It has been one year since moving from Montana to Florida. While I greatly appreciated all that Montana had to offer, the legal trouble my family was facing was too much to bear.
Initially I regretted the decision as I missed the cool weather and the mountains, but since finding my church, it has all been much better. The weather is grand and my children enjoy going to the beach.
I am without stress and my wife seems to enjoy her work. I believe I have made the right choice.
Life's difficulties are much better handled when you have brothers to converse with.
It has been one year since moving from Montana to Florida. While I greatly appreciated all that Montana had to offer, the legal trouble my family was facing was too much to bear.
Initially I regretted the decision as I missed the cool weather and the mountains, but since finding my church, it has all been much better.The weather is grand and my children enjoy going to the beach.
I am without stress and my wife seems to enjoy her work. I believe I have made the right choice.
Life's difficulties are much better handled when you have brothers to converse with.
You are all appreciated. We are all brothers.
Travis
Šhit man, I am just shocked you were able to find a church that sells alcohol.
This attempt at a 4-1 stunt is not up to Travis's standards. Appears on the face of it to be quite blatant and juvenile. Therefore I believe it must be genuine. Praise God!
This attempt at a 4-1 stunt is not up to Travis's standards. Appears on the face of it to be quite blatant and juvenile. Therefore I believe it must be genuine. Praise God!
And you've learned how to post without using profanity, quite an accomplishment!
gunwizard,
My god has forgiven me.
Can you not do the same? Travis
Wow flave, I'm so pleasantly surprised that I'm nearly speechless. I really don't know what to say except FANTASTIC ! !
I don't need to forgive you, you did not sin against me. If/since God forgave you, it's up to others to find forgiveness for themselves.
I would love to live in Az, Co, Wy, Id, or Mt but you and your family have made great progress at the expense of 'scenery'. I say that is "insider" trading. GOOD FOR YOU.
A Gay pride parade in the Outback? What, like three or four guys who everyone knows was puffs anyway?
That would be "poofs".
But yes, there is a gay pride parade in town tomorrow...I assume it will be reasonably quiet like last year with a lot of young city people wandering about with colourful hair and minding their own business, they enjoy themselves. spend money, then go on their way.
Doesn't seem to be any problem with their conduct, a few of the locals bitch about it, most of us ignore it and leave people to be people.
Hahahahaha....you've all fallen for our evil plan! Lol! We have taken the real deflave hostage, and if you do not pay the ransom.....we will let him go! I know, I know, could we really do such a fiendish thing as releasing him? Yes, yes, we really would! So think well upon your doom!
Hahahahaha....you've all fallen for our evil plan! Lol! We have taken the real deflave hostage, and if you do not pay the ransom.....we will let him go! I know, I know, could we really do such a fiendish thing as releasing him? Yes, yes, we really would! So think well upon your doom!
kellory,
Although I know you are joshing me (as brothers do) in some ways I feel that my old self has been taken away.
Taken away by my god. And hopefully to never return.
I have messaged Rick about changing my screen name here. I think it would be best if I did so. He has not yet responded.
The only thing I can say is, this charade must be especially painful to carry. Don't your fingertips get red hot when you type this drivel? Asking for a friend
Hahahahaha....you've all fallen for our evil plan! Lol! We have taken the real deflave hostage, and if you do not pay the ransom.....we will let him go! I know, I know, could we really do such a fiendish thing as releasing him? Yes, yes, we really would! So think well upon your doom!
kellory,
Although I know you are joshing me (as brothers do) in some ways I feel that my old self has been taken away.
Taken away by my god. And hopefully to never return.
I have messaged Rick about changing my screen name here. I think it would be best if I did so. He has not yet responded.
I am joking. If I really had deflave hostage, I wouldn't even think of inflicting him on the internet again. If you do change your screen name, I would suggest "Plastic" it means changeable. It also means fake or false fronted, which you so often are. My father is a Deacon in the Church, he is also my role model, and you are clearly not the same caliber of man he is. You are the boy that cries wolf, and this villager no longer believes you.
I am reminded of the parable of the boy who pretended to have tourette's syndrome so he could get away with saying anything he wanted, only to find that he suddenly actually couldn't control his speech. On second thought, that may have been a South Park episode, but it still applies.
I am reminded of the parable of the boy who pretended to have tourette's syndrome so he could get away with saying anything he wanted, only to find that he suddenly actually couldn't control his speech. On second thought, that may have been a South Park episode, but it still applies.
It has been one year since moving from Montana to Florida. While I greatly appreciated all that Montana had to offer, the legal trouble my family was facing was too much to bear.
Initially I regretted the decision as I missed the cool weather and the mountains, but since finding my church, it has all been much better. The weather is grand and my children enjoy going to the beach.
I am without stress and my wife seems to enjoy her work. I believe I have made the right choice.
Life's difficulties are much better handled when you have brothers to converse with.
You are all appreciated. We are all brothers.
Travis
Travis,
I only know you through your posts and such but I am glad that you have found your purpose and found the good Lord. Your responses show the 180 you made and I can now see your happiness and fulfillment in life. God Bless!
Hahahahaha....you've all fallen for our evil plan! Lol! We have taken the real deflave hostage, and if you do not pay the ransom.....we will let him go! I know, I know, could we really do such a fiendish thing as releasing him? Yes, yes, we really would! So think well upon your doom!
kellory,
You will probably make lots more money if you threaten to release him unless we pay the ransom.
I am reminded of the parable of the boy who pretended to have tourette's syndrome so he could get away with saying anything he wanted, only to find that he suddenly actually couldn't control his speech. On second thought, that may have been a South Park episode, but it still applies.
Why the [bleep] did you have to remind all this [bleep] about my [bleep]' past? [bleep] for brains!
I am joking. If I really had deflave hostage, I wouldn't even think of inflicting him on the internet again. If you do change your screen name, I would suggest "Plastic" it means changeable. It also means fake or false fronted, which you so often are. My father is a Deacon in the Church, he is also my role model, and you are clearly not the same caliber of man he is. You are the boy that cries wolf, and this villager no longer believes you.
kellory,
My god forgives. Can you not do same?
One of our elders just called. I have accepted the position. Very nervous.
I only know you through your posts and such but I am glad that you have found your purpose and found the good Lord. Your responses show the 180 you made and I can now see your happiness and fulfillment in life. God Bless!
BillyGoatGruff is one of my very best friends. I spoke with him yesterday and he expressed concern. He does not like my choice in religion. But I still see him as my brother.
JGRaider used to engage in casual back and forth but his posts have become caustic and hurtful. I would like to be his brother but he is always typing mean things about me.
Do you welcome even non-believing heathens into your brotherhood, even though there is no hope for conversion or redemption for them?
Asking for a friend...
ingwe,
ALL are accepted as brothers.
ALL.
Travis
Good to know,I ( I mean my friend...) will seek out your guidance in spiritual matters and brotherly love just prior to being banished through the gates of hell. Last ditch effort kinda thing, but until then.....
BillyGoatGruff is one of my very best friends. I spoke with him yesterday and he expressed concern. He does not like my choice in religion. But I still see him as my brother.
JGRaider used to engage in casual back and forth but his posts have become caustic and hurtful. I would like to be his brother but he is always typing mean things about me.
Travis
If you were not dead to me, I would offer that I can certainly forgive most anyone I think. You're nothing more than an attention seeking fraud though, and still dead to me, so I cannot say that.
If you were not dead to me, I would offer that I can certainly forgive most anyone I think. You're nothing more than an attention seeking fraud though, and still dead to me, so I cannot say that.
Hahahahaha....you've all fallen for our evil plan! Lol! We have taken the real deflave hostage, and if you do not pay the ransom.....we will let him go! I know, I know, could we really do such a fiendish thing as releasing him? Yes, yes, we really would! So think well upon your doom!
kellory,
You will probably make lots more money if you threaten to release him unless we pay the ransom.
It has been one year since moving from Montana to Florida....the legal trouble my family was facing was too much to bear.
Travis
Those playground restraining orders must have some sort of statute of limitations. Surely you'll go back and spread the word of God...especially to BGG.
BillyGoatGruff is one of my very best friends. I spoke with him yesterday and he expressed concern. He does not like my choice in religion. But I still see him as my brother.
JGRaider used to engage in casual back and forth but his posts have become caustic and hurtful. I would like to be his brother but he is always typing mean things about me.
Travis
If you were not dead to me, I would offer that I can certainly forgive most anyone I think. You're nothing more than an attention seeking fraud though, and still dead to me, so I cannot say that.
It has been one year since moving from Montana to Florida....the legal trouble my family was facing was too much to bear.
Travis
Those playground restraining orders must have some sort of statute of limitations. Surely you'll go back and spread the word of God...especially to BGG.
It has been one year since moving from Montana to Florida....the legal trouble my family was facing was too much to bear.
Travis
Those playground restraining orders must have some sort of statute of limitations. Surely you'll go back and spread the word of God...especially to BGG.
Charlie,
BillyGoatGruff wants no part of my god.
I do not understand why.
It is not my place to judge.
Those that do not accept the Lord are the ones most in need. You are sort of Joel Osteen/Jesus in Under Armour.
I'm concerned about Shrap too. He seems to worship false idols in the form of Sharps rifles.
His heart is hard. Full of hate. He needs to open the windows, let the birds sing and sun shine through. He must open his heart, let the angels sing and God's love shine on!
It has been one year since moving from Montana to Florida. While I greatly appreciated all that Montana had to offer, the legal trouble my family was facing was too much to bear.
Initially I regretted the decision as I missed the cool weather and the mountains, but since finding my church, it has all been much better.The weather is grand and my children enjoy going to the beach.
I am without stress and my wife seems to enjoy her work. I believe I have made the right choice.
Life's difficulties are much better handled when you have brothers to converse with.
You are all appreciated. We are all brothers.
Travis
Šhit man, I am just shocked you were able to find a church that sells alcohol.
Many, many gods are recognized throughout the world. Many, many more have been recognized through the ages. Each believer knows his choice is the One True God. Who among us is to say which is right or wrong.
I hope 'Flave's god blesses his brotherhood richly.
Perhaps I will ask Aphrodite to bless my conjugal bed this evening and Artemis to guide my next deer hunting adventure? What could be the harm?
Because my god differs from yours, we cannot be brothers?
I do not believe this.
Our friendship stays intact.
Then you are wrong.
1 Corinthians 8:6
yet for us there is but one God, the Father, from whom all things came and for whom we live; and there is but one Lord, Jesus Christ, through whom all things came and through whom we live.
It has been one year since moving from Montana to Florida. While I greatly appreciated all that Montana had to offer, the legal trouble my family was facing was too much to bear.
Initially I regretted the decision as I missed the cool weather and the mountains, but since finding my church, it has all been much better. The weather is grand and my children enjoy going to the beach.
I am without stress and my wife seems to enjoy her work. I believe I have made the right choice.
Life's difficulties are much better handled when you have brothers to converse with.
You are all appreciated. We are all brothers.
Travis
TRH has been warning us for years about the fluoride in that Florida water and what it can do to a persons mind....
His heart is hard. Full of hate. He needs to open the windows, let the birds singe and sun shine through. He must open his heart, let the angles sing and God's love shine on!
Brother Deflave, I am truly heartened by your conversion. If you continue down your new path, and pray, I believe the Lord will cure you of the affliction of your freakishly huge noggin. I will pray for you as well. Brother Kolo
Brother Deflave, I am truly heartened by your conversion. If you continue down your new path, and pray, I believe the Lord will cure you of the affliction of your freakishly huge noggin. I will pray for you as well. Brother Kolo
I have to ask, since you are ministering to the great unwashed, did you have to take a vow of chastity? I believe that means you can't have sex with others, but you can spank it to your heart's desire. Please advise.
You have progressed quickly in your spiritual journey. As your brother, I would suggest now is the time to join a gospel quartet. You would probably not be the largest man in the quartet, but your heart (and head) would easily be the biggest in your quartet. Perhaps in the future you would consider including CD's of your gospel renditions with any transactions on the classifieds?
Many, many gods are recognized throughout the world. Many, many more have been recognized through the ages. Each believer knows his choice is the One True God. Who among us is to say which is right or wrong.
Many, many gods are recognized throughout the world. Many, many more have been recognized through the ages. Each believer knows his choice is the One True God. Who among us is to say which is right or wrong.
His heart is hard. Full of hate. He needs to open the windows, let the birds singe and sun shine through. He must open his heart, let the angles sing and God's love shine on!
And may you be blessed with the ability to spell.
That has plagued me since I was a wee lad. It's not going to get any better I'm dyslexic
Many, many gods are recognized throughout the world. Many, many more have been recognized through the ages. Each believer knows his choice is the One True God. Who among us is to say which is right or wrong.
?
Christ.
But many would name Yahweh, or Allah, or Brahma, or Buddha, or Shiva, or Vishnu, or Ganesha, or Mahavira.
It the not so distant past, and sometimes present, many prayed to Zeus, Apollo, Diana, Hermes, Ares, Odin, Thor, Freya,Torngasoak, Seddna, Nannook, Poseidon, Oceanus, Agwe, Enbilutu, Ikatere, Kumugwe.
How shall a mere mortal determine which is myth or real? Fantasy drummed up to control peasant rabble. real loving spirit, or force to be feared and appeased?
He feigned being a recovering alcoholic as his 4/1 charade a few years ago and got called out by many for having done so. No mystery why he is seeing a therapist if he thinks this religious conversion claim is any more believable. His therapist has their work cut out for them figuring out his obsession with seeking attention.
Many, many gods are recognized throughout the world. Many, many more have been recognized through the ages. Each believer knows his choice is the One True God. Who among us is to say which is right or wrong.
?
Christ.
You use the name of your god in vain?
Does the Torah not condemn this?
It's interesting that the Talmud says Jesus is boiling in a vat of his own excrement. Gods Chosen and personal favorite humans and all that...
Being offended by porn is understandable in your current state...Reporting on your brothers to ownership is counterintuitive to just turning your cheek/eyes to the weakness of others and praying for their salvation...Humble yourself and remove your pride brother.
Hahahahaha....you've all fallen for our evil plan! Lol! We have taken the real deflave hostage, and if you do not pay the ransom.....we will let him go! I know, I know, could we really do such a fiendish thing as releasing him? Yes, yes, we really would! So think well upon your doom!
kellory,
You will probably make lots more money if you threaten to release him unless we pay the ransom.
Hahahahaha....you've all fallen for our evil plan! Lol! We have taken the real deflave hostage, and if you do not pay the ransom.....we will let him go! I know, I know, could we really do such a fiendish thing as releasing him? Yes, yes, we really would! So think well upon your doom!
kellory,
You will probably make lots more money if you threaten to release him unless we pay the ransom.
And I would have suspected that if you set foot on church soil you would burst into flame... Hmm, go figure...
My god is stronger than any sin.
It is the sin that should worry.
Wow. I've had you all wrong, all this time. I am so sorry, please forgive me and accept the warm, soft, tender embrace of my brotherly love in return? I know who else I must ask forgiveness of and so shall I bend a knee...
Many, many gods are recognized throughout the world. Many, many more have been recognized through the ages. Each believer knows his choice is the One True God. Who among us is to say which is right or wrong.
?
Christ.
You use the name of your god in vain?
Does the Torah not condemn this?
This one is for you. Mr. Deflave. I've only been a member here for a relatively short time but I've been in Florida [ from Chicago] going on 13 years. I just wanted to give you my two cents as the storm season approachith. Now is the time to start picking up bottled water. If you have a propane grill, get an extra tank or two. If you can afford it, a generator of at least 7000 running watts. Along with several 5 galllon gas cans and some stabilizer. Have the electric company come out and wire your service feed so you can hook the generator directly to the house feed without sending 220 volts through the lines along the street. [ they know how to do it] This is all based on you living in a house somewhere and not in an apartment. Have a "Bug-Out" plan if you need to leave. You'll have drinking water, a grill to cook on, and enough power to run lights and such. Oh, and a window a/c comes in handy too. Good luck and am looking forward to your 2nd year post.
I have seen this pattern of speech before in the darkest reaches of Miami and New Orleans. Flave has it bad.. Those in the know speak of it in hushed tones. They say there is a potion that can be acquired that when applied at the right time and conditions may reverse the malady, but I have never witnessed a cure.
Do you welcome even non-believing heathens into your brotherhood, even though there is no hope for conversion or redemption for them?
Asking for a friend...
ingwe,
ALL are accepted as brothers.
ALL.
Travis
Good to know,I ( I mean my friend...) will seek out your guidance in spiritual matters and brotherly love just prior to being banished through the gates of hell. Last ditch effort kinda thing, but until then.....
