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... means doing what I want when I want and not having to answer to ..... TSCHIDT! SHE'S COMING! (To be continued...)
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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Campfire Ranger
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... means doing what I want when I want and not having to answer to ..... TSCHIDT! SHE'S COMING! (To be continued...)
Correct, I too am brave when my wife is not near. ps did I mention that I am a lousy cook?
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These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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Campfire Kahuna
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I had a long week, so I sat my butt in a chair and cracked a beer at 1 oclock. Big Head Todd and the Monsters playing. Gunna be a good day.
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An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
LOL
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Campfire Regular
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Don't believe everything you think.
You ain't learnin' nothin' when you're talking.
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Campfire Tracker
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When I got married I told my wife I am the man of the house. She lets me.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I had a long week, so I sat my butt in a chair and cracked a beer at 1 oclock. Big Head Todd and the Monsters playing. Gunna be a good day. Dude, did you score some killer weed, or what?
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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A man and his wife were on their honeymoon. The husband took off his pants and handed them to his wife. “See if they fit.” “They don’t.” “Now you see who will wear the pants in this house.” She thought a little while, and took off her panties and asked him to try them on. “I can’t get into these.” “And you won’t, either, with that attitude.” 
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Little Johnny was trying to impress little Susie, so he was going down the list of all the cool stuff he owned. "I have a dirt bike, do you have one of those" he asked. "Yep" she said.
"I've got a .22 rifle, you got one of those" he asked. "Yep" she said. And so it went, everything he named, she had one also. So finally, in frustration he whipped out his pecker and said "How about this, ya got one of these?"
He'd one-upped her and she didn't know what to say, so she started crying and ran home.
LIttle Johnny was feeling pretty smug when about 15 minutes later little Susie came running back with a big smile on her face. "What are you so happy about" he asked.
To which she replied "I went home and told my momma what you said." Then she pulled up her dress and pointed at her crotch and said "she told me as long as I've got one of these, I can get all of those I want."
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Campfire Ranger
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When I married 35 years ago this month, my wife & I fully understood our roles in the household as prescribed by God's Word.
By the way, in case you missed it, Jeremiah was a bullfrog.
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Campfire Outfitter
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When I got married I told my wife I am the man of the house. She lets me.
Mine too! If it suits her...........
While it's true that all liberals are crazy people, not all crazy people are liberals.
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Keeper of the pussy is a mighty powerful position!
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Campfire Oracle
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Could be worse,.....you could be a woman.
Suckin' dick and ridin' on the back of motorcycles,..
No thanks.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Could be worse,.....you could be a woman.
Suckin' dick and ridin' on the back of motorcycles,..
No thanks. How long did it take you to figger that out?
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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Could be worse,.....you could be a woman.
Suckin' dick and ridin' on the back of motorcycles,..
No thanks. How long did it take you to figger that out? Hush up and put your wife on. The Campfire is due for another episode of "My husband is a chitbird".
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Campfire Kahuna
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Lookin back yer probly wishin you'd got smart sooner.
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LOL
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Us too, I decide on when we go to war and she handles the little stuff.
mike r
Don't wish it were easier
Wish you were better
Stab them in the taint, you can't put a tourniquet on that.
Craig Douglas ECQC
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Campfire Kahuna
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These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Ranger
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... means doing what I want when I want and not having to answer to ..... TSCHIDT! SHE'S COMING! (To be continued...)
So this thread has nothing to do with SEC football?
Dave
�The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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Could be worse,.....you could be a woman.
Suckin' dick and ridin' on the back of motorcycles,..
No thanks. I will laugh at that, since my wife's not in the room 
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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At Heaven’s gate there’s two lines, one is for “Guys who let their wives tell ‘em what to do.” The line at that one stretches beyond the horizon.
One day St Peter comes out and there’s actually a guy standing at the “Guys who didn’t let their wives tell em what to do.” table.
“What?” says Saint Peter, “you didn’t let your wife tell you what to do?”
The guy replies “Well, she told me if I stood on that other line she’d kill me.”
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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