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Sell my clothes I’m goin to heaven!!!!

Reminds me of this:

"British Officer Fitness Reports
The British Military writes EPRs which are officer fitness reports.

The form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206. The following are actual excerpts taken from people's "206s"....


His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
I would not breed from this Officer.
This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't-be.
When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.
He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.
Technically sound, but socially impossible.
This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope - always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.
This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny; since then he has aged considerably.
Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig.
She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.
This Officer should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better.
In my opinion this pilot should not be authorized to fly below 250 feet.
This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
The only ship I would recommend this man for is citizenship.
Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
Source: "Jackspeak: The Pusser's Rum Guid to Royal Navy Slanguage" by Rick Jolly, 1989."

Brothers,

Irfubar called and offered support.

He says the hate stems from jealousy. Very few can afford to live here as I do.

Even more reason to forgive. It is not their fault.

Envy is the devils tool.......

I was too. I’m crying.

It is sad to watch Deflave try and love all his brothers, only to be rejected by many........

I would not blame him if he returns to his old, wicked ways

I like tits

As a dog to its vomint?

Perhaps he will be so kind as to share a pic while in todays worship service. I wish him well on his mission of self salvation.

On second thought, maybe we best pray like heck.

Please remove this post. Thoughts like this can have the same ill effect as posts like Elkhunter’s.

Jag,

My sabbath is not on Sunday.

You only want to fight. You only disparage. It is sin.

So, your a cabbage eater?

What does this imply?

More hurtful words???

Rick is not reading his reports.

I admit, I wondered if it was a scam, but the number of times he stated "I have done nothing wrong" convinced me he is for real this time.

If he says it over and over, it must be true.

everybody knows that.

Cabbage Eater is common slang for Seventh Day Adventists who are vegetarians, Saturday is their Sabbath.

I am not familiar with that sect.

I am sorry for accusing.

You are a brother.

I for one believe him. This picture reveals some truths and Travis coming.....the light, the Lord taught him to fish, and I cant be sure..I cant see his feet, but I believe he walks on water....

...+3, I laughed a good one.

...uhhh..that fish appears to be levitating...I see no string..

Um a really sceert nah.

Surely, the Lords spirit and contenance is upon him.

Something, something...rod be thy staff...

Looks like a Christian in South Florida to me!

Let me field this one question. We have church on Sunday because it is considered the day of the week on which Jesus had risen from the dead and on which the Holy Spirit had come to the apostles during Shavuot, the Feast of Weeks which we now call the Day of Pentecost. .

Those who say you must keep the sabbath in accordance with the Ten Commandments do not understand that the Ten Commandments were fulfilled, with the rest of the Judaic law, in Christs sacrifice on the cross. Part of the last words Christ spoke on the cross, "It is finished." In that the New Testement says, " Do not forsake assembly." Hebrews 10:25. It does not say what day that assembly should be, nor how often. It just as well could be Wednesday as Sunday. Sunday is just the traditional day formed by what I said.