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Clarke a southern gent?
I just can't process this turn of events. Fugking my counsins will probably be weird. At first. Try this: "Shhhh... just let it happen." I would expect this from someone from WI.  That's what they resort to when there is no roadkill deer around to fugk
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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This thread just conjured up a memory from a time I went over the road with a trucker buddy of mine. We stopped at a diner in FL. Can't remember the town. We sat in a booth and two GINORMOUS black women walked in.
The place was pretty full so the hostess told them they would have to wait until a table opened. One of them looks over at me and my buddy and says to the hostess in her Aunt Jemima drawl "mmmm mmmm we ain't gon wait. We's hangry now!"
They head right at our booth saying "scooch you on over honeys, we gon eat witch y'all!"
And they proceed to try and squeeze their wheel barrow sized asses in to our booth! We had to eat with one arm because there was no room to move the other one!
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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This thread just conjured up a memory from a time I went over the road with a trucker buddy of mine. We stopped at a diner in FL. Can't remember the town. We sat in a booth and two GINORMOUS black women walked in.
The place was pretty full so the hostess told them they would have to wait until a table opened. One of them looks over at me and my buddy and says to the hostess in her Aunt Jemima drawl "mmmm mmmm we ain't gon wait. We's hangry now!"
They head right at our booth saying "scooch you on over honeys, we gon eat witch y'all!"
And they proceed to try and squeeze their wheel barrow sized asses in to our booth! We had to eat with one arm because there was no room to move the other one! I've seen some just like that in Minneapolis. Are you sure you didn't have on your Golden Gopher caps on and they said, "Oh look.......Homies!!" when they came in the door?
It's official. I missed the selfie deadline so I'm Maser's sock puppet because rene and the Polish half of the fubar twins have decided that I am.
ΜOΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ μολὼν λαβέ
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This thread just conjured up a memory from a time I went over the road with a trucker buddy of mine. We stopped at a diner in FL. Can't remember the town. We sat in a booth and two GINORMOUS black women walked in.
The place was pretty full so the hostess told them they would have to wait until a table opened. One of them looks over at me and my buddy and says to the hostess in her Aunt Jemima drawl "mmmm mmmm we ain't gon wait. We's hangry now!"
They head right at our booth saying "scooch you on over honeys, we gon eat witch y'all!"
And they proceed to try and squeeze their wheel barrow sized asses in to our booth! We had to eat with one arm because there was no room to move the other one! I've seen some just like that in Minneapolis. Are you sure you didn't have on your Golden Gopher caps on and they said, "Oh look.......Homies!!" when they came in the door? Nope. I live on the other end of the state. NDSU Bison football dominates around here. Nobody watches the Gophers.
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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Where are the travelers today??
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Where are the travelers today?? Don't ask, don't tell...? DF
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Clarke a southern gent?
I just can't process this turn of events. Fugking my counsins will probably be weird. At first. Try this: "Shhhh... just let it happen." I would expect this from someone from WI. That's what they resort to when there is no roadkill deer around to fugk No worries. Ain't no Southerners where he's going.
The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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Where are the travelers today?? Hes lying low to give the impression that hes en route......
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Wow I didn't think you were actually moving.
Where to?
Good luck! South Florida. Good, you can go up to Deerfield Beach and shoot with Shawn and the guys at Vigilance. 
Trump Won!
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I would expect this from someone from WI. Oh it gets worse. I'm most recently from WA, born and raised in IL.
It's about like this:
"Do you puff peters?"
"Hell no!"
"NAZI!!!"
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Where are the travelers today?? Hes lying low to give the impression that hes en route...... It's a vacation ain't it...we've all been friggen duped again.
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That's what they resort to when there is no roadkill deer around to fugk
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No worries. Ain't no Southerners where he's going.[/quote]
lot's of truth in that statement. he'll be way below where the southern folk are. he should fit right in with a mixture of displaced yankees and folks from the caribbean. if he searches around he might run into a joint or two where english is still spoken as the main language.
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..we've all been friggen duped again. Only the one's trying real hard.
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I think I know where Clark is. ![[Linked Image]](http://cdn.4alltravelers.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/GilligansIsland1978.jpg)
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Why did I never notice back then how phallic bananas were, even with Ginger holding one?
Oh, I forgot, that was before the Internet.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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The Illinois Kentucky border ain’t too horrible.
Those Wisconsin folk are still dumber than a bag of nails. Jesus Fugking Christ. Do they not teach them they can breathe through their nose?
Dave
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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Where you at?
You made it to the state line, yet?
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Apologies to the Wisconsin folk.
Three seconds in Kentucky washed away your sins.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Nope. I live on the other end of the state. NDSU Bison football dominates around here. Nobody watches the Gophers.
Nobody here watches em either. Well...maybe the po-lice
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