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Where did you find her? Mine wants a divorce as quick as possible after 5 years. Tough pill to swallow.
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Lot's of good women out there. The key is to not be an ass
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I drugged and kidnapped her. She's been locked in the closet for 34 years.
Whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad.
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Their jingle was irresistible.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
"Play Cinnamon Girl you Sonuvabitch!"
Biden didn't win the election.
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the consolidation of the states into one vast republic, sure to be aggressive abroad and despotic at home, will be the certain precursor of that ruin which has overwhelmed all those that have preceded. Robert E Lee ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Sorry. I've had mine for going on 48 years. Met her in college, farm girl, knew how to drive a tractor and ride a horse, best cook I know. Don't really know what to tell you, as sometimes it's just the luck of the draw.
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Good wives don't congregate in any specific areas. Like fish they're where you find em.
She never made it past the bedroom door, what was she aiming for...? She's gone shootin..
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Is that the site where Donald got Melania?
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let it happen man
go to the gym, get yourself in shape - no idea how old you are but if you're a single guy with a job and can carry yourself a bit, you aren't going to have any problem finding women. People you never met will be trying to set you up with them.
the best revenge you can have is apathy toward her and enjoy your life.
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have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings
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I was just sitting there licking my eyebrows and she approached me.
Broncos are officially the worst team in the nation this year.
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Newspaper personal ads, I kid you not. 23 years in July. I was 31 when we married, she had just turned 29, so we weren't kids. I think that helps. It's not easy but we always remember why we love each other, even when homicide seems a reasonable alternative.
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Obey lawful commands. Video interactions. Hold bad cops accountable. Problem solved.
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Good wives don't congregate in any specific areas. Like fish they're where you find em. Like the Dr’s office..and good bait.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Met mine at a 7-11 store 40 years ago. Knew it was for keeps because she asked me if i wanted to live to see my Grand kids. I now have 4.
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What's her sister look like?
Have Dog
Will Travel
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I was just sitting there licking my eyebrows and she approached me. Shut it down - we have a winner.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
"Play Cinnamon Girl you Sonuvabitch!"
Biden didn't win the election.
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Sorry to read this. Hard to believe how many marriages fail anymore. I've been fortunate to not have been divorced.
If you're looking for a good one, head to a good church.. Maybe join a conservative/republican club or caucus of some kind.
AVOID the bar scene, the yoga scene, the dog walkers, the sierra club granola munchers....pretty much everything else in society.
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Just passed the 44 year mark. Found her in Rota, Spain. Old world values. Met here in here . . . Ask her to marry me after the Marine Corps Ball Nov 10, 1973 I'm lucky she has stuck with me all these years . . .
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"All that the South has ever desired was that the Union, as established by our forefathers, should be preserved, and that the government, as originally organized, should be administered in purity and truth." – Robert E. Lee
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Mine was living in a wrecked car down by the river. After the first date, I began to notice that if she found a pill on the side walk she'd eat it. But after a shower, new clothes, a hair combing, and 2 12 packs; she's still hot.
Son of a liberal: " What did you do in the War On Terror, Daddy?"
Liberal father: " I fought the Americans, along with all the other liberals."
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First bitch that I married lasted 3 years. Was second best thing ever happened was getting rid of her, it cost lots, but was still best thing to happen. Second wife and me are celebrating out 20th year next month. I found her walking down the street, literally bumped into her coming out of a cafe. THIS is the best thing to ever happen to me.
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