I have to ask, since you are ministering to the great unwashed, did you have to take a vow of chastity? I believe that means you can't have sex with others, but you can spank it to your heart's desire AND NAIL MONTANNY MAGGOTS
Many, many gods are recognized throughout the world. Many, many more have been recognized through the ages. Each believer knows his choice is the One True God. Who among us is to say which is right or wrong.
?
Christ.
But many would name Yahweh, or Allah, or Brahma, or Buddha, or Shiva, or Vishnu, or Ganesha, or Mahavira.
It the not so distant past, and sometimes present, many prayed to Zeus, Apollo, Diana, Hermes, Ares, Odin, Thor, Freya,Torngasoak, Seddna, Nannook, Poseidon, Oceanus, Agwe, Enbilutu, Ikatere, Kumugwe.
How shall a mere mortal determine which is myth or real? Fantasy drummed up to control peasant rabble. real loving spirit, or force to be feared and appeased?
He feigned being a recovering alcoholic as his 4/1 charade a few years ago and got called out by many for having done so. No mystery why he is seeing a therapist if he thinks this religious conversion claim is any more believable. His therapist has their work cut out for them figuring out his obsession with seeking attention.
He has chosen attention over kogk . Travis and Clark grew tired of all the doctor visits about warts.
I always wanted a brother in a temperate humid green enviroment. Dry heat is vastly overrated. I'm packing up the wife and kids and heading your way, you do have a couple of spare rooms, right? Oh, things have been a bit tight this month, could you spot me $500 for gas money? Looking forward to a guided iguana hunt. You do have a spare air rifle? I was a deacon once, I could coach you.
And you've learned how to post without using profanity, quite an accomplishment!
gunwizard,
My god has forgiven me.
Can you not do the same?
Travis
^^^^^^^^
Without a second thought brother.
NLT Matthew 5:11- "God blesses you when people mock you and persecute you and lie about you and say all sorts of evil things against you because you are my followers.
I always wanted a brother in a temperate humid green enviroment. Dry heat is vastly overrated. I'm packing up the wife and kids and heading your way, you do have a couple of spare rooms, right? Oh, things have been a bit tight this month, could you spot me $500 for gas money? Looking forward to a guided iguana hunt. You do have a spare air rifle? I was a deacon once, I could coach you.
Your's in brotherhood. Steverino
All my brothers are welcome to visit.
Brother fubar stayed with me and my family to do some hunting. I do not remember it all as I was stricken with an affinity for hard drink at the time.
I have since given up that particular vice due to some legal trouble.
And you've learned how to post without using profanity, quite an accomplishment!
gunwizard,
My god has forgiven me.
Can you not do the same?
Travis
^^^^^^^^
Without a second thought brother.
NLT Matthew 5:11- "God blesses you when people mock you and persecute you and lie about you and say all sorts of evil things against you because you are my followers.
I spent an hour or so fishing yesterday but did not have very much luck. I had one good strike but could not set the hook as my drag was not properly adjusted.
A short time later I caught an alligator. I did not know what to do. I am not used to these conditions.
I'm betting his transformation only lasts till 4/2, then he'll be back to being the same azzhole he always was. Ran away from his legal problems in Montana to claim transformation to a church deacon in Florida spouting all this crap about brotherhood. Yea right, you aren't fooling many here and that crap about folks saying bad things did you ever think it might be payback for all your GFY's?????????? Might want to talk to your shrink about that in your next counseling encounter.
I'm betting his transformation only lasts till 4/2, then he'll be back to being the same azzhole he always was. Ran away from his legal problems in Montana to claim transformation to a church deacon in Florida spouting all this crap about brotherhood. Yea right, you aren't fooling many here and that crap about folks saying bad things did you ever think it might be payback for all your GFY's?????????? Might want to talk to your shrink about that in your next counseling encounter.
gunwizard,
You make valid points.
I have no one to blame but myself.
It is not the fault of my brothers. The blame lies with me.
I spent an hour or so fishing yesterday but did not have very much luck. I had one good strike but could not set the hook as my drag was not properly adjusted.
A short time later I caught an alligator. I did not know what to do. I am not used to these conditions.
Travis
Have you not been taught to fish?
Apparently you are worshipping a false god, and false Son-o-god....
Please tell rockinbar I said hello. He has sold me a pellet gun in the past. He is a brother.
Travis
I've never done that, fish for catfish with a pole. I toss out lines and then come back the next day and pull them. Usually a single hook and sinker on each line. I'm more just collecting meat than sport fishing.
Now catching those big bluegill y'all have down there always interested me. And the crappie, love the crappie.
....sounds like the Church of the Lizard Lickers and Coco Nuts done got Deflaver...
...Intervention? ... Intervention any one?
**CLAP** ...Deflave!!?
**CLAP** ...Cmon Deflave!!?
**CLAP**... walk toward the sound of Stallones voice, Deflave!!
Will,
I really enjoy that genre of movies although I could do without some of the language.
I never understood placing the newspaper in the Weber? Is a trash can not available?
...I pondered this, in search of knowing the unknowable...
1) Cobra is a "Good Citizen", and does not wish to litter. No trash can. 2) its not his newspaper 3) hes trying to void the grill owners warranty, so he can get it cheap "at the curb" 4) Cobretti cannot read.
....dont wanna read, dont need to read.
a thousand blessings and unlimited halocenegenic toads be upon the House of Deflave.
Please tell rockinbar I said hello. He has sold me a pellet gun in the past. He is a brother.
Travis
I've never done that, fish for catfish with a pole. I toss out lines and then come back the next day and pull them. Usually a single hook and sinker on each line. I'm more just collecting meat than sport fishing.
Now catching those big bluegill y'all have down there always interested me. And the crappie, love the crappie.
...I pondered this, in search of knowing the unknowable...
1) Cobra is a "Good Citizen", and does not wish to litter. No trash can. 2) its not his newspaper 3) hes trying to void the grill owners warranty, so he can get it cheap "at the curb" 4) Cobretti cannot read.
....dont wanna read, dont need to read.
a thousand blessings and unlimited halocenegenic toads be upon the House of Deflave.
flave I don't know what church this is that you've created but inviting all faiths to join is encouraging. I know many faiths do not except my religion actually there are churches representing other gods that have a complete distain for my religion. I thank you for the welcome it means a lot to me and I would like to join your fire in worship. I think I'll go mingle now there any other Rastafarians here? One love brother I've brought ganja to share.
Best I can figure, it's a way that someone singles out a group of people and engages in rhetoric that pokes fun at them in order to make the person feel superior to them.
Churches fragment over what are really petty differences. Many times it's a power play between those in charge. Sometimes it's is an essential differing from the word of God and ignoring what it says. Frankly, the open acceptance of homosexuality in the church would be one of those things. There are others. Different doctrines that truly do not deviate from each other to any meaningful degree. Then there are differences in church governance that play into it.
All this joking about God will come back to haunt you one day. Maybe not in this life but I can assure you in the next. You will meet an angry God. You seriously need to take life and the afterlife more seriously.
Churches fragment over what are really petty differences. Many times it's a power play between those in charge. Sometimes it's is an essential differing from the word of God and ignoring what it says. Frankly, the open acceptance of homosexuality in the church would be one of those things. There are others. Different doctrines that truly do not deviate from each other to any meaningful degree. Then there are differences in church governance that play into it.
All this joking about God will come back to haunt you one day. Maybe not in this life but I can assure you in the next. You will meet an angry God. You seriously need to take life and the afterlife more seriously.
You need to lighten up dude. If you don't, you'll end up crapping blood.
All this joking about God will come back to haunt you one day. Maybe not in this life but I can assure you in the next. You will meet an angry God. You seriously need to take life and the afterlife more seriously.
You need to lighten up dude. If you don't, you'll end up crapping blood.
deflave; Top of the morning to you Travis, I trust that the day in south Florida has been treating you well as we near the end of the 3rd quarter of 2019 already.
I was struck by the thought that it's a year since you migrated and once again it was inconceivable to me on many levels that a year had passed by.
However, speaking of inconceivable, I'm reminded of this wisdom I've leaned to live by.
On the whole new direction you've taken in your posting, since I've never been to south Florida - and we've discussed it's on my personal bucket list so I've no issues whatsoever with folks there - but since I've not been there I can only ascertain its been good for you.
I have been to southern Saskatchewan however and a lot of folks from that part of the world seem really friendly, but then I've got a theory on why that is too - though my psych degree is the same as my red seal welding certificate in that it's non-existent.
So maybe if the whole pleasant thing doesn't stick in Florida and you decide in your heart of hearts it was who you were meant to be, then a migration northward to settle into sunny southern Saskatchewan would cement that pleasant demeanor perhaps?
Oh, I should mention if you do choose that route, it's best to go up between the last two weeks of June and the first two weeks of August - thank me later.....
Well sir, the yard work is calling me, just like the first tree frog out on the deck who has unthawed himself and is apparently very pleased about it.
All the best to you all this spring Travis - whether you stay happy and converted or not.
Churches fragment over what are really petty differences. Many times it's a power play between those in charge. Sometimes it's is an essential differing from the word of God and ignoring what it says. Frankly, the open acceptance of homosexuality in the church would be one of those things. There are others. Different doctrines that truly do not deviate from each other to any meaningful degree. Then there are differences in church governance that play into it.
All that, man made.
Yes.
I am going to be a Deacon. I will keep things on the straight and narrow.
All this joking about God will come back to haunt you one day. Maybe not in this life but I can assure you in the next. You will meet an angry God. You seriously need to take life and the afterlife more seriously.
My god does not exert anger.
It is not your place to judge my heart. Nor the heart of any brother.
All this joking about God will come back to haunt you one day. Maybe not in this life but I can assure you in the next. You will meet an angry God. You seriously need to take life and the afterlife more seriously.
You need to lighten up dude. If you don't, you'll end up crapping blood.
deflave; Top of the morning to you Travis, I trust that the day in south Florida has been treating you well as we near the end of the 3rd quarter of 2019 already.
I was struck by the thought that it's a year since you migrated and once again it was inconceivable to me on many levels that a year had passed by.
However, speaking of inconceivable, I'm reminded of this wisdom I've leaned to live by.
On the whole new direction you've taken in your posting, since I've never been to south Florida - and we've discussed it's on my personal bucket list so I've no issues whatsoever with folks there - but since I've not been there I can only ascertain its been good for you.
I have been to southern Saskatchewan however and a lot of folks from that part of the world seem really friendly, but then I've got a theory on why that is too - though my psych degree is the same as my red seal welding certificate in that it's non-existent.
So maybe if the whole pleasant thing doesn't stick in Florida and you decide in your heart of hearts it was who you were meant to be, then a migration northward to settle into sunny southern Saskatchewan would cement that pleasant demeanor perhaps?
Oh, I should mention if you do choose that route, it's best to go up between the last two weeks of June and the first two weeks of August - thank me later.....
Well sir, the yard work is calling me, just like the first tree frog out on the deck who has unthawed himself and is apparently very pleased about it.
All the best to you all this spring Travis - whether you stay happy and converted or not.
Dwayne
Dwayne,
If I could only have one brother, you would be the one I chose.
All this joking about God will come back to haunt you one day. Maybe not in this life but I can assure you in the next. You will meet an angry God. You seriously need to take life and the afterlife more seriously.
You need to lighten up dude. If you don't, you'll end up crapping blood.
All this joking about God will come back to haunt you one day. Maybe not in this life but I can assure you in the next. You will meet an angry God. You seriously need to take life and the afterlife more seriously.
My god does not exert anger.
It is not your place to judge my heart. Nor the heart of any brother.
All this joking about God will come back to haunt you one day. Maybe not in this life but I can assure you in the next. You will meet an angry God. You seriously need to take life and the afterlife more seriously.
You need to lighten up dude. If you don't, you'll end up crapping blood.
It's only da innanet.
Tell that to God when you meet Him.
"Honey, you need ta call da amblance!
"Whyz dat Tom?"
" I'm schidding blood!"
"I done told you that'd happen if you took the innanet too seriously!"
But, 'Flave, the only time you've ever responded to me it was to call me, and this is something close to a quote, ""It's that old no-good Jew, that old imposter Jew, that old hooked-nose, bagel-eating, lox-eating, Johnny-come-lately perpetrating a fraud, just crawled out of the caves and hills of Europe, so-called damn Jew. . . and I feel everything I'm saying up here is kosher. GFY."
I may have some of what you said a bit twisted up, but I know the GFY was there.
All this joking about God will come back to haunt you one day. Maybe not in this life but I can assure you in the next. You will meet an angry God. You seriously need to take life and the afterlife more seriously.
My god does not exert anger.
It is not your place to judge my heart. Nor the heart of any brother.
Maybe you need to read the Bible......
Maybe he has, and that's why he doesn't take it seriously.
But, 'Flave, the only time you've ever responded to me it was to call me, and this is something close to a quote, ""It's that old no-good Jew, that old imposter Jew, that old hooked-nose, bagel-eating, lox-eating, Johnny-come-lately perpetrating a fraud, just crawled out of the caves and hills of Europe, so-called damn Jew. . . and I feel everything I'm saying up here is kosher. GFY."
I may have some of what you said a bit twisted up, but I know the GFY was there.
Remsen,
I do not recall any anti-semitic opinions from my past. Perhaps you mistook my casual joshing for sincerity?
I apologize regardless. It was not my intention to offend.
But, 'Flave, the only time you've ever responded to me it was to call me, and this is something close to a quote, ""It's that old no-good Jew, that old imposter Jew, that old hooked-nose, bagel-eating, lox-eating, Johnny-come-lately perpetrating a fraud, just crawled out of the caves and hills of Europe, so-called damn Jew. . . and I feel everything I'm saying up here is kosher. GFY."
I may have some of what you said a bit twisted up, but I know the GFY was there.
Remsen,
I do not recall any anti-semitic opinions from my past. Perhaps you mistook my casual joshing for sincerity?
I apologize regardless. It was not my intention to offend.
I can be your brother if you allow it.
Travis
Brother Flave, Thank you....You walk in the light with Brother Irfubar. Your god is just and kind-like you. Brother Beav 😎
It has been one year since moving from Montana to Florida. While I greatly appreciated all that Montana had to offer, the legal trouble my family was facing was too much to bear.
Initially I regretted the decision as I missed the cool weather and the mountains, but since finding my church, it has all been much better. The weather is grand and my children enjoy going to the beach.
I am without stress and my wife seems to enjoy her work. I believe I have made the right choice.
Life's difficulties are much better handled when you have brothers to converse with.
Uh oh. No answer. I pray I have not violated the trust in the PMs. From the (very) rough drafts, I’m certain many here will be fascinated by Travis’ ecumenical journey.
It was was said something like "Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone" Well, there seems to be a lot of stone throwers here. If deflave was able to get away from a cold climate and a stress filled life to a warm place with a happy wife and children who also enjoy they're new home, Who are you to criticize? If he now has gotten on a religious path to a happy life, We should all be happy for him.He is still the hunting and fishing man you all knew. So what if he has assumed a calmer, better demeanor? Thats his business. Rejoice in the knowledge that he is still the brother that he always was!
It was was said something like "Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone" Well, there seems to be a lot of stone throwers here. If deflave was able to get away from a cold climate and a stress filled life to a warm place with a happy wife and children who also enjoy they're new home, Who are you to criticize? If he now has gotten on a religious path to a happy life, We should all be happy for him.He is still the hunting and fishing man you all knew. So what if he has assumed a calmer, better demeanor? Thats his business. Rejoice in the knowledge that he is still the brother that he always was!
fubar,
You are welcome to visit any time.
We could go to a Marlin's game or perhaps a race in Homestead.
Ok Oliver Wendell Douglas, but you are still wrong.
Well,...if I ever get more offensive than you've been on here it'll be time to check myself.
But that won't happen.
And yet you still will not acknowledge you were wrong and a hypocrite, I guess that goes along with your good Christian roots, eh Oliver?
They're not that good. They exist, however.
Apparently, but like you say, it's just the internet. Maybe you can go find some other listings of houses people have for sale. I'm sure it was done with the love of Christ in your heart.
Ok Oliver Wendell Douglas, but you are still wrong.
Well,...if I ever get more offensive than you've been on here it'll be time to check myself.
But that won't happen.
And yet you still will not acknowledge you were wrong and a hypocrite, I guess that goes along with your good Christian roots, eh Oliver?
They're not that good. They exist, however.
Apparently, but like you say, it's just the internet. Maybe you can go find some other listings of houses people have for sale. I'm sure it was done with the love of Christ in your heart.
You need to take more credit for the whole situation. It's long been apparent that Deflave is attempting to be a cheap imitation of yourself.
Ironic that many one here are getting all pissed off because they don't believe someone is what they claim they are. Seems those the most pissed aren't what they claim they are.
Ironic that many one here are getting all pissed off because they don't believe someone is what they claim they are. Seems those the most pissed aren't what they claim they are.
