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Re: Chuck Norris tzone #13311141 11/27/18
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Mike_The_Spike Campfire Member M Joined: Oct 2017 Posts: 192	Hitler reacts to news Chuck Norris is entering the fight!

Re: Chuck Norris tzone #13311153 11/27/18
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StoneCutter Campfire Outfitter S Joined: Jan 2015 Posts: 7,857 The RED part of MD	Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris once won a game of Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the Earth down. Last edited by StoneCutter; 11/27/18. "Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem." Ronald Reagan

Re: Chuck Norris StoneCutter #13311215 11/27/18
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22250rem Campfire Outfitter Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 10,497 Western NY State	Only one I can recall that hasn't been posted already is the one about how Chuck Norris, despite what you hear, is still only human and therefore can't walk on water.......But he has a learner's permit.

Re: Chuck Norris tzone #13312286 11/27/18
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5thShock Campfire Regular Joined: Aug 2012 Posts: 2,436	The Big Bang happened when Chuck Norris decided he needed a little more room.

Re: Chuck Norris tzone #13312357 11/27/18
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PSE Campfire Regular P Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 544	You can kick Chuck Norris in the balls but you'll only break your foot. You can't hurt steel. Chuck Norris goes to the Predator Alien's home world to hunt them. Chuck Norris drinks boiling coffey straight from the pot.

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Re: Chuck Norris tzone #13312374 11/27/18
Joined: Feb 2018 Posts: 10,143 Likes: 4 Kentucky Hills R reivertom Campfire Outfitter
reivertom Campfire Outfitter R Joined: Feb 2018 Posts: 10,143 Likes: 4 Kentucky Hills	When Chuck Norris "shoots the breeze", the wind literally dies down. Chuck Norris can squirrel hunt with just his stare. Last edited by reivertom; 11/27/18.

Re: Chuck Norris tzone #13312426 11/27/18
Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,933 PPosey Campfire Regular
PPosey Campfire Regular Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,933	The Buggi Man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris Location Western NC, after alot of other places

Re: Chuck Norris tzone #13312428 11/27/18
Joined: Sep 2010 Posts: 41,580 Likes: 10 TX DMc Campfire 'Bwana
DMc Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Sep 2010 Posts: 41,580 Likes: 10 TX	All great stuff. Make Gitmo Great Again!! Who gave the order to stop counting votes in the swing states on the night of November 3/4, 2020?

Re: Chuck Norris DMc #13312443 11/27/18
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Fireball2 Campfire Kahuna Joined: May 2011 Posts: 56,301 Likes: 9 Oregon	Make up your own- Chuck Norris is so attractive to women........ When Chuck Norris needs to go grocery shopping, he...... Chuck Norris 's car never breaks down because... If Chuck Norris was a deer hunter,...... How many light bulbs does it take to light up Chuck Norris? When Chuck Norris wants car insurance, he .... _______________________________________________________ An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack LOL

Re: Chuck Norris packrat77 #13312509 11/27/18
Joined: Sep 2009 Posts: 211 Charlotte,NC G gmiller Campfire Member
gmiller Campfire Member G Joined: Sep 2009 Posts: 211 Charlotte,NC	Originally Posted by packrat77 How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them. Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the earth down.

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Re: Chuck Norris atvalaska #13312579 11/27/18
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ironbender Campfire Oracle Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,231 Likes: 24 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn...	6 year old thread. Thanks, Tarry. If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender

Re: Chuck Norris tzone #13312803 11/28/18
Joined: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,950 Likes: 14 LRoyJetson Campfire Outfitter
LRoyJetson Campfire Outfitter Joined: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,950 Likes: 14	when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, He had a voice mail from Chuck Norris Roy What this world needs is a few more Rednecks. The Dildō Of Consequence Rarely Arrives Lubed Waterboarding isn't illegal if you use diesel

Re: Chuck Norris tzone #13313080 11/28/18
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TheSOB Campfire Member T Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 362	Chuck Norris once won a arm wrestling championship, using only his penis.

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