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Easy Cheese on Chicken in a biscuits ain't bad for a snack.

LMAO! you can have mine Gruff.

Easy Cheese on about anything is good!

A good clean woman with an aerosol can of Redi-Whip is much mo betta Men.

BOOM! Gunner has spoken!
And yes, Redi Whip and a barely toweled off woman are the bomb!

Yes, and I've heard pics or it didn't happen, well it happened, I just fell over and broke the damn camera!

Yep. A head slap?

...............with a plastic bottle.

Hell no that was real. Don't wreck this for me.

Well, obviously, but I figured it'd take someone who'd actually been in a scrap or two to see it--amongst so many here whose closest involvement with an ugly real-life beef is from the couch watching the 6pm news...

Look at the dude with the blue shirt and blue tie and the other guy in front of him wearing the giant smiles @ the 16 second mark. lol. In real life, general admission white folks in a public, crowded setting, upon witnessing the lead up to an obvious beef will get up and scatter, often backwards, in the face of trouble. That, or do the whole, 'hey guys, guys, take it easy! No one wants any trouble here!' Totally understandable and wise if with non-combatant type loved ones in a real situation, but the fact that literally no one got up to leave or put themselves between the 'contestants' and lots are are a-giggle? Um, yeah. The Darth Vader bad brother voice routine was a nice touch, though, don't you think?

The chick was too hot. Shoulda spotted that from the gitgo.

More blind interest.

Growing up, I learned to hate [bleep]. Those come in all colors, by the way, But I was not shy about despising the [bleep]. All my cousins would have a fit when I talked bad about the poor blacks. I was a jerk for hating them. Then the cousins grew up, and moved to the city for jobs. Now guess who are all a bunch of racists? Yeah. Familiarity breeds contempt.

My wife ain’t gonna be working at no bar. But if she did, and if she got busted in the head by some ahole(s), there would be consequences. No matter the color. People can be dealt with without the cops knowing, or caring. People like that piss off somebody every day. Long list.

Heard a deputy tell my buddy’s mom(we were just kids) that if her husband(buddy’s dad) was found face down in a ditch, no investigation would be undertaken. The dude was such a loser pretty much everyone figured the world would be better without him. Losers like the ones in the initial post got a lot of baggage. Nobody gonna miss them too bad, either. Minimal competence and a tight lip, miracles can be wrought....

I hope you run a proxy.

In fairness, they did have some sharp uniforms.

Not this white guy!

I tell the fam' to get their phones out.

Clever man. Documenting a 'slip 'n' fall, or severe case of 'emotional distress' as a result of being subjected to an incident of violence that clearly could've been foreseen and prevented by staff can make the difference between some cheddar or a no banana night out.

SHE GOIN' FOR A DA FONE!!!

Yep, one uh dem damn apes done throttled an' bottled her mid-911. The designated lookout/anti 5-0 call crew member and his perfectly placed Heindog bottle saved the day for that pack of savages, unfortunately. Mrs. Beansanbacon should've been more discrete: "summoddy call the law! These here apes be gotten' restless, I kin see it!"

Dem upscale hipsters a violent lot.