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Just the tip.....and only for a second.....

Holy [bleep] I’m laughing!

He ain't really going. Just looking at his Rand-McNally each day and spinning a story.

I knew a fella that lived in desert California. He would say it was so dry --- how dry is it Lee? --- It's sooo dry, the rain is only wet on one side!

Dang, I stay away from the 'puter for a coupla days and Clark is already nearly in Miami, FLA. What the heck did I miss? I'm thinking the gophers up there are havin' a big 'ol party.

Geno

I think Clark is lost after taking directions from Dave and Travis said fuuged it since they just pulled into there driveway in Hi-Line.
Good trip Flave...You da man...Expect Flave to want all his stuff back Shipping Paid so he can refurnish his domicile with his old stuff. And be back to his job by 8AM Monday...😎

And that ain’t no joke. Been there,

All the Minnesotans are thrilled because they can say “Hot enough for ya?” at every opportunity.

I think most of the residents there have jobs so... kinda different than San Antonio.

Florida was cool back in the 70's and some into the 80's but it's hell on earth presently. While the gun laws are OK that doesn't mean there aren't hordes of leftist idiots out there. During bow season it's too hot to wear camo and the green stuff hardly dies down much during winter. There is lots of duck hunting though, killing an alligator is only fun once, the feral hogs are mostly not very big but still good eating. As for snakes you better be looking for them all the time. Water Moccasins don't always move out of your way and you can't see your feet most of the time so get some good snake boots for the whole family. The Burmese pythons have been there long enough that some have reached 20 feet long and they love eating dogs. You will end up hunting from stands a lot. You will also spend a lot of time in your vehicle watching no driving jackasses do stupid things, many of which are yankee dipshits. A good smoothbore slug gun will replace your rifles. Regardless of your previous efforts at jackassism I hope the job is an easy one that pays well enough that in 5 years you can get the hell back to Montana.

This whole trip is way behind schedule. Travis needed gas somewhere in North Dakota and when he pulled into the station it had a sign outside "Clean Restrooms". If he has cleaned one, he has cleaned a thousand and it has taken him several days longer to get to Florida...

Must be why the Poles never did much invading.

What? You think burglary ain’t labor-intensive?

Anyways car theft, once a cottage industry here, has gone way down. Once they figured out how to defeat all the electronic software gizmos we got on cars nowadays, the local grand theft auto crowd all decided to pursue careers in Computer Engineering instead.

It had gotten way too scary delivering cars to Nuevo Laredo anyways.

LMAO!

That is funny. At the auction yesterday, a guy that could be Uncle Si's twin, came up to me and said exactly that. I thought, "Clark would have loved that question!" lol

I won’t be hunting in Florida.

Except gators.

“Betchyour glad to be in the AC now huh?”

He's going to be the Tip of the Spear.

Oh schit. I just saw Rick is from Texas. LMAO.