It's not surprising that you've dropped into this thread to lend encouragement to his latest endeavor.
Not surprising that your constant mantra 'it's just the internet' is BS.
You can't admit when you're wrong but I'm guessing Christ told you to post the listing?
Funny how things change. Suddenly, you're following Deflave.
I remember when those roles were reversed.
It has nothing to do with Deflave, though I'm sure that helps ease your old man brain. It has everything to do with you hypocrites hiding behind Christ.
It has been one year since moving from Montana to Florida. While I greatly appreciated all that Montana had to offer, the legal trouble my family was facing was too much to bear.
Initially I regretted the decision as I missed the cool weather and the mountains, but since finding my church, it has all been much better. The weather is grand and my children enjoy going to the beach.
I am without stress and my wife seems to enjoy her work. I believe I have made the right choice.
Life's difficulties are much better handled when you have brothers to converse with.
You are all appreciated. We are all brothers.
Travis
Best deFlave ever! and some of the old ones were pretty good.
It's not surprising that you've dropped into this thread to lend encouragement to his latest endeavor.
Not surprising that your constant mantra 'it's just the internet' is BS.
You can't admit when you're wrong but I'm guessing Christ told you to post the listing?
Funny how things change. Suddenly, you're following Deflave.
I remember when those roles were reversed.
It has nothing to do with Deflave, though I'm sure that helps ease your old man brain. It has everything to do with you hypocrites hiding behind Christ.
Deflect, deflect.
Yeah,...Deflave was your sycophant. Now, in your efforts to support him, you've become his.
,...and you picked a bad time to display it,...because Deflave is just making an ass of himself right now. He does that fairly regularly.
Why do a few feel it necessary to speak about their religion or relationship with Christ, and interject their beliefs on a biblical proportion towards others on this forum? It’s something akin to “I’m better than you are” because I’m a Christian who can quote verses.
I’am neither for or against what a person wants to believe. If you are happy about your choices in or outside of religion- Good on you!
But, when a person elects to make judgments about another and cite bible verses or ask what another’s belief is... I find that offensive.
It makes me want to ask “What is your favorite sexual position you enjoy with your wife?”
It’s obvious this question is none of my business, as much as a question about anothers personal relationship with our creator is.
Both questions to me are very private and personal. Nunya Business! 😎
Why do a few feel it necessary to speak about their religion or relationship with Christ, and interject their beliefs on a biblical proportion towards others on this forum? It’s something akin to “I’m better than you are” because I’m a Christian who can quote versus.
I’am neither for or against what a person wants to believe. If you are happy about your choices in or outside of religion- Good on you!
But, when a person elects to make judgments about another and cite bible versus or ask what another’s belief is... I find that offensive.
It makes me want to ask “What is your favorite sexual position you enjoy with your wife?”
It’s obvious this question is none of my business, as much as a question about anothers personal relationship with our creator is.
Both questions to me are very private and personal. Nunya Business! 😎
Beaver,
I agree with you and this is why I will not discuss my religious sect publicly.
To do so causes derision amongst brothers.
It is clear to me who wants to be a brother and who wants to remain outside the fold.
Delfarve: I could NOT be happier for you! I am happy that you are happy - even though I don't understand your circumstance (and I do not need to!) I am just thrilled you love your new "life" and your family is fitting in. Change is often good. Enjoy and live long! Hold into the wind VarmintGuy
So I've an sincere question. Bristoe, Tom264, Fireball, and JGRaider specifically, but others as well:
Do you consider yourself a good christian? Honestly. If asked by a small town reporter doing little local interest stories and short bios on local residents, would you come out the gate and use that as a descriptor? If asked specifically, would you nod your head and say "yeah, I try to be?"
So I've an sincere question. Bristoe, Tom264, Fireball, and JGRaider specifically, but others as well:
Do you consider yourself a good christian? Honestly. If asked by a small town reporter doing little local interest stories and short bios on local residents, would you come out the gate and use that as a descriptor? If asked specifically, would you nod your head and say "yeah, I try to be?"
So I've an sincere question. Bristoe, Tom264, Fireball, and JGRaider specifically, but others as well:
Do you consider yourself a good christian? Honestly. If asked by a small town reporter doing little local interest stories and short bios on local residents, would you come out the gate and use that as a descriptor? If asked specifically, would you nod your head and say "yeah, I try to be?"
Dont know what it means.
Most of the people here(EDIT!!!! Where I live...Not the Campfire" that I wont wave too pride themselves on what "great" Christians they are.
If it means you have to be a jackwagon....then no.
So I've an sincere question. Bristoe, Tom264, Fireball, and JGRaider specifically, but others as well:
Do you consider yourself a good christian? Honestly. If asked by a small town reporter doing little local interest stories and short bios on local residents, would you come out the gate and use that as a descriptor? If asked specifically, would you nod your head and say "yeah, I try to be?"
Aww, fer Pete's sake,....
Not a loaded question. My ol' BFF is 2000+ miles away. I don't know if he's going to church or not. Nor do I give 2 fucgs.
For the record, I refused to be a part of the famous alcoholic prank.
So I've an sincere question. Bristoe, Tom264, Fireball, and JGRaider specifically, but others as well:
Do you consider yourself a good christian? Honestly. If asked by a small town reporter doing little local interest stories and short bios on local residents, would you come out the gate and use that as a descriptor? If asked specifically, would you nod your head and say "yeah, I try to be?"
Dont know what it means.
Most of the people here(EDIT!!!! Where I live...Not the Campfire" that I wont wave too pride themselves on what "great" Christians they are.
If it means you have to be a jackwagon....then no.
Even after the edit it took me a minute to understand that. Till I deleted an "o".
So I've an sincere question. Bristoe, Tom264, Fireball, and JGRaider specifically, but others as well:
Do you consider yourself a good christian? Honestly. If asked by a small town reporter doing little local interest stories and short bios on local residents, would you come out the gate and use that as a descriptor? If asked specifically, would you nod your head and say "yeah, I try to be?"
BillyGoatGruff; Good afternoon to you sir, I trust that the day in NW Montana was as bright and mild as it was up here and that this finds you well.
I'm cognizant that I fall into the "others as well" category, but since you asked a sincere question I'll respond in kind.
Whenever I meet new folks, I try to be intentional in my conversation so that they know a few things about me up front or reasonably so.
In most instances I try to work into the conversation that I'm a believer in Christ, that I'm married, a father and that I hunt. In a nutshell those factors define the man I am.
No, I do not in any way, shape or form consider myself a good example of a good Christian. I know me way, way too well Gruff and I know the dark soul that lives within.
My relationship with what I believe is my Creator - Christ - is an integral part of how I'm attempting to be a better person than I was yesterday and to keep the darkness within staying there, you know?
I'm not sure how else to articulate it sir, but that's a start anyway.
Sometimes I joke with the guys at work and tell them religion is my crutch because I couldn't handle the alcohol - that's actually not that far from the truth either, but I can say I've been sober for nearly 4 decades now, though I do enjoy a drink now and again I've been able to control that.
Anyway sir, I've got to slide out with the family for a wee bit - we put plates on the midlife crisis/convertible today so we're going to run it up the back road and take the winter kinks out of it's suspension.
Thanks for making me think this afternoon and for reading my attempt to articulate a response.
Deflave is a disengenous hack using religion (or the mockery of) in this case as a joke. Am I mad? No but i think it’s a pathetic topic to use as a joke. Let’s see last year he was drunk in a rehab place (lie) This year he finds religion.....another lie When you guys gonna realize this fool is making you guys look like a fool along with him? I ain’t falling for it.....i know mockery when I see it.
So I've an sincere question. Bristoe, Tom264, Fireball, and JGRaider specifically, but others as well:
Do you consider yourself a good christian? Honestly. If asked by a small town reporter doing little local interest stories and short bios on local residents, would you come out the gate and use that as a descriptor? If asked specifically, would you nod your head and say "yeah, I try to be?"
Aww, fer Pete's sake,....
There's ZERO incentive to have that discussion on this board!
I say we give flave the biblical Daniel test to affirm sincerity, least he be attention whoring
Even Jesus loved a whore.
I am not sure if the 'flave has been washed in the blood of the lamb, but anyone who can get the kings of internet meltdowns [ you fill in the names] all braying in unison is truly my brother and an antidote to GEEZERDOOM.
EHNM, continue w/ your displays of nature's wonders.
I see you couldn't stay away you're back posting? Maybe this isn't a hate thing I wonder if its actually man crush. The lord works in mysterious ways. ..
I am not sure if the 'flave has been washed in the blood of the lamb, but anyone who can get the kings of internet meltdowns [ you fill in the names] all braying in unison is truly my brother and an antidote to GEEZERDOOM.
Interesting....I have never considerd telling a person that am meeting for the first time, what or any religious affiliation I might have.
Jim; Good afternoon to you sir, I hope that you and your fine family are well on this second last day of March.
The foundational principle behind being intentional about telling someone something - anything really Jim - is an attempt to be as transparent as possible as soon as possible.
Most folks upon meeting me say that I am an easy read on several levels - the blue jeans, boots and mountain sheep belt buckle are cues that I'm likely a hunter. I look pretty blue collar too - my good wife says I have the "homeless cowboy" look down pat!
Anyway for me - and again this is not in any way trying to convert anyone to the way I think, believe or act, but merely an attempt to articulate an answer - for me if I can work into the conversation that I'm a father, husband and believer up front, that sets the foundation for further conversations and/or relationships. Or not, which is cool too.
As men, we tend to categorize each other when we meet by asking what the other does for a living. That then leads us to assume income levels, interests and a bunch of other character traits associated with the chosen avocation of the new person.
For much of my working life, I said that the guy who showed up at my work wasn't the real me, but he helped pay for the real me - if that makes any sense?
That led me to thinking about how I could more efficiently and effectively convey who I was and what was important to me other than and over and above what I did for a living.
Anyway sir, again that's just some random thoughts on the matter from a random thinker and not much more.
All the best to you and your family as we head into warmer weather Jim.
irfubar; Good afternoon to you sir, I hope that your part of the northern state was a nice one too. It was a grand bright and sunny day here, warm enough but not too hot as to melt the snow pack overly fast - so good all around.
I wanted to say thanks to you and the other folks on this thread who graciously extended kind thoughts towards me. I appreciate it and will do my best to deserve them in future posts.
As I've often stated here, it's one thing to be able to formulate a thought, type it out and then come back and edit before hitting send and entirely another pulling that off on an "in person/face to face" basis.
All too often I've wished that I had an edit function on my tongue, you know?
All the best to you folks as we head into warmer evenings and summer weather.
Epic. This is a really good one this year. I think you are still living and going to church in Montana.
Sako,
I am in Florida and making new friends. I am at peace.
Some of my brothers cannot afford to live here but I am blessed with a wife that is blessed with a good job.
Perhaps envy is at play?
All the best to you, Travis
I am envious that you live in Montana and I don't. Been to Florida and Montana. I would live in Browning before I would live anywhere in Florida. I am here for the entertainment. Not to judge a brother.
Deflave is a disengenous hack using religion (or the mockery of) in this case as a joke. Am I mad? No but i think it’s a pathetic topic to use as a joke. Let’s see last year he was drunk in a rehab place (lie) This year he finds religion.....another lie When you guys gonna realize this fool is making you guys look like a fool along with him? I ain’t falling for it.....i know mockery when I see it.
You may want to look up Safariman. If memory serves he can help you with the motorbikes.
You're welcome.
SockPuppet,
Safariman is no more. He was a rascal.
My friend (brother) works at the Ducati dealership. He tells me they have good motorcycles that are very fast.
I need to cover 30 miles very quickly. If you know about these things please help.
Travis
I've had a few over the years, Brother Travis, but I can't help with the new models Considering your recent transition, you should probably avoid the Ducati Diavel. Perhaps the Monster too, so you can remain on a more pure path. Monsters can make you do less than legal things. This was my last one:
You may want to look up Safariman. If memory serves he can help you with the motorbikes.
You're welcome.
SockPuppet,
Safariman is no more. He was a rascal.
My friend (brother) works at the Ducati dealership. He tells me they have good motorcycles that are very fast.
I need to cover 30 miles very quickly. If you know about these things please help.
Travis
I've had a few over the years, Brother Travis, but I can't help with the new models Considering your recent transition, you should probably avoid the Ducati Diavel. Perhaps the Monster too, so you can remain on a more pure path. Monsters can make you do less than legal things. This was my last one:
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That looks fun. I had an '04 Ducati 749 that was a hoot on track days. Not especially fast, but it would sure handle turns! 😎
I've had a few over the years, Brother Travis, but I can't help with the new models Considering your recent transition, you should probably avoid the Ducati Diavel. Perhaps the Monster too, so you can remain on a more pure path. Monsters can make you do less than legal things. This was my last one:
SockPuppet,
I was told I could order a XDiavel.
Do you not endorse this bike?
I have to travel 30 miles very fast. My wife says she will buy if I stay sober. She does not want me driving if I'm drunk.
Also recreational use is forbidden here so there can be none of that.
But, 'Flave, the only time you've ever responded to me it was to call me, and this is something close to a quote, ""It's that old no-good Jew, that old imposter Jew, that old hooked-nose, bagel-eating, lox-eating, Johnny-come-lately perpetrating a fraud, just crawled out of the caves and hills of Europe, so-called damn Jew. . . and I feel everything I'm saying up here is kosher. GFY."
I may have some of what you said a bit twisted up, but I know the GFY was there.
Remsen,
I do not recall any anti-semitic opinions from my past. Perhaps you mistook my casual joshing for sincerity?
I apologize regardless. It was not my intention to offend.
I can be your brother if you allow it.
Travis
Brother Flave, Thank you....You walk in the light with Brother Irfubar. Your god is just and kind-like you. Brother Beav 😎
I have seen the light of the loving, all embracing G-d that has been missing from my life. Thank you. Do you get bonus points for conversions? If so, I'll sign up for your church.
irfubar; Good evening to you sir once again - I still hope all is well with you and yours too by the way.
Anyway, we here in the land of legal canabinoid products used to call it "the devil's lettuce".
Now that both the federal and provincial governments are extorting taxation from the users of said plant products, we can see just how correct and precise that nomenclature was!....
All the best to you folks as we head into warmer weather sir - whether or not you're a partaker of plant products liquid, solid or vapor!
I've had a few over the years, Brother Travis, but I can't help with the new models Considering your recent transition, you should probably avoid the Ducati Diavel. Perhaps the Monster too, so you can remain on a more pure path. Monsters can make you do less than legal things. This was my last one:
SockPuppet,
I was told I could order a XDiavel.
Do you not endorse this bike?
I have to travel 30 miles very fast. My wife says she will buy if I stay sober. She does not want me driving if I'm drunk.
Also recreational use is forbidden here so there can be none of that.
irfubar; Good evening to you sir once again - I still hope all is well with you and yours too by the way.
Anyway, we here in the land of legal canabinoid products used to call it "the devil's lettuce".
Now that both the federal and provincial governments are extorting taxation from the users of said plant products, we can see just how correct and precise that nomenclature was!....
All the best to you folks as we head into warmer weather sir - whether or not you're a partaker of plant products liquid, solid or vapor!
Dwayne
Dwayne good evening to you also,
I said that in jest, but truly believe it is as I have seen the downside.... and yes spring has sprung here.. saw my first robin today.. now if that darn ice would melt so I can set sail in my new boat.. Dwayne, if you ever make it this way be sure and get a hold of me and we can go fishin etc...
I think it's great 'flave is embracing his new found spirituality. It is said all you need to get to Heaven's Gate is a strong belief, a new pair of Nikes, a purple cape, and a roll of quarters. The naysayers should repent. The comet comes in 24 hours...give or take.
irfubar; Thanks for the reply and for the invitation.
I'm hoping to both travel and fish more in retirement, so as one never knows and it would be an honor to meet you.
The whole legalization deal is a separate thread for sure and as I've got direct, daily contact with "functional alcoholics" as well as daily canabis users I believe I've seen the downside too.
Anyway sir, thanks for the kind invite and all the best to you all.
I follow this thread to gain communion with my newfound brother 'Flave.
But Elkhunter continues to insert photographs which take me straight back to the hell of my adolescence which consisted of manually extracting the milk of eight or ten holstein cows every night and morning. Oh the humanity!
A couple of the pics more resembled jerseys. I do appreciate those.
I follow this thread to gain communion with my newfound brother 'Flave.
But Elkhunter continues to insert photographs which take me straight back to the hell of my adolescence which consisted of manually extracting the milk of eight or ten holstein cows every night and morning. Oh the humanity!
A couple of the pics more resembled jerseys. I do appreciate those.
