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Apparently I’m a direct descendant of Job. No Doubt! I vouch for it! We do not discuss the illicit Alsacien Pork mining connection!
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
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A word about 23 and me.......we had to get new credit cards after we had over $300 worth of charges from 23 and me, and we didn't do it. Don't know what happened, but in talking with our bank, they weren't very kind in their assessment of 23 and me's security. Just saying. You're a cheap ass relative .......they were probably just helping you help one of 'your blood'! LOL
Sometimes, the air you 'let in'matters less than the air you 'let out'.
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Reading this makes me want to do it. I’m curious as hell now. My wife would laugh if I have darkie blood in me!!! What would happen if results got out, and they will, and some bastard from back in the day knocks at your door, Hi Dad! 😬😳👀
"I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." Thomas Jefferson
GeoW, The "Unwoke" ...Let's go Brandon!
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I did Ancestry's dna test. Mostly told me what I already know.
I've only been through about 6 pages of cousins, but 3 of them are black chics. One (6th cousin) is hot.
"Chances Will Be Taken"
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I did Ancestry's dna test. Mostly told me what I already know.
I've only been through about 6 pages of cousins, but 3 of them are black chics. One (6th cousin) is hot. Thought about getting in touch just for research purposes...
"Chances Will Be Taken"
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The thing that keeps me from doing this is the fact the DNA companies retain your DNA records for ever and actually "own" them. Right now it doesn't seem like a big deal, but we don't know where this technology is headed.
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Did you ever notice folks that brag about such things are always related to royalty, a famous warrior, or talent? They never talk about their horse thief ancestor or the one hanged for murder.
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Apparently the murderers in my family all got away with it.
Stupidity is expensive If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!
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I apparently have one or two... maybe more illegitimate siblings. I don't have any interest in finding them. No DNA services for me. That's a whole Pandora's Box I'm not going to open.
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Did you ever notice folks that brag about such things are always related to royalty, a famous warrior, or talent? They never talk about their horse thief ancestor or the one hanged for murder. the horse & hog thieves, cattle rustlers, white licquor makers, boot leggers, and related are all highly esteemed in my family ancestry. firstly, they were called the scotti, and maintained their heritage.
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Did you ever notice folks that brag about such things are always related to royalty, a famous warrior, or talent? They never talk about their horse thief ancestor or the one hanged for murder. or it could be a joke , royalty as in inbred.
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Didn't safariman claim to be a direct descendant of Ghengis Khan or some schit? I can't remember exactly but he'd say something like that whenever he bragged about his daughter birthing an entire offensive line.
Weren't him, I think it was Charlemagne? Hell as long as it was written down somewhere I'm sure he was probably right! Right? I almost spit my dip out, forgot about the offensive linemen..... Something like that. I can't remember exactly.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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My wife’s very good friend is a black lady in her mid50’s. She has kidney problems and needed a transplant. They did a DNA test for matching. Her’s came back with a high Scandinavian content- her mind was blown to say the least. Her donor kidney was donated by a Scandinavian man. You never know.
Who is John Galt?
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Did you ever notice folks that brag about such things are always related to royalty, a famous warrior, or talent? They never talk about their horse thief ancestor or the one hanged for murder. Actually my great grandfather was a .....well ass kicked out of a ‘well off’ family. Apparently he liked a lot of whiskey and women. I mention him all the time. Still like to know what his faults were .......
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Did you ever notice folks that brag about such things are always related to royalty, a famous warrior, or talent? They never talk about their horse thief ancestor or the one hanged for murder. OK..truth be known, my family came over in the form of three brothers, all on the condition of go to the New World, or go to prison. Must have run in the family because my Great Great Grandfather was hung for stealing horses...
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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My family came over as 3 brothers also. I doubt any of them were hung though, they were Scottish.
$$$ TRUMP AT THE PUMP 2024 $$$
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Did you ever notice folks that brag about such things are always related to royalty, a famous warrior, or talent? They never talk about their horse thief ancestor or the one hanged for murder. Just like the reincarnation people. In their previous lives they were always kings, geniuses, warriors etc; never whores, plumbers, or lawyers.
What fresh Hell is this?
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I did Ancestry's dna test. Mostly told me what I already know.
I've only been through about 6 pages of cousins, but 3 of them are black chics. One (6th cousin) is hot. Go for it!
What fresh Hell is this?
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Did you ever notice folks that brag about such things are always related to royalty, a famous warrior, or talent? They never talk about their horse thief ancestor or the one hanged for murder. By whom do you think Texas was populated by during the days of its Republic, and just before while still a Mexican state? Hmmmmm????? Generally the latter you speak of. Or folks trying to stay out of debtor’s prison back east.
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
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a lot of folks from Georgia and Tennessee chose to move west. maybe they were looking for more freedom than the local law might allow?
i mean, why be contained in a civilized area, when freedom was offered just on the other side of the big muddy, more or less?
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