meet -General James Mattis United States Marine Corps
Nothing is darker than a mau mau's moo moo.
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If you've got something to say, be quite. Other wise Shut up!
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