So I've an sincere question. Bristoe, Tom264, Fireball, and JGRaider specifically, but others as well:
Do you consider yourself a good christian? Honestly. If asked by a small town reporter doing little local interest stories and short bios on local residents, would you come out the gate and use that as a descriptor? If asked specifically, would you nod your head and say "yeah, I try to be?"
Aww, fer Pete's sake,....
There's ZERO incentive to have that discussion on this board!
There would be if you were genuine. I could cite posts that make my point, but they'd either embarrass you or go over your head. The latter far for likely I'm afraid.
I follow this thread to gain communion with my newfound brother 'Flave.
But Elkhunter continues to insert photographs which take me straight back to the hell of my adolescence which consisted of manually extracting the milk of eight or ten holstein cows every night and morning. Oh the humanity!
A couple of the pics more resembled jerseys. I do appreciate those.
All this joking about God will come back to haunt you one day. Maybe not in this life but I can assure you in the next. You will meet an angry God. You seriously need to take life and the afterlife more seriously.
Originally Posted by Tom264
Deflave is a disengenous hack using religion (or the mockery of) in this case as a joke. Am I mad? No but i think it’s a pathetic topic to use as a joke. Let’s see last year he was drunk in a rehab place (lie) This year he finds religion.....another lie When you guys gonna realize this fool is making you guys look like a fool along with him? I ain’t falling for it.....i know mockery when I see it.
I don't know if you are protestant or catholic. Or what denomination if the former. Most I'm familiar with have bible studies midweek (usually) for men to congregate and share. If you are of a denomination that reads and studies the bible, and you have bible studies or prayer groups, how would you react if I were to show up and read your posts, not only on this thread but on this forum? Would you have the grace to blush and stammer out something akin to contrition? Or would you get angry and try to redirect like a young teenager? Who is the hack? Who is the imposter?
Romans 7:18 NIV For I know that good itself does not dwell in me, that is, in my sinful nature. For I have the desire to do what is good, but I cannot carry it out.
Romans 3:10 NIV As it is written: "There is no one righteous, not even one
Romans 7:18 NIV For I know that good itself does not dwell in me, that is, in my sinful nature. For I have the desire to do what is good, but I cannot carry it out.
Romans 3:10 NIV As it is written: "There is no one righteous, not even one
Is there a verse that says you should still try?
Or one contrarily that says don't sweat it, say and post what you want, as long as you hold the high ground you can call out sin where you see it? (regardless of your own such actions)
I follow this thread to gain communion with my newfound brother 'Flave.
But Elkhunter continues to insert photographs which take me straight back to the hell of my adolescence which consisted of manually extracting the milk of eight or ten holstein cows every night and morning. Oh the humanity!
A couple of the pics more resembled jerseys. I do appreciate those.
I follow this thread to gain communion with my newfound brother 'Flave.
But Elkhunter continues to insert photographs which take me straight back to the hell of my adolescence which consisted of manually extracting the milk of eight or ten holstein cows every night and morning. Oh the humanity!
A couple of the pics more resembled jerseys. I do appreciate those.
Or one contrarily that says don't sweat it, say and post what you want, as long as you hold the high ground you can call out sin where you see it? (regardless of your own such actions)[/quote]
Romans 7:18 NIV For I know that good itself does not dwell in me, that is, in my sinful nature. For I have the desire to do what is good, but I cannot carry it out
Or one contrarily that says don't sweat it, say and post what you want, as long as you hold the high ground you can call out sin where you see it? (regardless of your own such actions)
Romans 7:18 NIV For I know that good itself does not dwell in me, that is, in my sinful nature. For I have the desire to do what is good, but I cannot carry it out
Of course you should try. We all should. [/quote]
Understood, good answer to the first.
How about the second question? Is there a verse that covers pointing out other's shortcomings? Is it recommended or conversely condemned?
Weissport Chief of Police Brent Getz, 27, and Gregory Wagner, 28, both of Lehighton, PA, were charged on Tuesday with Rape of Child, Involuntary Deviate Sexual Intercourse with a Child, Aggravated Indecent Assault of Child, and several related charges.
This investigation began in May 2012 when the victim, then 12-years-old, reported to a substitute teacher that Gregory Wagner, then 22-years-old, was sexually assaulting her. The teacher reported it to the Franklin Township Police Department and, after an investigation, no charges were filed at that time.
In 2015, the case was reassigned and police prepared a criminal complaint charging Wagner with various crimes. The complaint was dismissed by the Magisterial District Judge due to a paperwork error. The charges were never refiled.
In August 2018, a Franklin Township Police Officer revisited the case and asked the victim to come back in for an interview. At this time, the victim also disclosed that Brent Getz, who was Wagner’s friend, had sexually assaulted her, too. Getz is now the Chief of Police in Weissport, Carbon County.
The victim revealed that – consistent with her prior disclosures and examinations – from age 4-11 she was orally, vaginally, and anally raped by Wagner. She reported that Getz would also join in these assaults. Additionally, she said that Wagner often made her watch pornography with him, which she recalled depicted teenagers.
“The defendants terrorized this young victim by assaulting her hundreds of times over seven years,” said Attorney General Josh Shapiro. “My Office will listen to survivors and prosecute anyone who sexually abuses children to the fullest extent of the law we are able—no matter how much time has passed. I’m grateful for the work of my agents to bring these predators to justice and prevent them from harming anyone else.”
Agents executed a search warrant of Wagner’s residence on March 26, 2019. They located numerous electronic devices, including his cell phone, which contained Google searches of terms which are indicative of child pornography.
Wagner was interviewed and admitted to sexually abusing the victim over the course of several years. He also admitted that Getz sexually abused the victim and that they would do so together.
The case of Brent Getz was referred to the Office of Attorney General by Carbon County District Attorney Jean Engler because Getz was a police officer employed or formerly employed at several police departments in Carbon County. The case of Gregory Wagner was also referred to the Office of Attorney General. The case is being prosecuted by Deputy Attorney General Rebecca Elo.
The defendants terrorized this young victim by assaulting her hundreds of times over seven years,” said Attorney General Josh Shapiro. “My Office will listen to survivors and prosecute anyone who sexually abuses children to the fullest extent of the law we are able—no matter how much time has passed. I’m grateful for the work of my agents to bring these predators to justice and prevent them from harming anyone else.”
Billy Goat Gruff, not that I know of , and it's not a great idea, no. My justification (still prob wrong though) is that he's a vulgar troll, he knows he's a vulgar troll.
The defendants terrorized this young victim by assaulting her hundreds of times over seven years,” said Attorney General Josh Shapiro. “My Office will listen to survivors and prosecute anyone who sexually abuses children to the fullest extent of the law we are able—no matter how much time has passed. I’m grateful for the work of my agents to bring these predators to justice and prevent them from harming anyone else.”
The police are not your friends, to serve and to protect , F ~ck that never call those who are against you protect your own !
Billy Goat Gruff, not that I know of , and it's not a great idea, no. My justification (still prob wrong though) is that he's a vulgar troll, he knows he's a vulgar troll.
I was going to quote book, chapter, verse as a riposte, but you owned it. Fair enough.
All this joking about God will come back to haunt you one day. Maybe not in this life but I can assure you in the next. You will meet an angry God. You seriously need to take life and the afterlife more seriously.
Originally Posted by Tom264
Deflave is a disengenous hack using religion (or the mockery of) in this case as a joke. Am I mad? No but i think it’s a pathetic topic to use as a joke. Let’s see last year he was drunk in a rehab place (lie) This year he finds religion.....another lie When you guys gonna realize this fool is making you guys look like a fool along with him? I ain’t falling for it.....i know mockery when I see it.
I don't know if you are protestant or catholic. Or what denomination if the former. Most I'm familiar with have bible studies midweek (usually) for men to congregate and share. If you are of a denomination that reads and studies the bible, and you have bible studies or prayer groups, how would you react if I were to show up and read your posts, not only on this thread but on this forum? Would you have the grace to blush and stammer out something akin to contrition? Or would you get angry and try to redirect like a young teenager? Who is the hack? Who is the imposter?
I’m none of the above. But fact is you don’t see me going around making a mockery of religion...that’s the whole point of my posts. It’s obviously went over your head.
There would be if you were genuine. I could cite posts that make my point, but they'd either embarrass you or go over your head. The latter far for likely I'm afraid.
Which makes my point. You've already got an opinion and aren't looking for anywhere near an honest discussion just an opportunity to discredit and put down, so once again, no thank you.
There would be if you were genuine. I could cite posts that make my point, but they'd either embarrass you or go over your head. The latter far for likely I'm afraid.
Which makes my point. You've already got an opinion and aren't looking for anywhere near an honest discussion just an opportunity to discredit and put down, so once again, no thank you.
There would be if you were genuine. I could cite posts that make my point, but they'd either embarrass you or go over your head. The latter far for likely I'm afraid.
Which makes my point. You've already got an opinion and aren't looking for anywhere near an honest discussion just an opportunity to discredit and put down, so once again, no thank you.
My good friend BillyGoatGruff called me last night.
He does not like my choice in god or religion but he said he will still be my brother. He is still angry with me for moving to Florida. He asked that I return.
He also explained that people like JGRaider and Bristoe and Fireballz and Tom264 would never be nice to me. They ask for change, only to remain caustic after the change. Perhaps he is right?
I would prefer discussing motorcycles. I need one that is very fast.
[quote=Tom264]All this joking about God will come back to haunt you one day. Maybe not in this life but I can assure you in the next. You will meet an angry God. You seriously need to take life and the afterlife more seriously.
Originally Posted by Tom264
Deflave is a disengenous hack using religion (or the mockery of) in this case as a joke. Am I mad? No but i think it’s a pathetic topic to use as a joke. Let’s see last year he was drunk in a rehab place (lie) This year he finds religion.....another lie When you guys gonna realize this fool is making you guys look like a fool along with him? I ain’t falling for it.....i know mockery when I see it.
I don't know if you are protestant or catholic. Or what denomination if the former. Most I'm familiar with have bible studies midweek (usually) for men to congregate and share. If you are of a denomination that reads and studies the bible, and you have bible studies or prayer groups, how would you react if I were to show up and read your posts, not only on this thread but on this forum? Would you have the grace to blush and stammer out something akin to contrition? Or would you get angry and try to redirect like a young teenager? Who is the hack? Who is the imposter?[quote]
Imposter is a perfect way to put it.
Tom you used to contribute a lot to the forum. Your posts here and most other threads are filled with anger. It is you doing the judging, not Deflave.
[quote=BillyGoatGruff][quote=Tom264]All this joking about God will come back to haunt you one day. Maybe not in this life but I can assure you in the next. You will meet an angry God. You seriously need to take life and the afterlife more seriously.
Originally Posted by Tom264
Deflave is a disengenous hack using religion (or the mockery of) in this case as a joke. Am I mad? No but i think it’s a pathetic topic to use as a joke. Let’s see last year he was drunk in a rehab place (lie) This year he finds religion.....another lie When you guys gonna realize this fool is making you guys look like a fool along with him? I ain’t falling for it.....i know mockery when I see it.
I don't know if you are protestant or catholic. Or what denomination if the former. Most I'm familiar with have bible studies midweek (usually) for men to congregate and share. If you are of a denomination that reads and studies the bible, and you have bible studies or prayer groups, how would you react if I were to show up and read your posts, not only on this thread but on this forum? Would you have the grace to blush and stammer out something akin to contrition? Or would you get angry and try to redirect like a young teenager? Who is the hack? Who is the imposter?
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Imposter is a perfect way to put it.
Tom you used to contribute a lot to the forum. Your posts here and most other threads are filled with anger. It is you doing the judging, not Deflave.
So you believe he found religion? He’s not fooling anybody?
[quote=BillyGoatGruff][quote=Tom264]All this joking about God will come back to haunt you one day. Maybe not in this life but I can assure you in the next. You will meet an angry God. You seriously need to take life and the afterlife more seriously.
Originally Posted by Tom264
Deflave is a disengenous hack using religion (or the mockery of) in this case as a joke. Am I mad? No but i think it’s a pathetic topic to use as a joke. Let’s see last year he was drunk in a rehab place (lie) This year he finds religion.....another lie When you guys gonna realize this fool is making you guys look like a fool along with him? I ain’t falling for it.....i know mockery when I see it.
I don't know if you are protestant or catholic. Or what denomination if the former. Most I'm familiar with have bible studies midweek (usually) for men to congregate and share. If you are of a denomination that reads and studies the bible, and you have bible studies or prayer groups, how would you react if I were to show up and read your posts, not only on this thread but on this forum? Would you have the grace to blush and stammer out something akin to contrition? Or would you get angry and try to redirect like a young teenager? Who is the hack? Who is the imposter?
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Imposter is a perfect way to put it.
Tom you used to contribute a lot to the forum. Your posts here and most other threads are filled with anger. It is you doing the judging, not Deflave.
So you believe he found religion? He’s not fooling anybody?
I didn’t say that I do or do not believe he has been saved. I believe and I’m not to judge others that do or do not. It is for God to sort out. Not I.
I follow this thread to gain communion with my newfound brother 'Flave.
But Elkhunter continues to insert photographs which take me straight back to the hell of my adolescence which consisted of manually extracting the milk of eight or ten holstein cows every night and morning. Oh the humanity!
A couple of the pics more resembled jerseys. I do appreciate those.
Idaho Shooter, as a fellow Ida-homie I too am following this in my quest for redemption, but fear that Elkhunter will read the posting about assless chaps and insert photos of women wearing them in an attempt to lure people toward his evil ways!
[quote=BillyGoatGruff][quote=Tom264]All this joking about God will come back to haunt you one day. Maybe not in this life but I can assure you in the next. You will meet an angry God. You seriously need to take life and the afterlife more seriously.
Originally Posted by Tom264
Deflave is a disengenous hack using religion (or the mockery of) in this case as a joke. Am I mad? No but i think it’s a pathetic topic to use as a joke. Let’s see last year he was drunk in a rehab place (lie) This year he finds religion.....another lie When you guys gonna realize this fool is making you guys look like a fool along with him? I ain’t falling for it.....i know mockery when I see it.
I don't know if you are protestant or catholic. Or what denomination if the former. Most I'm familiar with have bible studies midweek (usually) for men to congregate and share. If you are of a denomination that reads and studies the bible, and you have bible studies or prayer groups, how would you react if I were to show up and read your posts, not only on this thread but on this forum? Would you have the grace to blush and stammer out something akin to contrition? Or would you get angry and try to redirect like a young teenager? Who is the hack? Who is the imposter?
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Imposter is a perfect way to put it.
Tom you used to contribute a lot to the forum. Your posts here and most other threads are filled with anger. It is you doing the judging, not Deflave.
So you believe he found religion? He’s not fooling anybody?
I didn’t say that I do or do not believe he has been saved. I believe and I’m not to judge others that do or do not. It is for God to sort out. Not I.
tzone, I think you're a good guy, FWIW, but I have to agree with Tom on this one. Fraud's are pretty easy to spot......watch what they do, not what they say.
Matthew 7:6 (NKJV)
6 “Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces.
Reverend Flave, I'm not a spiritual person, however I know and respect some that are. I was going to request that they pray for you. I now believe that you have found your soul. I feel that others would benefit their prayers more. I will request that they pray for Tom264 and JGRaider, their hateful words contradict the scripture they are so ready to quote. They seem angry.
Reverend Flave, I'm not a spiritual person, however I know and respect some that are. I was going to request that they pray for you. I now believe that you have found your soul. I feel that others would benefit their prayers more. I will request that they pray for Tom264 and JGRaider, their hateful words contradict the scripture they are so ready to quote. They seem angry.
Hey Guys, leave him alone. He's found the courage to repent and ask forgiveness. And he's done it publicly and out in the open. THAT is a mark of a man with courage and integrity.
For those that still wish to drag him and others down to a level of baseness that should be beneath us all, I would just point out that Travis is doing the right thing and you are not, so if you must act like 7th graders in a slum school, do it with someone other then him.
I will admit, I have not found the time to read every post for 27 pages, but I saw enough of them to feel I should post my comment in his defense.
Brother Flave, that one may be fast but I'm afraid it lacks soul. A man such as yourself should only consider bikes that will elevate your being. Soulless bikes will only take you down the wrong path....
I follow this thread to gain communion with my newfound brother 'Flave.
But Elkhunter continues to insert photographs which take me straight back to the hell of my adolescence which consisted of manually extracting the milk of eight or ten holstein cows every night and morning. Oh the humanity!
A couple of the pics more resembled jerseys. I do appreciate those.
Idaho Shooter, as a fellow Ida-homie I too am following this in my quest for redemption, but fear that Elkhunter will read the posting about assless chaps and insert photos of women wearing them in an attempt to lure people toward his evil ways!
