Someone might get a kick out of this
It's on the way.
Shipped
DoneTue, Jan 1
Done
Estimated delivery
Mon, Jan 7
Tracking
Jan 8, 2019
00:00am
In Transit to Next Facility
Jan 7, 2019
22:09pm
Departed USPS Regional Facility
HONOLULU HI DISTRIBUTION CENTER
Jan 7, 2019
16:44pm
Arrived at USPS Regional Facility
HONOLULU HI DISTRIBUTION CENTER
Jan 4, 2019
23:55pm
Departed USPS Regional Facility
BARRIGADA GU DISTRIBUTION CENTER
Jan 4, 2019
23:12pm
Arrived at USPS Regional Facility
BARRIGADA GU DISTRIBUTION CENTER
Jan 1, 2019
11:48am
Arrived at USPS Regional Origin Facility
PHILADELPHIA PA NETWORK DISTRIBUTION CENTER
Jan 1, 2019
10:33am
Accepted at USPS Origin Facility
CLEMENTON, NJ 08021
Dec 31, 2018
09:48am PST
Tracking number provided