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Hitler reacts to news Chuck Norris is entering the fight!
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris once won a game of Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the Earth down.
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Only one I can recall that hasn't been posted already is the one about how Chuck Norris, despite what you hear, is still only human and therefore can't walk on water.......But he has a learner's permit.
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The Big Bang happened when Chuck Norris decided he needed a little more room.
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You can kick Chuck Norris in the balls but you'll only break your foot. You can't hurt steel. Chuck Norris goes to the Predator Alien's home world to hunt them. Chuck Norris drinks boiling coffey straight from the pot.
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When Chuck Norris "shoots the breeze", the wind literally dies down. Chuck Norris can squirrel hunt with just his stare.
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The Buggi Man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris
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Make Gitmo Great Again!! Who gave the order to stop counting votes in the swing states on the night of November 3/4, 2020?
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Make up your own- Chuck Norris is so attractive to women........ When Chuck Norris needs to go grocery shopping, he...... Chuck Norris 's car never breaks down because... If Chuck Norris was a deer hunter,...... How many light bulbs does it take to light up Chuck Norris? When Chuck Norris wants car insurance, he ....
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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the earth down.
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6 year old thread. Thanks, Tarry.
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when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, He had a voice mail from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris once won a arm wrestling championship, using only his penis.
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