I won’t hide my eyes from a woman’s form.....god created beauty for many of us. Some beauty must be found from within and explored only in the dark.....😎
The defendants terrorized this young victim by assaulting her hundreds of times over seven years,” said Attorney General Josh Shapiro. “My Office will listen to survivors and prosecute anyone who sexually abuses children to the fullest extent of the law we are able—no matter how much time has passed. I’m grateful for the work of my agents to bring these predators to justice and prevent them from harming anyone else.”[/quote]
This is the same Josh Shapiro who worked out a no jail time slap on the wrist for Beford County DA Bill Higgins.
The police had evidence, including body wire recordings, to support claims that Higgins had reduced or dropped charges on offenders in exchange for sexual favors.
Mostly drug charges, those who refused his offers were given extraordinarily stiff penalties. He even worked out deals for women to get charges dropped for other people.
He was given a deal that caused him to temporarily lose his law license, and resign.
A lot of christian s acting unchristian like.......
They are blinded by hate.
And I have done nothing wrong.
I worry and pray about all my brothers...Especially Brother Elkhntrnm. Since returning from his mission of love to help find Brother Flave. He has become overly quiet and reserved turning his thoughts deep inside himself and only using pictures to relay his feelings to us.
Many of the brothers bared witness to this from the self flogging he is heard doing to himself twice, sometimes three times each day....The moans from his mouth as he flogs himself penetrate the walls of our conclave.
He is repentant before his brothers for his weakness...He is now whole again 😎
A lot of christian s acting unchristian like.......
They are blinded by hate.
And I have done nothing wrong.
I worry and pray about all my brothers...Especially Brother Elkhntrnm. Since returning from his mission of love to help find Brother Flave. He has become overly quiet and reserved turning his thoughts deep inside himself and only using pictures to relay his feelings to us.
Many of the brothers bared witness to this from the self flogging he is heard doing to himself twice, sometimes three times each day....The moans from his mouth as he flogs himself penetrate the walls of our conclave.
He is repentant before his brothers for his weakness...He is now whole again 😎
I follow this thread to gain communion with my newfound brother 'Flave.
But Elkhunter continues to insert photographs which take me straight back to the hell of my adolescence which consisted of manually extracting the milk of eight or ten holstein cows every night and morning. Oh the humanity!
A couple of the pics more resembled jerseys. I do appreciate those.
Idaho Shooter, as a fellow Ida-homie I too am following this in my quest for redemption, but fear that Elkhunter will read the posting about assless chaps and insert photos of women wearing them in an attempt to lure people toward his evil ways!
"British Officer Fitness Reports The British Military writes EPRs which are officer fitness reports.
The form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206. The following are actual excerpts taken from people's "206s"....
His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity. I would not breed from this Officer. This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't-be. When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there. He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction. He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle. Technically sound, but socially impossible. This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope - always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere. This young lady has delusions of adequacy. When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny; since then he has aged considerably. Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig. She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age. This Officer should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better. In my opinion this pilot should not be authorized to fly below 250 feet. This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. The only ship I would recommend this man for is citizenship. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap. Source: "Jackspeak: The Pusser's Rum Guid to Royal Navy Slanguage" by Rick Jolly, 1989."
I for one believe him. This picture reveals some truths and Travis coming.....the light, the Lord taught him to fish, and I cant be sure..I cant see his feet, but I believe he walks on water....
I for one believe him. This picture reveals some truths and Travis coming.....the light, the Lord taught him to fish, and I cant be sure..I cant see his feet, but I believe he walks on water....
...uhhh..that fish appears to be levitating...I see no string..
Um a really sceert nah.
Surely, the Lords spirit and contenance is upon him.
I for one believe him. This picture reveals some truths and Travis coming.....the light, the Lord taught him to fish, and I cant be sure..I cant see his feet, but I believe he walks on water....
Let me field this one question. We have church on Sunday because it is considered the day of the week on which Jesus had risen from the dead and on which the Holy Spirit had come to the apostles during Shavuot, the Feast of Weeks which we now call the Day of Pentecost. .
Those who say you must keep the sabbath in accordance with the Ten Commandments do not understand that the Ten Commandments were fulfilled, with the rest of the Judaic law, in Christs sacrifice on the cross. Part of the last words Christ spoke on the cross, "It is finished." In that the New Testement says, " Do not forsake assembly." Hebrews 10:25. It does not say what day that assembly should be, nor how often. It just as well could be Wednesday as Sunday. Sunday is just the traditional day formed by what I said.
I thought church was on Sunday because of Genesis. We all work Monday through Saturday creating the world and take Sunday off to enjoy the fruits of our labors. The only person who has to work on Sunday’s is the preacher because he doesn’t really work the rest of the week. If he’d get a regular job we could all take Sunday off.
My wife and I just had a disagreement. She asked if I found a part time job yet and I explained that I had. She asked me what it was. I explained I would be a deacon at my church and as a result I would be a man of god.
She asked what it paid which I thought was a sinful question. She is upset now.
I also told her about the membership fee they require so we can worship. She was not aware and now she's saying she will NOT pay the fees. She told me she is "Putting her foot down"
I explained I am the man of the house but she will not speak to me.
I thought church was on Sunday because of Genesis. We all work Monday through Saturday creating the world and take Sunday off to enjoy the fruits of our labors. The only person who has to work on Sunday’s is the preacher because he doesn’t really work the rest of the week. If he’d get a regular job we could all take Sunday off.
I do not know.
I believe deacons have to attend training. I can answer afterward.
That’s a good one too. Have you tried any of the other brands mentioned?
Originally Posted by Tom264
Galatians 6:7 deflave...
Tom, do you have specs on the Galatians—sounds like a European brand? What bullet do you use with a twist that fast? How heavy is the the deflave contour? I’m guessing it’s like a heavy Palma.
I thought church was on Sunday because of Genesis. We all work Monday through Saturday creating the world and take Sunday off to enjoy the fruits of our labors. The only person who has to work on Sunday’s is the preacher because he doesn’t really work the rest of the week. If he’d get a regular job we could all take Sunday off.
The first day of creation is Sunday traditionally. But to say we are correct would be stretching things a bit. The count would be off, not that it matters. .
My wife and I just had a disagreement. She asked if I found a part time job yet and I explained that I had. She asked me what it was. I explained I would be a deacon at my church and as a result I would be a man of god.
She asked what it paid which I thought was a sinful question. She is upset now.
I also told her about the membership fee they require so we can worship. She was not aware and now she's saying she will NOT pay the fees. She told me she is "Putting her foot down"
I explained I am the man of the house but she will not speak to me.
My wife and I just had a disagreement. She asked if I found a part time job yet and I explained that I had. She asked me what it was. I explained I would be a deacon at my church and as a result I would be a man of god.
She asked what it paid which I thought was a sinful question. She is upset now.
I also told her about the membership fee they require so we can worship. She was not aware and now she's saying she will NOT pay the fees. She told me she is "Putting her foot down"
I explained I am the man of the house but she will not speak to me.
I admit, I wondered if it was a scam, but the number of times he stated "I have done nothing wrong" convinced me he is for real this time.
If he says it over and over, it must be true.
everybody knows that.
If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor. If you like your plan, you can keep your plan. ...no one is trying to take away your guns....it just "common sense" scam control.
You only want to fight. You only disparage. It is sin.
So, your a cabbage eater?
What does this imply?
More hurtful words???
Rick is not reading his reports.
Cabbage Eater is common slang for Seventh Day Adventists who are vegetarians, Saturday is their Sabbath.
Uh? Since when?
Sister Ellen White proposed a vegetarian diet as a health choice. In no way is it mandated by the church! Many, many SDA are hunters or cattlemen, and consumers of much animal protein, of the clean variety as taught in scripture.
Brother Flave, I have to disagree with you regarding brother Ken, I see it as as he is sharing Gods beautiful creations.....
Here in the back woods of Montana we see very few prime specimens..... you in south Floriduh on the other hand see such beauty daily...... Ken is simply sharing... very brotherly like...
It is sad to watch Deflave try and love all his brothers, only to be rejected by many........
I would not blame him if he returns to his old, wicked ways
Say it isn’t so Brother Fubar....I like you have suffered greatly in effort to help Brother Flave find peace. Sadly, Digital Dan’s witch doctor hexed me because of our god, and now I walk like a Rooster awaking early each morning to crow at the sun...
KFC restaurants cause me moments of PTSD where I pluck at feathers that are not really there.
Warning to all my brothers-Digital Dan is evil and should be avoided at all costs....Bruuck-brrrukkk, bruk...😎
Apologies for the late reply. You bear a heavy burden through this process, and I was less than supportive in my delay.
All things of great worth must feed your soul, so by extension, they have soul of their own. Honda is born from steel and congestion by the Imperial Japanese. Ducati is born from lovers of pasta, wine, and beautiful women. Choose how you feed your soul carefully, 'Flave.
Apologies for the late reply. You bear a heavy burden through this process, and I was less than supportive in my delay.
All things of great worth must feed your soul, so by extension, they have soul of their own. Honda is born from steel and congestion by the Imperial Japanese. Ducati is born from lovers of pasta, wine, and beautiful women. Choose how you feed your soul carefully, 'Flave.
SockPuppet,
This is good information.
What about the european's east of Italy? All the asian bikes are bad? My friend Leighton will be bothered by this.
I just need advice. The motorcycle must be very fast.
Apologies for the late reply. You bear a heavy burden through this process, and I was less than supportive in my delay.
All things of great worth must feed your soul, so by extension, they have soul of their own. Honda is born from steel and congestion by the Imperial Japanese. Ducati is born from lovers of pasta, wine, and beautiful women. Choose how you feed your soul carefully, 'Flave.
SockPuppet,
This is good information.
What about the european's east of Italy? All the asian bikes are bad? My friend Leighton will be bothered by this.
I just need advice. The motorcycle must be very fast.
I suggest you not shelter your friend from the truth. The acute, momentary pain of learning it from a brother is less hurtful than realizing it after years of fruitless searching on a substandard motorbike.
I cannot answer your questions about all Asian bikes, but I suspect it to be true.
You may consider a Ural, but please know they have a very slow soul.
back in the stone age when i had bikes, the fastest ones were the big two strokes. as far as four strokes went, you couldn't beat a kawasaki 900 crotch rockets are be design, very fast but also unstable. down here in florida, drivers pay no heed to bikes and run them over with regularity going super fast will get you into heaven way before the rest of us me, i'd get a trike
If the world was created as the Big Bang theory suggest it likely happened after 2:30 am Saturday night which would make it Sunday morning....statistically most banging takes place at that hour so Sunday morning is the creation day
When I was in North Florida closing Mervyns stores it sure was nice. Atlantic Coast seemed much nicer than the gulf Coast to me.
i used to love mervyns
It was a Great Company at one time before Dayton Hudsons bought them out. I started working for them in 85' while in College and then went on to climb the corporate ladder eventually becoming Target Corporation. I have a nice pension coming from them when I retire in 20 years because of my hire date.
You only want to fight. You only disparage. It is sin.
Im praying for you and your family, Travis. Yeah, especially your family. God bless them for sure. I pray you see the light, well, for many more years anyway and even get saved too.
You only want to fight. You only disparage. It is sin.
Im praying for you and your family, Travis. Yeah, especially your family. God bless them for sure. I pray you see the light, well, for many more years anyway and even get saved too.
You only want to fight. You only disparage. It is sin.
Im praying for you and your family, Travis. Yeah, especially your family. God bless them for sure. I pray you see the light, well, for many more years anyway and even get saved too.
Now I am not saved?
Only your god can save?
This is hurtful.
He gets angry at children about a sliver of their finger touching his ice cream cone. He’s not a brother.
Sure your god probably can save -what, i dont know.
However, the God can give everlasting life. The God can give everlasting life. Yes, we all know you arent worth it, but He loves you. Yes, i know that is more unbelievable than the thought of forgiveness and everlasting life.
Yep, probably impossible for you. You have to forgive others as He would have to forgive you. Yeah, youre probably SOL with The God cause you have to forgive to be forgiven. Bummer, huh?
Sure your god probably can save -what, i dont know.
However, the God can give everlasting life. The God can give everlasting life. Yes, we all know you arent worth it, but He loves you. Yes, i know that is more unbelievable than the thought of forgiveness and everlasting life.
Yep, probably impossible for you. You have to forgive others as He would have to forgive you. Yeah, youre probably SOL with The God cause you have to forgive to be forgiven. Bummer, huh?
More hurtful words.
And why?
I have done nothing wrong to you. You are like Bristoe and Fireballz.
You only want to fight. You only disparage. It is sin.
Im praying for you and your family, Travis. Yeah, especially your family. God bless them for sure. I pray you see the light, well, for many more years anyway and even get saved too.
Now I am not saved?
Only your god can save?
This is hurtful.
He gets angry at children about a sliver of their finger touching his ice cream cone. He’s not a brother.
No anger. I let him have it. I paid fer clean. I would love to finger yer food and give it some flavor for free if you wish however.
Sure your god probably can save -what, i dont know.
However, the God can give everlasting life. The God can give everlasting life. Yes, we all know you arent worth it, but He loves you. Yes, i know that is more unbelievable than the thought of forgiveness and everlasting life.
Yep, probably impossible for you. You have to forgive others as He would have to forgive you. Yeah, youre probably SOL with The God cause you have to forgive to be forgiven. Bummer, huh?
You really are miserable. Thoughts and prayers......
You only want to fight. You only disparage. It is sin.
Im praying for you and your family, Travis. Yeah, especially your family. God bless them for sure. I pray you see the light, well, for many more years anyway and even get saved too.
Now I am not saved?
Only your god can save?
This is hurtful.
He gets angry at children about a sliver of their finger touching his ice cream cone. He’s not a brother.
No anger. I let him have it. I paid fer clean. I would love to finger yer food and give it some flavor for free if you wish however.
Sure your god probably can save -what, i dont know.
However, the God can give everlasting life. The God can give everlasting life. Yes, we all know you arent worth it, but He loves you. Yes, i know that is more unbelievable than the thought of forgiveness and everlasting life.
Yep, probably impossible for you. You have to forgive others as He would have to forgive you. Yeah, youre probably SOL with The God cause you have to forgive to be forgiven. Bummer, huh?
More hurtful words.
And why?
I have done nothing wrong to you. You are like Bristoe and Fireballz.
Travis
I must tell the truth. See, i said you were sol because you cant forgive. Thats on you, not me.
We still have to do the lambs blood bath thing? I really like Bizy Dizy Baby Bubble Bath a lot better. The bubbles are bigger and they don't stink like lambs blood.
You only want to fight. You only disparage. It is sin.
Im praying for you and your family, Travis. Yeah, especially your family. God bless them for sure. I pray you see the light, well, for many more years anyway and even get saved too.
Now I am not saved?
Only your god can save?
This is hurtful.
I have found this thread to be life changing, but I continue to search for spiritual answers.
When I was a doubter, I (wrongfully) accused brother Flave of anti-Semitism. He showed me the truth and my eyes were opened. I thus pledged to convert from Judaism to the religion Flave adheres to. The problem is that as with all worthy religions, there are more questions than overt answers. Primary among the questions is the identity of Flave's religion and, of course, the G-d that he prays to. All we really now is that his Sabbath is not Sunday. But since he also said that his house of worship is a church that has deacons, I knew that Judaism has been eliminated.
Because I'm in Jerusalem, I used the opportunity to visit the holiest site in Judaism, the Wailing Wall, and I said my goodbye to Judaism.
Also, because his Sabbath is not on Sunday, I walked over to the holiest site in Christianity, the Golgotha, to enter the Church of the Holy Sepulchre, where Christ was entombed. For those not familiar with Jerusalem, the Christian holy site is just a few hundred yards from the Jewish and Muslim holy sites, so it was not a hard journey to make. Though I have never been Christian, I felt the need to at least say goodbye as I searched for my new faith. Unfortunately, it is nighttime in Israel and the Christian holy sites are closed at night. Who knew?
I then began wandering through the old city, looking for answers. If Flave is not Christian, nor Jew, could he be Muslim? I don't know a lot about Islam, but I know that their Sabbath is not Sunday, so I then doubled back to try to get to the Dome of the rock and Al Aqsa mosque, which just happen be down the alley from the Church of the Holy Sepulchre. Alas, because I was still a Jew at this point, the Waqf guards refused to allow me through the entryway into the Temple Mount. This was as close as I could get.
I did have the opportunity to ask the very pleasant Waqf guard a few questions about Islam. I asked if there are deacons in Muslim churches. He seemed to be offended by this question and yelled at me in Arabic. I don't speak much Arabic, but I know that Flave has used the phrase "GFY" in the past, and perhaps that was a clue to whether he is a Muslim. So I told the Waqf guard "GFY", hoping it would gain me entrance to my new religion's holy site. Instead, the guard called over to an Israeli policeman and apparently told him to physically remove me, which is what happened.
