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Did you realize this before moving? Destination glans... Just the tip.....and only for a second.....
I am MAGA.
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Did you realize this before moving? Destination glans... Holy [bleep] I’m laughing!
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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How long ya think it's gonna take Flave and company to adjust to S FL heat and humidity...?
Summer may be the harshest time to make the adjustment...
Winter would have been better, going from shoveling snow to a mild climate.
May/June is when snow birds head back North...
DF He ain't really going. Just looking at his Rand-McNally each day and spinning a story.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Campfire Oracle
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Yeah, we get hot up here, but as you know....its a cold, dry heat. Even our rain is dry. Usually. I knew a fella that lived in desert California. He would say it was so dry --- how dry is it Lee? --- It's sooo dry, the rain is only wet on one side!
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Dang, I stay away from the 'puter for a coupla days and Clark is already nearly in Miami, FLA. What the heck did I miss? I'm thinking the gophers up there are havin' a big 'ol party.
Geno
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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I think Clark is lost after taking directions from Dave and Travis said fuuged it since they just pulled into there driveway in Hi-Line. Good trip Flave...You da man...Expect Flave to want all his stuff back Shipping Paid so he can refurnish his domicile with his old stuff. And be back to his job by 8AM Monday...😎
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Yeah, we get hot up here, but as you know....its a cold, dry heat. Even our rain is dry. Usually. I knew a fella that lived in desert California. He would say it was so dry --- how dry is it Lee? --- It's sooo dry, the rain is only wet on one side! And that ain’t no joke. Been there,
"Maybe we're all happy."
"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."
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Cripes, today felt like south Florida here in my area of MN.
90* and the humidity has got to be close to 100%. I took the day off and took my Dad to an auction sale. It was miserable with cloud cover. When the sun came out, our shirts were instantly drenched. I just went outside to get something out of my truck and it's still bad. Mosquitoes are out. Yuck!
This is gonna brew up some nasty storms. All the Minnesotans are thrilled because they can say “Hot enough for ya?” at every opportunity.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Ya wanna be a real man? No AC bro when ya get there..... ....assuming the HO doesn’t mind of course..... Where I’m at if the HO doesn’t like you, they drive by your house and shoot at it. I think most of the residents there have jobs so... kinda different than San Antonio.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Outfitter
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Florida was cool back in the 70's and some into the 80's but it's hell on earth presently. While the gun laws are OK that doesn't mean there aren't hordes of leftist idiots out there. During bow season it's too hot to wear camo and the green stuff hardly dies down much during winter. There is lots of duck hunting though, killing an alligator is only fun once, the feral hogs are mostly not very big but still good eating. As for snakes you better be looking for them all the time. Water Moccasins don't always move out of your way and you can't see your feet most of the time so get some good snake boots for the whole family. The Burmese pythons have been there long enough that some have reached 20 feet long and they love eating dogs. You will end up hunting from stands a lot. You will also spend a lot of time in your vehicle watching no driving jackasses do stupid things, many of which are yankee dipshits. A good smoothbore slug gun will replace your rifles. Regardless of your previous efforts at jackassism I hope the job is an easy one that pays well enough that in 5 years you can get the hell back to Montana.
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This whole trip is way behind schedule. Travis needed gas somewhere in North Dakota and when he pulled into the station it had a sign outside "Clean Restrooms". If he has cleaned one, he has cleaned a thousand and it has taken him several days longer to get to Florida...
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Campfire Kahuna
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Must be why the Poles never did much invading.
I am MAGA.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Ya wanna be a real man? No AC bro when ya get there..... ....assuming the HO doesn’t mind of course..... Where I’m at if the HO doesn’t like you, they drive by your house and shoot at it. I think most of the residents there have jobs so... kinda different than San Antonio. What? You think burglary ain’t labor-intensive?
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Anyways car theft, once a cottage industry here, has gone way down. Once they figured out how to defeat all the electronic software gizmos we got on cars nowadays, the local grand theft auto crowd all decided to pursue careers in Computer Engineering instead.
It had gotten way too scary delivering cars to Nuevo Laredo anyways.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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Campfire 'Bwana
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This whole trip is way behind schedule. Travis needed gas somewhere in North Dakota and when he pulled into the station it had a sign outside "Clean Restrooms". If he has cleaned one, he has cleaned a thousand and it has taken him several days longer to get to Florida... Must be why the Poles never did much invading.
LMAO!
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Cripes, today felt like south Florida here in my area of MN.
90* and the humidity has got to be close to 100%. I took the day off and took my Dad to an auction sale. It was miserable with cloud cover. When the sun came out, our shirts were instantly drenched. I just went outside to get something out of my truck and it's still bad. Mosquitoes are out. Yuck!
This is gonna brew up some nasty storms. All the Minnesotans are thrilled because they can say “Hot enough for ya?” at every opportunity. That is funny. At the auction yesterday, a guy that could be Uncle Si's twin, came up to me and said exactly that. I thought, "Clark would have loved that question!" lol
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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Campfire Sage
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Florida was cool back in the 70's and some into the 80's but it's hell on earth presently. While the gun laws are OK that doesn't mean there aren't hordes of leftist idiots out there. During bow season it's too hot to wear camo and the green stuff hardly dies down much during winter. There is lots of duck hunting though, killing an alligator is only fun once, the feral hogs are mostly not very big but still good eating. As for snakes you better be looking for them all the time. Water Moccasins don't always move out of your way and you can't see your feet most of the time so get some good snake boots for the whole family. The Burmese pythons have been there long enough that some have reached 20 feet long and they love eating dogs. You will end up hunting from stands a lot. You will also spend a lot of time in your vehicle watching no driving jackasses do stupid things, many of which are yankee dipshits. A good smoothbore slug gun will replace your rifles. Regardless of your previous efforts at jackassism I hope the job is an easy one that pays well enough that in 5 years you can get the hell back to Montana. I won’t be hunting in Florida. Except gators.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Cripes, today felt like south Florida here in my area of MN.
90* and the humidity has got to be close to 100%. I took the day off and took my Dad to an auction sale. It was miserable with cloud cover. When the sun came out, our shirts were instantly drenched. I just went outside to get something out of my truck and it's still bad. Mosquitoes are out. Yuck!
This is gonna brew up some nasty storms. All the Minnesotans are thrilled because they can say “Hot enough for ya?” at every opportunity. That is funny. At the auction yesterday, a guy that could be Uncle Si's twin, came up to me and said exactly that. I thought, "Clark would have loved that question!" lol “Betchyour glad to be in the AC now huh?”
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Did you realize this before moving? Destination glans... Holy [bleep] I’m laughing! He's going to be the Tip of the Spear.
I'm here to increase my social credit score and rub elbows with some of the highest rollers on the internet.
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Oh schit. I just saw Rick is from Texas. LMAO.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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