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If you see a small bipedal creature with leathery brown, wrinkled skin, take a second look before firing - it's probably a little old Jewish retiree from NY out mowing his lawn shirtless...


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I'm never going to stop in Havre again....
unless Conrad is buyin' beer.


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Originally Posted by Jim in Idaho
If you see a small bipedal creature with leathery brown, wrinkled skin, take a second look before firing - it's probably a little old Jewish retiree from NY out mowing his lawn shirtless...



You just described Flavebo....
Seems he'll fit right in.


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Originally Posted by deflave

That's a good idea to save some coin. My son will be with so there will definitely be two of us.

I'll be living in Homestead or Florida City. Not sure which just yet. Most criminals like me so I should be alright.

I hate snakes.



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Homestead is NOT the best part Florida ! I hope you’re getting paid a lot to move there. The hunting sucks ! From April through September you avoid going outside during the day because it’s so hot and muggy. Get away from town at all towards the swamp and the bugs will eat you alive. On the other hand a bay boat in the 19’-22’ is a ticket to some fantastic fishing ! The fishing regulations have become ridiculous but there’s a ton of fishing to be done. Florida bay has a wide variety to catch.


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Travis, if you chose Florida over Az. I hope the job is really goodgrin. I expect it to hit 117* here soon, but it is a dry heat. Those swamp folks will get your humor if you get DD to interpret.


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Originally Posted by Daveinjax
Homestead is NOT the best part Florida !


Agreed! And you have about 5% odds of running into someone else thats fluent in English.

But.

It's a real short drive to some of the best blue water sports fishing this country has to offer.

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Your all being played, he ain’t moving anywhere.


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Originally Posted by Tom264
Your all being played, he ain’t moving anywhere.

You are all

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Y’all

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Yins all


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If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Originally Posted by stxhunter
i believe you can get a tag or permit pretty easy in Texas.

Choke Canyon has a draw hunt, but it's hook and line only.


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Your all being played, he ain’t moving anywhere.

You are all

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Yins all

Yeah but you got the picture.
Lol


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Originally Posted by wageslave
I'm never going to stop in Havre again....
unless Conrad is buyin' beer.





Da Point is only a couple hundred miles away and I WILL buy all the booze you can drink....


Just don't dry hump the decorative pillows.

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Nice.
Please stock up on plain ones......


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Originally Posted by Great_Wazoo


Small wildlife has already taken a beating by being gobbled up by the Pythons. Small game counts in SFL down by 90% in allot of areas.

Somewhat limited public land hunting in SFL, and leases down there are expensive. There are plenty of Pythons, Iguanas, and Monitor Lizards, also the native Water Moccasins, and Eastern Diamondbacks.

Clark/Frank/Fred/Deflave will have to become a reptile hunter, kinda like the Steve Irwin of SFL.


Isn't the bass fishing real good down that way?



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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Originally Posted by Daveinjax
Homestead is NOT the best part Florida ! I hope you’re getting paid a lot to move there. The hunting sucks ! From April through September you avoid going outside during the day because it’s so hot and muggy. Get away from town at all towards the swamp and the bugs will eat you alive. On the other hand a bay boat in the 19’-22’ is a ticket to some fantastic fishing ! The fishing regulations have become ridiculous but there’s a ton of fishing to be done. Florida bay has a wide variety to catch.


There's bad and good about every place I've ever lived. I doubt Florida is much different.



Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by lvmiker
Travis, if you chose Florida over Az. I hope the job is really goodgrin. I expect it to hit 117* here soon, but it is a dry heat. Those swamp folks will get your humor if you get DD to interpret.


mike r



I'll be working out of my house. Should be a nice gig.

Plus, everybody wants to work in Miami-Dade County. It's legendary. Grin...




Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Just don't dry hump the decorative pillows.


Check out Capt. Micromanager. ^^^^^^


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by Tom264
Your all being played, he ain’t moving anywhere.


I think I've posted this at least a dozen times in the past two years but I'll post it again.

I don't do April Fool's jokes on the internet any more because people take them seriously and it causes undue emotional strain.



Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by KMS
Originally Posted by stxhunter
i believe you can get a tag or permit pretty easy in Texas.

Choke Canyon has a draw hunt, but it's hook and line only.


Florida allows bangsticks and bows but that's about it. Looks like fun.



Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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