I am not aware of any other religious sites in this city, so tomorrow I may head to Haifa, where the world headquarters of the Baha'i faith is located. If this does not provide me with answers, I may have to leave Israel early and head to explore eastern faiths in eastern Asia.
Part of me believes that the search for answers is the core of Flave's faith, and only through a continued journey of exploration will I, one day, understand what has transformed Flave and undergo a similar transformation.
Until then, I remain, as always, your brother. Unless you're a Jew. Then GFY.
We still have to do the lambs blood bath thing? I really like Bizy Dizy Baby Bubble Bath a lot better. The bubbles are bigger and they don't stink like lambs blood.
We still have to do the lambs blood bath thing? I really like Bizy Dizy Baby Bubble Bath a lot better. The bubbles are bigger and they don't stink like lambs blood.
There are no lambs in this area.
It is very urban.
Not possible.
Try arby's, they serve lamb. So do Greek restaurants.
Edit: GOOD NEWS! I just checked, there are arby's all over Florida!
You only want to fight. You only disparage. It is sin.
Im praying for you and your family, Travis. Yeah, especially your family. God bless them for sure. I pray you see the light, well, for many more years anyway and even get saved too.
Now I am not saved?
Only your god can save?
This is hurtful.
I have found this thread to be life changing, but I continue to search for spiritual answers.
When I was a doubter, I (wrongfully) accused brother Flave of anti-Semitism. He showed me the truth and my eyes were opened. I thus pledged to convert from Judaism to the religion Flave adheres to. The problem is that as with all worthy religions, there are more questions than overt answers. Primary among the questions is the identity of Flave's religion and, of course, the G-d that he prays to. All we really now is that his Sabbath is not Sunday. But since he also said that his house of worship is a church that has deacons, I knew that Judaism has been eliminated.
Because I'm in Jerusalem, I used the opportunity to visit the holiest site in Judaism, the Wailing Wall, and I said my goodbye to Judaism.
Also, because his Sabbath is not on Sunday, I walked over to the holiest site in Christianity, the Golgotha, to enter the Church of the Holy Sepulchre, where Christ was entombed. For those not familiar with Jerusalem, the Christian holy site is just a few hundred yards from the Jewish and Muslim holy sites, so it was not a hard journey to make. Though I have never been Christian, I felt the need to at least say goodbye as I searched for my new faith. Unfortunately, it is nighttime in Israel and the Christian holy sites are closed at night. Who knew?
I then began wandering through the old city, looking for answers. If Flave is not Christian, nor Jew, could he be Muslim? I don't know a lot about Islam, but I know that their Sabbath is not Sunday, so I then doubled back to try to get to the Dome of the rock and Al Aqsa mosque, which just happen be down the alley from the Church of the Holy Sepulchre. Alas, because I was still a Jew at this point, the Waqf guards refused to allow me through the entryway into the Temple Mount. This was as close as I could get.
I did have the opportunity to ask the very pleasant Waqf guard a few questions about Islam. I asked if there are deacons in Muslim churches. He seemed to be offended by this question and yelled at me in Arabic. I don't speak much Arabic, but I know that Flave has used the phrase "GFY" in the past, and perhaps that was a clue to whether he is a Muslim. So I told the Waqf guard "GFY", hoping it would gain me entrance to my new religion's holy site. Instead, the guard called over to an Israeli policeman and apparently told him to physically remove me, which is what happened.
I am not aware of any other religious sites in this city, so tomorrow I may head to Haifa, where the world headquarters of the Baha'i faith is located. If this does not provide me with answers, I may have to leave Israel early and head to explore eastern faiths in eastern Asia.
Part of me believes that the search for answers is the core of Flave's faith, and only through a continued journey of exploration will I, one day, understand what has transformed Flave and undergo a similar transformation.
Until then, I remain, as always, your brother. Unless you're a Jew. Then GFY.
Remsen is a man of deep thoughts and spiritual enlightenment. He’s a truest believer in mankind’s ability to change for the betterment of oneself, relationship with others and exploration of religious self awareness...And, he’s dangerous as all f-uck with a firearm.
Welcome Brother Remsen! Your guidance and leadership is always desired and needed in a world of darkness.
Question: Can I expense the dry cleaning for my cassock? The dry cleaners wants to double charge me for cleaning out my human soil. 😎
We still have to do the lambs blood bath thing? I really like Bizy Dizy Baby Bubble Bath a lot better. The bubbles are bigger and they don't stink like lambs blood.
There are no lambs in this area.
It is very urban.
Not possible.
Try arby's, they serve lamb. So do Greek restaurants.
Edit: GOOD NEWS! I just checked, there are arby's all over Florida!
It’s called a HEROsandwich. Get some Culture there in Ohio! Or at the very least a pretty cousin....
If is not my wish to pester you but two questions if I may:
1.) Why are the people at the wall wailing? 2.) Does your nose not prevent you from standing that close to the wall? How is this accomplished?
Travis
Brother Travis, I am always happy to try to answer questions from a learned man. As for your first question, I also wondered about that. Having grown up among the Jews, I knew that they tend to complain about everything, so I assumed it was just a given that any wall they are near will include wailing. But earlier today, I was at that wall. Since I had not yet renounced Judaism, I agreed to engage in the religious act known as "wrapping teffilin". As you will see from the picture of what they did to me, it appears to be a type of bondage with leather bindings. Though I was smiling for the camera, I assure you that inside I was wailing.
As for the second question, the Jews, clever as always, seemed to anticipate the nose problem. If you look closely at the image I posted earlier, the stone blocks that make up the wall have many recesses in them, all of them apparently sized to fit the Jewish nose. They also stick little tissues into those recesses so you can blow your nose as you worship.
You only want to fight. You only disparage. It is sin.
Im praying for you and your family, Travis. Yeah, especially your family. God bless them for sure. I pray you see the light, well, for many more years anyway and even get saved too.
Now I am not saved?
Only your god can save?
This is hurtful.
I have found this thread to be life changing, but I continue to search for spiritual answers.
When I was a doubter, I (wrongfully) accused brother Flave of anti-Semitism. He showed me the truth and my eyes were opened. I thus pledged to convert from Judaism to the religion Flave adheres to. The problem is that as with all worthy religions, there are more questions than overt answers. Primary among the questions is the identity of Flave's religion and, of course, the G-d that he prays to. All we really now is that his Sabbath is not Sunday. But since he also said that his house of worship is a church that has deacons, I knew that Judaism has been eliminated.
Because I'm in Jerusalem, I used the opportunity to visit the holiest site in Judaism, the Wailing Wall, and I said my goodbye to Judaism.
Also, because his Sabbath is not on Sunday, I walked over to the holiest site in Christianity, the Golgotha, to enter the Church of the Holy Sepulchre, where Christ was entombed. For those not familiar with Jerusalem, the Christian holy site is just a few hundred yards from the Jewish and Muslim holy sites, so it was not a hard journey to make. Though I have never been Christian, I felt the need to at least say goodbye as I searched for my new faith. Unfortunately, it is nighttime in Israel and the Christian holy sites are closed at night. Who knew?
I then began wandering through the old city, looking for answers. If Flave is not Christian, nor Jew, could he be Muslim? I don't know a lot about Islam, but I know that their Sabbath is not Sunday, so I then doubled back to try to get to the Dome of the rock and Al Aqsa mosque, which just happen be down the alley from the Church of the Holy Sepulchre. Alas, because I was still a Jew at this point, the Waqf guards refused to allow me through the entryway into the Temple Mount. This was as close as I could get.
I did have the opportunity to ask the very pleasant Waqf guard a few questions about Islam. I asked if there are deacons in Muslim churches. He seemed to be offended by this question and yelled at me in Arabic. I don't speak much Arabic, but I know that Flave has used the phrase "GFY" in the past, and perhaps that was a clue to whether he is a Muslim. So I told the Waqf guard "GFY", hoping it would gain me entrance to my new religion's holy site. Instead, the guard called over to an Israeli policeman and apparently told him to physically remove me, which is what happened.
I am not aware of any other religious sites in this city, so tomorrow I may head to Haifa, where the world headquarters of the Baha'i faith is located. If this does not provide me with answers, I may have to leave Israel early and head to explore eastern faiths in eastern Asia.
Part of me believes that the search for answers is the core of Flave's faith, and only through a continued journey of exploration will I, one day, understand what has transformed Flave and undergo a similar transformation.
Until then, I remain, as always, your brother. Unless you're a Jew. Then GFY.
Remsen is a man of deep thoughts and spiritual enlightenment. He’s a truest believer in mankind’s ability to change for the betterment of oneself, relationship with others and exploration of religious self awareness...And, he’s dangerous as all f-uck with a firearm.
Welcome Brother Remsen! Your guidance and leadership is always desired and needed in a world of darkness.
Question: Can I expense the dry cleaning for my cassock? The dry cleaners wants to double charge me for cleaning out my human soil. 😎
Thank you for the warm welcome, brother Beaver. While the expensing of dry cleaning is usually not an allowed deduction, I still have some pull with the ZOG and can arrange for you to receive a waiver.
I thank you for these pictures and the tutorial on being not gentile.
Throughout my life I have often times needed to borrow money to get through the week. As a result, I have had very few Jewish friends.
One last question if I may:
1.) What model of Go-Pro are you wearing?
I would like one for some upcoming events at my church.
Travis
My good brother, I wish I could answer your question. I examined it and saw no lens. It was simply a black box that they affixed to my forehead. I took that to be an allegory for the Jewish faith...empty promises. And worse, when I was leaving, they chased after me and demanded that I return their bondage equipment.
Thank goodness you have rescued me from these people.
You only want to fight. You only disparage. It is sin.
So, your a cabbage eater?
What does this imply?
More hurtful words???
Rick is not reading his reports.
Cabbage Eater is common slang for Seventh Day Adventists who are vegetarians, Saturday is their Sabbath.
Uh? Since when?
Sister Ellen White proposed a vegetarian diet as a health choice. In no way is it mandated by the church! Many, many SDA are hunters or cattlemen, and consumers of much animal protein, of the clean variety as taught in scripture.
Untrue words are not conducive to Brotherhood.
Since I was a child and lived among them, as a young man worked with and for some. Not 100% but 99% didn't eat meat some absolutely no animal products including eggs or milk, cheese or coffee. Loma Linda was the only post office open on Sunday and closed on Saturday there was zero meat for sale there in a cafe or store. You could buy a vegeburger or a candy bar, but absolutely no meat I even had my JR High boys counselor ask me once if I was a Cabbage Eater because of where I lived, and maybe because my family was religious but not SDA I don't recall why, just that he asked me that.
I have a neighbor that is SDA goes to church every Saturday morning, he eats at McDonald's but here isn't Loma Linda 50-60 years ago.
the sick part of this thread is me reading it. I know he will fall off the wagon at 12/01a.m. april 1st. the problem is waiting for it. should i use florida time, or arizona time? Wait for it.
Since I was a child and lived among them, as a young man worked with and for some. Not 100% but 99% didn't eat meat some absolutely no animal products including eggs or milk, cheese or coffee. Loma Linda was the only post office open on Sunday and closed on Saturday there was zero meat for sale there in a cafe or store. You could buy a vegeburger or a candy bar, but absolutely no meat I even had my JR High boys counselor ask me once if I was a Cabbage Eater because of where I lived, and maybe because my family was religious but not SDA I don't recall why, just that he asked me that.
the sick part of this thread is me reading it. I know he will fall off the wagon at 12/01a.m. april 1st. the problem is waiting for it. should i use florida time, or arizona time? Wait for it.
I hope the announcement comes from the treehouse. The official clock should be Havre time. Is that Pacific or Mountain?
the sick part of this thread is me reading it. I know he will fall off the wagon at 12/01a.m. april 1st. the problem is waiting for it. should i use florida time, or arizona time? Wait for it.
Sure your god probably can save -what, i dont know.
However, the God can give everlasting life. The God can give everlasting life. Yes, we all know you arent worth it, but He loves you. Yes, i know that is more unbelievable than the thought of forgiveness and everlasting life.
Yep, probably impossible for you. You have to forgive others as He would have to forgive you. Yeah, youre probably SOL with The God cause you have to forgive to be forgiven. Bummer, huh?
More hurtful words.
And why?
I have done nothing wrong to you. You are like Bristoe and Fireballz.
Travis
Pastor 'Flave, Jaguartx wants others to believe his interperation of "God's" word is the only correct interperation.
When others question this he derides them.
Sadly, he has done the same to me by calling me a dog when I've asked him for proof of his claims.
I believe having this in common with you makes us brothers.
The sexually deprived are generally the most vulgar.
Patiently waiting for 30 year old safari pics.
Or that weird snake in the cave image...
No pun intended.
Sam,
I have put that individual on ignore.
He cannot converse.
He can only post pornography.
I am done.
Whoops some idiot copied and answered the wrong post, but he isn't gonna fix it now
It is a religious thing with Seventh Day Adventists and pork is worse than beef. I recall as a boy a SDA kid being mad and me and wanted to call me a bad name so he stuttered a couple of times and then called me a "swine" I LMAO...it is still funny to me.
They are good people but like all Christian religions when man goes to fugging with it can get weird out there ideas.
It is a religious thing with Seventh Day Adventists and pork is worse than beef. I recall as a boy a SDA kid being mad and me and wanted to call me a bad name so he stuttered a couple of times and then called me a "swine" I LMAO...it is still funny to me.
They are good people but like all Christian religions when man goes to fugging with it get weird out there ideas.
I was always taught that the world was made on the first six days and then he/she took a break on the seventh day.
Yes, that is why the Jewish sabbath in on Saturday. Actually it begins Friday at sundown.
I always thought it was God's Sabbath, being he made it long before Jews existed.
Same way with the Seventh Day Adventists their Sabbath begins Friday at sundown., I have had them not any talk business or eveen about selling personal item on Saturday
It is a religious thing with Seventh Day Adventists and pork is worse than beef. I recall as a boy a SDA kid being mad and me and wanted to call me a bad name so he stuttered a couple of times and then called me a "swine" I LMAO...it is still funny to me.
They are good people but like all Christian religions when man goes to fugging with it get weird out there ideas.
700LH,
Perhaps JGRaider is part of this group?
He says the same things to me?
I do not understand.
Please don't let this bother you my brother, sometimes it is better maybe even healthier to not understand and just let it go. they have to live with that anger and hate not you
It is a religious thing with Seventh Day Adventists and pork is worse than beef. I recall as a boy a SDA kid being mad and me and wanted to call me a bad name so he stuttered a couple of times and then called me a "swine" I LMAO...it is still funny to me.
They are good people but like all Christian religions when man goes to fugging with it get weird out there ideas.
700LH,
Perhaps JGRaider is part of this group?
He says the same things to me?
I do not understand.
Please don't let this bother you my brother, sometimes it is better maybe even healthier to not understand and just let it go. they have to live with that anger and hate not you
Now perhaps elkhunter will understand what problems his addiction can cause:
Originally Posted by Fireball2
I had a drop dead gorgeous young gal think I was pretty hot when I was 40. 53 now and had a 24 year old hit on me a month ago. Sounds conceited but just stating the facts. I look young for my age I guess. I don't even think I'm attractive honestly. Funny how someone sees something we don't see or we think we're a certain way and other people don't see us that way or whatever. It's all just part of the human condition. Like the ugly guy that has all the confidence in the world and gets all the ladies.
Most of our problems are between our ears!
This man is married and pursues adultery. His kind do not police their own.
the sick part of this thread is me reading it. I know he will fall off the wagon at 12/01a.m. april 1st. the problem is waiting for it. should i use florida time, or arizona time? Wait for it.
Yes, Thailand lady bois are his weakness. We’ve all been there, brother.
the sick part of this thread is me reading it. I know he will fall off the wagon at 12/01a.m. april 1st. the problem is waiting for it. should i use florida time, or arizona time? Wait for it.
Yes, Thailand lady bois are his weakness. We’ve all been there, brother.
Now perhaps elkhunter will understand what problems his addiction can cause:
Originally Posted by Fireball2
I had a drop dead gorgeous young gal think I was pretty hot when I was 40. 53 now and had a 24 year old hit on me a month ago. Sounds conceited but just stating the facts. I look young for my age I guess. I don't even think I'm attractive honestly. Funny how someone sees something we don't see or we think we're a certain way and other people don't see us that way or whatever. It's all just part of the human condition. Like the ugly guy that has all the confidence in the world and gets all the ladies.
Most of our problems are between our ears!
This man is married and pursues adultery. His kind do not police their own.
This is sin.
Roy thinks too much of men and their urine as well.
the sick part of this thread is me reading it. I know he will fall off the wagon at 12/01a.m. april 1st. the problem is waiting for it. should i use florida time, or arizona time? Wait for it.
Yes, Thailand lady bois are his weakness. We’ve all been there, brother.
Now perhaps elkhunter will understand what problems his addiction can cause:
Originally Posted by Fireball2
I had a drop dead gorgeous young gal think I was pretty hot when I was 40. 53 now and had a 24 year old hit on me a month ago. Sounds conceited but just stating the facts. I look young for my age I guess. I don't even think I'm attractive honestly. Funny how someone sees something we don't see or we think we're a certain way and other people don't see us that way or whatever. It's all just part of the human condition. Like the ugly guy that has all the confidence in the world and gets all the ladies.
Most of our problems are between our ears!
This man is married and pursues adultery. His kind do not police their own.
This is sin.
I think he was referring to a bear that was hitting on him, not a woman....Totally different sin 😬😎
Now perhaps elkhunter will understand what problems his addiction can cause:
Originally Posted by Fireball2
I had a drop dead gorgeous young gal think I was pretty hot when I was 40. 53 now and had a 24 year old hit on me a month ago. Sounds conceited but just stating the facts. I look young for my age I guess. I don't even think I'm attractive honestly. Funny how someone sees something we don't see or we think we're a certain way and other people don't see us that way or whatever. It's all just part of the human condition. Like the ugly guy that has all the confidence in the world and gets all the ladies.
Most of our problems are between our ears!
This man is married and pursues adultery. His kind do not police their own.
This is sin.
The sin of pride/vanity is one of the seven deadly sins. I pity his wife. I hope the pool boy treats her better.
Leave u guys for a few hours and its hard to catch up. What the hell happened this thread had turned in to the spank bank of the year? Did elky done and pull his pecker right off? Never mind. too much information....
Now perhaps elkhunter will understand what problems his addiction can cause:
Originally Posted by Fireball2
I had a drop dead gorgeous young gal think I was pretty hot when I was 40. 53 now and had a 24 year old hit on me a month ago. Sounds conceited but just stating the facts. I look young for my age I guess. I don't even think I'm attractive honestly. Funny how someone sees something we don't see or we think we're a certain way and other people don't see us that way or whatever. It's all just part of the human condition. Like the ugly guy that has all the confidence in the world and gets all the ladies.
Most of our problems are between our ears!
This man is married and pursues adultery. His kind do not police their own.
This is sin.
The sin of pride/vanity is one of the seven deadly sins. I pity his wife. I hope the pool boy treats her better.
As Fireball notices the pool is awfully dirty still.....
Now perhaps elkhunter will understand what problems his addiction can cause:
Originally Posted by Fireball2
I had a drop dead gorgeous young gal think I was pretty hot when I was 40. 53 now and had a 24 year old hit on me a month ago. Sounds conceited but just stating the facts. I look young for my age I guess. I don't even think I'm attractive honestly. Funny how someone sees something we don't see or we think we're a certain way and other people don't see us that way or whatever. It's all just part of the human condition. Like the ugly guy that has all the confidence in the world and gets all the ladies.
Most of our problems are between our ears!
This man is married and pursues adultery. His kind do not police their own.
This is sin.
The sin of pride/vanity is one of the seven deadly sins. I pity his wife. I hope the pool boy treats her better.
As Fireball notices the pool is awfully dirty still.....
Bet the pool cleaning bill gets paid first every month though!
Just a quick PSA...I found a coupon 2 for 1 on cassock cleanings...
I had accidentally soiled mine while a witch doctor was covering me in chicken blood in Digital Dan’s front yard...😎
Brother Beav, I am so sorry about your encounter at Digital Dans place....... I barely escaped with my life...
Do you recognize these two? are they the ones that cursed you?
Many questions few answers......
This why it is important to follow the proper god.........
Brother Fubar, it was very dark with only the fire light from the cauldron casting their shadows across my face...
I do remember vividly the biggest of the three saying I will suffer for your earlier trespass into the fortress of his...
I would know his voice if I heard it again...Those masks look similar, except they don’t have protruding phallus’s where a mouth should be. 😎
i've always believed that some religions/religious practices in the vorld might cause a european's psyche or part of it to split off from one's consciousness. perhaps never to be re-gained. joseph campbell spent a bit of black ink writing about the masks of god. i've never really understood if those practices accrue from the sirian, or maybe orion constellations? surely there's ideas out there that could help explain the various theories?
Did you encounter this gentleman in your search at the holy city. I believe he is from Flaves denomination?
Brother Irfubar:
Sometimes it's hard to separate the wheat from the chaff in the holy city. I did see a few wise men with rams horns, but none of them had the sartorial flare of the man in your picture. In the city next to my friend's farm, though, there are many people from Ethiopia who have this skin color. I'll be back there in June and with your permission, I'll go through town asking if anyone has seen the holy man in the photo.
But I must issue a caution.... brother Beav attempted to help me find brother Flave and was accosted by the voodoo people and had a terrible curse placed upon him... I am hoping he can make it to my bunker and we can start treatment with fine bourbon and much praying...
I have advised Flave he should volunteer to go to Namibia on a mission for his church...... he too could indulge in smokin weed through a Kudu horn......
I was always taught that the world was made on the first six days and then he/she took a break on the seventh day.
Yes, that is why the Jewish sabbath in on Saturday. Actually it begins Friday at sundown.
Armednfree,
All my Jewish friends were born into affluent families.
They have not worked.
Why would this matter?
It doesn't. Looking back at the question as to why church is held on Sunday rather than what would be the Jewish sabbath of Saturday. It's a historical point, nothing more.
15k views shouldn’t go to waste. Del Taco needs a jet machine to spread the gospel, because if Jesus was alive today, he wouldn’t be ridin’ a donkey.....
It is a religious thing with Seventh Day Adventists and pork is worse than beef. I recall as a boy a SDA kid being mad and me and wanted to call me a bad name so he stuttered a couple of times and then called me a "swine" I LMAO...it is still funny to me.
They are good people but like all Christian religions when man goes to fugging with it can get weird out there ideas.
No, vegetarianism is not a religious thing. There is no prohibition in the SDA church against eating meat.
I was born as a third generation SDA. My sisters and cousins attended SDA boarding secondary school. I attended church each Sabbath for the first twentyfive years of my life, took all the home Bible studies, and well learned all the lesson taught by the SDA church. My wife and I were married in an SDA church by an SDA Pastor. And that is the last time I have been inside the Church.
Back in the 1800s there was a little lady named Ellen G White who did revivals for the SDA church. She wrote volumes and volumes of material which is much of the foundation of the SDA church. She was/is widely recognized as a "True Prophet" among the SDA Congregation.
Sister White did teach vegetarianism for its health benefits. But there is no religious proscription against the eating of meat. Many SDA people adopt the practice of vegetarianism as a personal choice.
Actually such belief in the health benefits of the vegetarian diet was common during this time period. On a related note, Dr. Kellog invented "Corn Flakes" in an effort to get people away from their traditional daily breakfast of pork and eggs.
The SDA church strongly adheres to the laws of the old testament including 7'th day Sabbath and the prohibitions against "unclean meats" including pork, horse, camel, shellfish, catfish, birds of prey, etc, etc. (Just like Muslims and Jews)
On the other hand, smoking, drinking, and fornication will get your butt kicked out of the church quickly.
You don't need goggles. You need life insurance. You're too old to get involved with motorcycles. They're something that you have to grow up with.
My wife hates this time of the year because all of the midlife crisis boys who have always wanted a motorcycle but never bought one until they were middle age show up in the hospital with their guts poking out every spring.
You screwed up, Remey. You did not say Alley Akki Bar 3 times at the blue dome.
Youre getting close to DeFlaves religion.
For your info, GFY means Goat Fuggers, Yea!
They use the word goat for sheep also. Ask DeFlave to explain.
Now piss off. Im trying to get Col Travis on the path to salvation.
As you can see, he is searching for truth and turning from sin, uh, to the best of his ability. He realizes goats and sheep are not the answer to fulfilment and happines.
It has been one year since moving from Montana to Florida. While I greatly appreciated all that Montana had to offer, the legal trouble my family was facing was too much to bear.
Initially I regretted the decision as I missed the cool weather and the mountains, but since finding my church, it has all been much better. The weather is grand and my children enjoy going to the beach.
I am without stress and my wife seems to enjoy her work. I believe I have made the right choice.
Life's difficulties are much better handled when you have brothers to converse with.
You are all appreciated. We are all brothers. Seems you are on the right track....good luck with your life and family.
What did He suffer for you? Re the cat of nine tails beating, Jesus could see his very bones. He was spit upon by the soldiers and had his clothes, dried with blood, stripped off, taking the flesh with it. They crammed a crown of thorns on his head and nailed him to the cross with spikes. His beating left all his joints dislocated, though none were broken. He said he was but soup in his skin. His thirst, from blood loss had him mumble that his tongue was stuck to the roof of his mouth. They gave him vinegar after piercing his spleen with a spear.
He did not drink, until it was finished.
He could have saved His life, but yours would have had no chance of salvation.
You would have had no chance of spending eternity in Heaven with your wife and children. He gets nothing for this gift. If it were not so, he would have not told you so.
Brother flave you are wise beyond your years so much sin up here in Canaduh its such a shame. This is why I became a Rastafarian actually. Unfortunately though this will be another year where I can't afford to go to Jamaica next month, April is a big big deal to us Rasta's and Jamaica is the holy land for my religion. Guess I'll just have to celebrate Groundation day up here at least there's no shortage of cabbage.
If nothing else, Clarke's thread has exposed hypocrites for any that were on the fence.
I'll not debate the mormon spaceships or oddball seventh day adventist, of whom some are cabbage eaters and some are not. I've worked with enough of both to make informed opinions. Along with the papists.
All I know if one is going to make a public stance one should stand behind it, not just hide behind it when convenient. hint
My wife is leaving to go on vacation without me. Should I feel sad? I don't. I don't even feel guilty about looking forward to her being gone for a couple weeks.
He could have saved His life, but yours would have had no chance of salvation.
Okay, this is where all my problems start. There is One God, and only One God. Christ is God.The words are interchangeable. God is eternal, and omniscient.
By definition, God can not die and God well knows this. According to scripture God did not die, as God was seen walking with the apostles after the crucifixion. God may have had a nap for three days, but He did not die. Or He may have been away from the Earth for three days, but He did not die.
The popular scenario defies any test of logic. To believe, one must suspend all logic and simply accept the tale because the preacher said it was so. It is just like the "Walking Dead" to me. I can not suspend my disbelief that far.
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There are lots of things you don't understand especially how to complete a thought without the need for repetitive serial posting, guess this sets you apart from normal posters hope your shrink may be able to help you with this.
There are lots of things you don't understand especially how to complete a thought without the need for repetitive serial posting, guess this sets you apart from normal posters hope your shrink may be able to help you with this.
Dude Unclench and let the log fall out of your ass.
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Enough said.
Was a sarcasm icon really necessary? Wasnt it rather obvious?
He could have saved His life, but yours would have had no chance of salvation.
Okay, this is where all my problems start. There is One God, and only One God. Christ is God.The words are interchangeable. God is eternal, and omniscient.
By definition, God can not die and God well knows this. According to scripture God did not die, as God was seen walking with the apostles after the crucifixion. God may have had a nap for three days, but He did not die. Or He may have been away from the Earth for three days, but He did not die.
The popular scenario defies any test of logic. To believe, one must suspend all logic and simply accept the tale because the preacher said it was so. It is just like the "Walking Dead" to me. I can not suspend my disbelief that far.
Perhaps 'Flave's god is less incredible.
Yes.
And, to believe that all the order and balance and symmetry making up the universe came from an explosion is more illogical.
You said above "God well knows this". I would be willing to bet He also knows certatin things seem illogical to us. It was pretty illogical Trump would win at one time.
There have been forces we never new of which have been discovered in our lifetimes, yet many deny the Creator could be a force we were told about long ago.
Let me know when the bacteria in your gut understands you and your power.
Please forgive. This thread has been a bit more tasking than I had anticipated.
I believe shrapnel rides a Triumph. He told me he bought it from a widow for $8.00 and a roll of toilet paper.
This seems reasonable.
This is true. But he also had a Honda SL350 ( my first bike and a nostalgic item) that he refused to sell me, even though he acquired it for only a Collectors Edition Bamboo steamer and 250 illegally imported Dinar...
Fireballz is being untruthful. I have seen his pictures. This cannot be truth. We must police our own.
Originally Posted by Fireball2
I had a drop dead gorgeous young gal think I was pretty hot when I was 40. 53 now and had a 24 year old hit on me a month ago. Sounds conceited but just stating the facts. I look young for my age I guess. I don't even think I'm attractive honestly. Funny how someone sees something we don't see or we think we're a certain way and other people don't see us that way or whatever. It's all just part of the human condition. Like the ugly guy that has all the confidence in the world and gets all the ladies.
This is true. But he also had a Honda SL350 ( my first bike and a nostalgic item) that he refused to sell me, even though he acquired it for only a Collectors Edition Bamboo steamer and 250 illegally imported Dinar...
This is true. But he also had a Honda SL350 ( my first bike and a nostalgic item) that he refused to sell me, even though he acquired it for only a Collectors Edition Bamboo steamer and 250 illegally imported Dinar...
He is always up to shenanigans.
He hurt my feelers as I offered him $50 million Zimbabwean dollars for the bike...yet I still accept him as my brother......following your example.
I tried to warn ya'll if you don't be nice to Flave he would have no choice but return to his wicked ways.... but noooo , ya just had to be mean , now no salvation for Flave..... this is your fault... Heathens....
I tried to warn ya'll if you don't be nice to Flave he would have no choice but return to his wicked ways.... but noooo , ya just had to be mean , now no salvation for Flave..... this is your fault... Heathens....
We could never have seen that coming! Welcome back Big Head Flave!
one thing interesting came out of this madness. somebody has a cl350. I want another cl350 i had one at the time i got married, cherry, had to sell it to make the down payment on the house. Which reminds me, a guy i knew that died a few years ago had two of them in a storage facility. I wonder what happened to them? Interesting point tho, which is better the saint or the dickhead?
I tried to warn ya'll if you don't be nice to Flave he would have no choice but return to his wicked ways.... but noooo , ya just had to be mean , now no salvation for Flave..... this is your fault... Heathens....
I tried to warn ya'll if you don't be nice to Flave he would have no choice but return to his wicked ways.... but noooo , ya just had to be mean , now no salvation for Flave..... this is your fault... Heathens....
We could never have seen that coming! Welcome back Big Head Flave!
Thanks for taking a break from all that 20 year old pussy knocking at your door.
Tom, please tell me you didn’t take anyone on this thread serious.
You need to go back and reread my posts. Of course I knew he wasn’t serious. But here’s the thing. You don’t JOKE about God. That’s what I was talking about. And at least 1/4 believed him.
You need to go back and reread my posts. Of course I knew he wasn’t serious. But here’s the thing. You don’t JOKE about God. That’s what I was talking about. And at least 1/4 believed him.
I didn't joke about GOD you stupid fugk.
It was left purposely ambiguous so as not to offend.
So, you are still going to buy a fast bike, right? Right??
That is NOT something one jokes about!
Prezactly!
Hey, hey, hey!
That wasn't a joke.
I need something for the interstate but don't know what direction I want to go. The adventure style bikes seem the most practical but I'd also like something that can get me to Florida City in 10 minutes.
So, you are still going to buy a fast bike, right? Right??
That is NOT something one jokes about!
Prezactly!
Hey, hey, hey!
That wasn't a joke.
I need something for the interstate but don't know what direction I want to go. The adventure style bikes seem the most practical but I'd also like something that can get me to Florida City in 10 minutes.
Well that's a relief!
Travis, I used to motorcycle road race and do a lot of track days, but that has been a few years back and I'm not at all 'current' on what's on the market. That being said, the Adventure Bike category seems to have a lot to offer these days.
If you don't get an ADV type bike you'll wish you did every time you pass a dirt track of forest service road. I rode strictly street for years before I bought a dual sport, and wished I wouldn't have waited. Just keep an eye on the weight. I had a Triumph Tiger 955i that was a fantastic bike, but too heavy IMO. I found the ~650cc bikes to have plenty of power without the pork. The new offerings are even better than what I had years ago. The new Tiger looks fantastic. If you buy the Triumph, Shrap may forgive you for the hunting spot snafu.
Tom, please tell me you didn’t take anyone on this thread serious.
You need to go back and reread my posts. Of course I knew he wasn’t serious. But here’s the thing. You don’t JOKE about God. That’s what I was talking about. And at least 1/4 believed him.
Wow you must be God himself to know that. Amazing. Uh dude.. people have been joking about God and religion for a couple thousand years its pretty mainstream. You should try humour some time it really does have benefits. An enema might not hurt either. lol
They have track days in Homestead but I don’t know that that interests me.
No bike at the moment, but my little brother has a 2017 Yamaha R1 that I'm interested in. I miss the acceleration of an open-class sport bike-nothing like it!!
Track days can be great, but they (can) make street riding seem even more dangerous in that you realize you just can't ride at a track-day( let alone race) pace on the street without incurring an incredible amount of risk.
Suddenly, I'm noticing that I gave up my true faith by following a false prophet. I guess being able to eat bacon now is some compensation for what I've lost, but what the hell am I going to do with the foreskin restoration surgery I've pre-paid?
Suddenly, I'm noticing that I gave up my true faith by following a false prophet. I guess being able to eat bacon now is some compensation for what I've lost, but what the hell am I going to do with the foreskin restoration surgery I've pre-paid?
I least you didn't send the church of flave $500 by pay pal. I should have known when the password was motorcycle
You own me $11.33 for my Cassock cleaning. Remsen was unable to get the ZOG to approve this on my expense report . Something to do with Jewish people don’t like to spend money. Just leave my cash with LD’s when you see him. 😎
So, you are still going to buy a fast bike, right? Right??
That is NOT something one jokes about!
Prezactly!
Hey, hey, hey!
That wasn't a joke.
I need something for the interstate but don't know what direction I want to go. The adventure style bikes seem the most practical but I'd also like something that can get me to Florida City in 10 minutes.
Suddenly, I'm noticing that I gave up my true faith by following a false prophet. I guess being able to eat bacon now is some compensation for what I've lost, but what the hell am I going to do with the foreskin restoration surgery I've pre-paid?
Brother 'Flave, May your god bless you in these days of back sliding.
Hey, that motorcycle thing, My buddy rode a BMW GS 1000 for several years, on road and off. He took it into some pretty ridiculous places. Scared the bejesus out of most guys trying to keep up with him on like bikes. He eventually sold it and purchased a new 2010 Camaro SS/RS.
A big GS will definitely fix your need for speed. And if you have the talent, it will take you anywhere you might imagine a bike could go. But you gotta deal with that Nazi thing.
Around here, the KLR 650 is king of the dual sports, popularity wise.
I mixed up muh "koolaid", waiting for additional instructions on how to follow further in the footsteps of Flave fervor,
and now-... and now- ...
...it was all a hoax??!
You-... you-.... Campfire Retard!
I see it took only a single post from a REAL man of religious pedigree, Slave of Wages, to bring you back. I'll be sending him an extra tithe, and foreskin RE-growth, as tribute.
(....applause at least to Deflave's commitment and discipline in replying to a chit-ton of posts in this thread. It had to be difficult to keep up focus while the Campfire dog-piled on.
You are Strong.
You are a Mother-!)
I dont think this thread was meant to mock anyones faith or Savior. For certain, there are some funny dudes on this Forum. I at least thank the Lord for the laughter.
If you don't get an ADV type bike you'll wish you did every time you pass a dirt track of forest service road. I rode strictly street for years before I bought a dual sport, and wished I wouldn't have waited. Just keep an eye on the weight. I had a Triumph Tiger 955i that was a fantastic bike, but too heavy IMO. I found the ~650cc bikes to have plenty of power without the pork. The new offerings are even better than what I had years ago. The new Tiger looks fantastic. If you buy the Triumph, Shrap may forgive you for the hunting spot snafu.
Yeah. There are some good stretches of gravel around that I could hit to access fishing.
I have a KTM Duke 690 for riding around the city/suburbs. But I'd like something more interstate worthy. I'll still never sell the Duke. Maybe let my son use it.
I'm in no rush but it's bound to happen soon. You can ride every month here so it's kinda silly not to.
I mixed up muh "koolaid", waiting for additional instructions on how to follow further in the footsteps of Flave fervor,
and now-... and now- ...
...it was all a hoax??!
You-... you-.... Campfire Retard!
I see it took only a single post from a REAL man of religious pedigree, Slave of Wages, to bring you back. I'll be sending him an extra tithe, and foreskin RE-growth, as tribute.
(....applause at least to Deflave's commitment and discipline in replying to a chit-ton of posts in this thread. It had to be difficult to keep up focus while the Campfire dog-piled on.
You are Strong.
You are a Mother-!)
I dont think this thread was meant to mock anyones faith or Savior. For certain, there are some funny dudes on this Forum. I at least thank the Lord for the laughter.
No bike at the moment, but my little brother has a 2017 Yamaha R1 that I'm interested in. I miss the acceleration of an open-class sport bike-nothing like it!!
Track days can be great, but they (can) make street riding seem even more dangerous in that you realize you just can't ride at a track-day( let alone race) pace on the street without incurring an incredible amount of risk.
Those track days have to be hell on the bike too? Brakes and tires and such?
Brother 'Flave, May your god bless you in these days of back sliding.
Hey, that motorcycle thing, My buddy rode a BMW GS 1000 for several years, on road and off. He took it into some pretty ridiculous places. Scared the bejesus out of most guys trying to keep up with him on like bikes. He eventually sold it and purchased a new 2010 Camaro SS/RS.
A big GS will definitely fix your need for speed. And if you have the talent, it will take you anywhere you might imagine a bike could go. But you gotta deal with that Nazi thing.
Around here, the KLR 650 is king of the dual sports, popularity wise.
Suddenly, I'm noticing that I gave up my true faith by following a false prophet. I guess being able to eat bacon now is some compensation for what I've lost, but what the hell am I going to do with the foreskin restoration surgery I've pre-paid?
If nothing else, this thread helped you to cultivate your sense of humor.
You need to go back and reread my posts. Of course I knew he wasn’t serious. But here’s the thing. You don’t JOKE about God. That’s what I was talking about. And at least 1/4 believed him.
Your coarse deceptions have left me sad in my soul if not despairing ... My deacon says you must give me your fast twist 22 250... For the children... Thank you Brother Dave PS I never thought you were a queer
No bike at the moment, but my little brother has a 2017 Yamaha R1 that I'm interested in. I miss the acceleration of an open-class sport bike-nothing like it!!
Track days can be great, but they (can) make street riding seem even more dangerous in that you realize you just can't ride at a track-day( let alone race) pace on the street without incurring an incredible amount of risk.
Those track days have to be hell on the bike too? Brakes and tires and such?
I'd say that they are tougher on tires than anything? Brakes, not so much.
Brother 'Flave, May your god bless you in these days of back sliding.
Hey, that motorcycle thing, My buddy rode a BMW GS 1000 for several years, on road and off. He took it into some pretty ridiculous places. Scared the bejesus out of most guys trying to keep up with him on like bikes. He eventually sold it and purchased a new 2010 Camaro SS/RS.
A big GS will definitely fix your need for speed. And if you have the talent, it will take you anywhere you might imagine a bike could go. But you gotta deal with that Nazi thing.
Around here, the KLR 650 is king of the dual sports, popularity wise.
Your coarse deceptions have left me sad in my soul if not despairing ... My deacon says you must give me your fast twist 22 250... For the children... Thank you Brother Dave PS I never thought you were a queer
Brother 'Flave, May your god bless you in these days of back sliding.
Hey, that motorcycle thing, My buddy rode a BMW GS 1000 for several years, on road and off. He took it into some pretty ridiculous places. Scared the bejesus out of most guys trying to keep up with him on like bikes. He eventually sold it and purchased a new 2010 Camaro SS/RS.
A big GS will definitely fix your need for speed. And if you have the talent, it will take you anywhere you might imagine a bike could go. But you gotta deal with that Nazi thing.
Around here, the KLR 650 is king of the dual sports, popularity wise.
What does GS stand for?
Gelände/Straße
Kingston, Are you running a German-spec keyboard(umlauts and Eszett)? Reason I ask is that I'm taking an online German course and my iPad English spec keyboard is a total PITA! Or am I just too dumb to pull up other symbols on the normal keyboard? 😃
In iOS yöü long hold on vowels for umlauts. The Eszett (ß) is long hold on the s key. It’s much easier than key caps in MacOS. Auto correct can be a kgunt.
In iOS yöü long hold on vowels for umlauts. The Eszett (ß) is long hold on the s key. It’s much easier than key caps in MacOS. Auto correct can be a kgunt.
You can drive like a complete a-hole and it still gets good mileage. The torque is crazy—acceleration from 75mph to XXX is nuts. RWD only, twin turbos, corners like it’s on rails, it’s a blast. Your M5 must border on terrifying.
You can drive like a complete a-hole and it still gets good mileage. The torque is crazy—acceleration from 75mph to XXX is nuts. RWD only, twin turbos, corners like it’s on rails, it’s a blast. Your M5 must border on terrifying.
My M5 is one of the older ones, the E60. It's got a naturally aspirated V10, so it doesn't make the high peak torque or flat torque curve like yours, but when you rev it up(red line is 8500rpm) it gets with the program! You need wide-open spaces to really run it like it was meant to.
You can drive like a complete a-hole and it still gets good mileage. The torque is crazy—acceleration from 75mph to XXX is nuts. RWD only, twin turbos, corners like it’s on rails, it’s a blast. Your M5 must border on terrifying.
My M5 is one of the older ones, the E60. It's got a naturally aspirated V10, so it doesn't make the high peak torque or flat torque curve like yours, but when you rev it up(red line is 8500rpm) it gets with the program! You need wide-open spaces to really run it like it was meant to.
Is that one of the one that eats transmissions? A buddy of mine was trying to talk himself into one of those a few years ago. He’s kicking himself for not pulling the trigger.
You can drive like a complete a-hole and it still gets good mileage. The torque is crazy—acceleration from 75mph to XXX is nuts. RWD only, twin turbos, corners like it’s on rails, it’s a blast. Your M5 must border on terrifying.
My M5 is one of the older ones, the E60. It's got a naturally aspirated V10, so it doesn't make the high peak torque or flat torque curve like yours, but when you rev it up(red line is 8500rpm) it gets with the program! You need wide-open spaces to really run it like it was meant to.
Is that one of the one that eats transmissions?
That's the one! At least with the SMG gearbox. Mine is a 6 speed. I've got 135,000 miles on mine and never any transmission troubles, and I've had it for 5 years now. I've had to replace other things, like brake rotors, disks, and lots of rear tires!
Suddenly, I'm noticing that I gave up my true faith by following a false prophet. I guess being able to eat bacon now is some compensation for what I've lost, but what the hell am I going to do with the foreskin restoration surgery I've pre-paid?
Coin purse maybe? Fur lined sounds kinda nice 😎
This is a fantastic idea, Beaver. Pennies need a home too.
Suddenly, I'm noticing that I gave up my true faith by following a false prophet. I guess being able to eat bacon now is some compensation for what I've lost, but what the hell am I going to do with the foreskin restoration surgery I've pre-paid?
If nothing else, this thread helped you to cultivate your sense of humor.
You got me dying.
Long time reader, first time poster, pleased to meet you.
It is a lot of fun. Sure cure for the blues, opening that thing up. And the sound! Wow, does it sound good.
Originally Posted by kingston
That’s a sweet car. You run radials or run-flats?
Radials. I've never tried run-flats. What about yourself, Kingston? Do you favor run-flats?
Run-flats. I wouldn’t say I favor them, but I don’t want to get stranded. Granite curbs are hell on sidewalls. The car rides on staggered width wheels and has no spares. All but the best run-flats ride like shït and they’re stupid expensive. I keep a few spare (unmounted) tires on hand because every time one blows or gets a bubble, nobody’s got a replacement in stock.
No kidding about the smile factor. If all the tires are good, it’s nothing but Spaß.
He lives in filiggin mass.. it's a whole lot different than Down there in Fla....all you gotta out maneuver is old people and their goddammned rascal scooters
Brother Sam, I could use a prayer. I have a new boat and the lakes around me are frozen , could you pray for the ice to melt? Thanks buddy..... I owe you a beer
Brother Sam, I could use a prayer. I have a new boat and the lakes around me are frozen , could you pray for the ice to melt? Thanks buddy..... I owe you a beer
And yes, Massholes got to be worse than Cubans and semi-stationary retirees. Though we do get the latter up here and their wholesale rejection of the norms of motor vehicle operation keeps things interesting. They’ll just stop anywhere when they don’t know what to do. It’s like playing possum.
Brother Sam, I could use a prayer. I have a new boat and the lakes around me are frozen , could you pray for the ice to melt? Thanks buddy..... I owe you a beer
Hahahaha
You frozen fugk.
I like last weeks Flave, this weeks Flave is a prick..... you and your sunshine and bikini babes can go to hell......... All I want is a little open water.. is that to much to ask.... Samo will understand we are brothers..... ha
It is a lot of fun. Sure cure for the blues, opening that thing up. And the sound! Wow, does it sound good.
Originally Posted by kingston
That’s a sweet car. You run radials or run-flats?
Radials. I've never tried run-flats. What about yourself, Kingston? Do you favor run-flats?
Run-flats. I wouldn’t say I favor them, but I don’t want to get stranded. Granite curbs are hell on sidewalls. The car rides on staggered width wheels and has no spares. All but the best run-flats ride like shït and they’re stupid expensive. I keep a few spare (unmounted) tires on hand because every time one blows or gets a bubble, nobody’s got a replacement in stock.
No kidding about the smile factor. If all the tires are good, it’s nothing but Spaß.
Those sound like good reasons, but it's a shame that they don't have run-flats with better ride quality? Some day, perhaps.
Brother Sam, I could use a prayer. I have a new boat and the lakes around me are frozen , could you pray for the ice to melt? Thanks buddy..... I owe you a beer
Hahahaha
You frozen fugk.
I like last weeks Flave, this weeks Flave is a prick..... you and your sunshine and bikini babes can go to hell......... All I want is a little open water.. is that to much to ask.... Samo will understand we are brothers..... ha
You can drive like a complete a-hole and it still gets good mileage. The torque is crazy—acceleration from 75mph to XXX is nuts. RWD only, twin turbos, corners like it’s on rails, it’s a blast. Your M5 must border on terrifying.
What the fugk are you describing? The Oregon Trail?
He lives in filiggin mass.. it's a whole lot different than Down there in Fla....all you gotta out maneuver is old people and their goddammned rascal scooters
Brother Sam, I could use a prayer. I have a new boat and the lakes around me are frozen , could you pray for the ice to melt? Thanks buddy..... I owe you a beer
Brother 'Flave, May your god bless you in these days of back sliding.
Hey, that motorcycle thing, My buddy rode a BMW GS 1000 for several years, on road and off. He took it into some pretty ridiculous places. Scared the bejesus out of most guys trying to keep up with him on like bikes. He eventually sold it and purchased a new 2010 Camaro SS/RS.
A big GS will definitely fix your need for speed. And if you have the talent, it will take you anywhere you might imagine a bike could go. But you gotta deal with that Nazi thing.
Around here, the KLR 650 is king of the dual sports, popularity wise.
What does GS stand for?
I really do not know. It is what BMW calls their off road capable machines. Check 'em out. I have never seen a person not impressed with them.
The G650GS is the most dirtable. And now they go all the way to R1250GS.
Two things; For bass fishing here in "Gods Waiting Room" I like to use a 6 inch green plastic lizard slowly pulled across the bottom. Bass love it.
On the subject of Adventure Bikes, which I've never heard of, rather than buy a new one, why not find a good used road bike, strip it down to the frame and build it into something just for you? Just a thought.
"Iguanas Tremble at the Mention of his name
By the way, As a lark, I looked on craigslist and saw a BMW R1200GS adventure bike in Pompano Beach with 40000 miles for $8950.
Two things; For bass fishing here in "Gods Waiting Room" I like to use a 6 inch green plastic lizard slowly pulled across the bottom. Bass love it.
On the subject of Adventure Bikes, which I've never heard of, rather than buy a new one, why not find a good used road bike, strip it down to the frame and build it into something just for you? Just a thought.
"Iguanas Tremble at the Mention of his name
By the way, As a lark, I looked on craigslist and saw a BMW R1200GS adventure bike in Pompano Beach with 40000 miles for $8950.
Yeah but you're way up north where it's all cold and schit.
It is about iguana time again. Gettin' warm (er).
That's not a bad deal on that GS. But I don't want no Bimmer.
He's trying to surpass Safariman's reply/view count. Now that he's fallen off the Deacon/brother jackwagon he may well do that.
@$6.87/M cha-ching!
Good grief Kingston , poo flingin threads are no place to worry about grammar & spelling..... it's about the best insults ...... outwitting your opponent and who can be the crudest....... It's the campfire way.....
"For" You illiterate fughk! (That's called grammar police. And I just pulled your ass over. Now prepare to get shot because of my insecurities and that you appeared black)
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