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Jag,
My sabbath is not on Sunday.
You only want to fight. You only disparage. It is sin. Im praying for you and your family, Travis. Yeah, especially your family. God bless them for sure. I pray you see the light, well, for many more years anyway and even get saved too. Now I am not saved? Only your god can save? This is hurtful. I have found this thread to be life changing, but I continue to search for spiritual answers. When I was a doubter, I (wrongfully) accused brother Flave of anti-Semitism. He showed me the truth and my eyes were opened. I thus pledged to convert from Judaism to the religion Flave adheres to. The problem is that as with all worthy religions, there are more questions than overt answers. Primary among the questions is the identity of Flave's religion and, of course, the G-d that he prays to. All we really now is that his Sabbath is not Sunday. But since he also said that his house of worship is a church that has deacons, I knew that Judaism has been eliminated. Because I'm in Jerusalem, I used the opportunity to visit the holiest site in Judaism, the Wailing Wall, and I said my goodbye to Judaism. Also, because his Sabbath is not on Sunday, I walked over to the holiest site in Christianity, the Golgotha, to enter the Church of the Holy Sepulchre, where Christ was entombed. For those not familiar with Jerusalem, the Christian holy site is just a few hundred yards from the Jewish and Muslim holy sites, so it was not a hard journey to make. Though I have never been Christian, I felt the need to at least say goodbye as I searched for my new faith. Unfortunately, it is nighttime in Israel and the Christian holy sites are closed at night. Who knew? I then began wandering through the old city, looking for answers. If Flave is not Christian, nor Jew, could he be Muslim? I don't know a lot about Islam, but I know that their Sabbath is not Sunday, so I then doubled back to try to get to the Dome of the rock and Al Aqsa mosque, which just happen be down the alley from the Church of the Holy Sepulchre. Alas, because I was still a Jew at this point, the Waqf guards refused to allow me through the entryway into the Temple Mount. This was as close as I could get. I did have the opportunity to ask the very pleasant Waqf guard a few questions about Islam. I asked if there are deacons in Muslim churches. He seemed to be offended by this question and yelled at me in Arabic. I don't speak much Arabic, but I know that Flave has used the phrase "GFY" in the past, and perhaps that was a clue to whether he is a Muslim. So I told the Waqf guard "GFY", hoping it would gain me entrance to my new religion's holy site. Instead, the guard called over to an Israeli policeman and apparently told him to physically remove me, which is what happened. I am not aware of any other religious sites in this city, so tomorrow I may head to Haifa, where the world headquarters of the Baha'i faith is located. If this does not provide me with answers, I may have to leave Israel early and head to explore eastern faiths in eastern Asia. Part of me believes that the search for answers is the core of Flave's faith, and only through a continued journey of exploration will I, one day, understand what has transformed Flave and undergo a similar transformation. Until then, I remain, as always, your brother. Unless you're a Jew. Then GFY. Remsen is a man of deep thoughts and spiritual enlightenment. He’s a truest believer in mankind’s ability to change for the betterment of oneself, relationship with others and exploration of religious self awareness...And, he’s dangerous as all f-uck with a firearm. Welcome Brother Remsen! Your guidance and leadership is always desired and needed in a world of darkness. Question: Can I expense the dry cleaning for my cassock? The dry cleaners wants to double charge me for cleaning out my human soil. 😎 Thank you for the warm welcome, brother Beaver. While the expensing of dry cleaning is usually not an allowed deduction, I still have some pull with the ZOG and can arrange for you to receive a waiver.
Eliminate qualified immunity and you'll eliminate cops who act like they are above the law.
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If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Thank you Brother...As you know I am but a lowly Friar with limited resources available to draw from for personal matters such as hygiene. 😎
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Remsen,
You are a good brother. A STRONG brother.
I thank you for these pictures and the tutorial on being not gentile.
Throughout my life I have often times needed to borrow money to get through the week. As a result, I have had very few Jewish friends.
One last question if I may:
1.) What model of Go-Pro are you wearing?
I would like one for some upcoming events at my church.
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Remsen,
You are a good brother. A STRONG brother.
I thank you for these pictures and the tutorial on being not gentile.
Throughout my life I have often times needed to borrow money to get through the week. As a result, I have had very few Jewish friends.
One last question if I may:
1.) What model of Go-Pro are you wearing?
I would like one for some upcoming events at my church.
Travis My good brother, I wish I could answer your question. I examined it and saw no lens. It was simply a black box that they affixed to my forehead. I took that to be an allegory for the Jewish faith...empty promises. And worse, when I was leaving, they chased after me and demanded that I return their bondage equipment. Thank goodness you have rescued me from these people.
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I was always taught that the world was made on the first six days and then he/she took a break on the seventh day. Yes, that is why the Jewish sabbath in on Saturday. Actually it begins Friday at sundown.
The older I become the more I am convinced that the voice of honor in a man's heart is the voice of GOD.
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Remsen,
Puzzling.
Perhaps it is a tracking device?
Who knows?
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Now more pornography.
Rick does nothing.
(Hands in the air) The sexually deprived are generally the most vulgar. Patiently waiting for 30 year old safari pics. Or that weird snake in the cave image... No pun intended.
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What’s with the ankle bracelet on your biceps?
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Or that weird snake in the cave image...
Innuendo, the order of the day.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Who have I not forgiven?
. Me, for one... There’s no forgiveness for enigma. Schidt. I first read this as "There’s no forgiveness for enema". I think my god would agree.
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Jag,
My sabbath is not on Sunday.
You only want to fight. You only disparage. It is sin. So, your a cabbage eater? What does this imply? More hurtful words??? Rick is not reading his reports. Cabbage Eater is common slang for Seventh Day Adventists who are vegetarians, Saturday is their Sabbath. Uh? Since when? Sister Ellen White proposed a vegetarian diet as a health choice. In no way is it mandated by the church! Many, many SDA are hunters or cattlemen, and consumers of much animal protein, of the clean variety as taught in scripture. Untrue words are not conducive to Brotherhood. Since I was a child and lived among them, as a young man worked with and for some. Not 100% but 99% didn't eat meat some absolutely no animal products including eggs or milk, cheese or coffee. Loma Linda was the only post office open on Sunday and closed on Saturday there was zero meat for sale there in a cafe or store. You could buy a vegeburger or a candy bar, but absolutely no meat I even had my JR High boys counselor ask me once if I was a Cabbage Eater because of where I lived, and maybe because my family was religious but not SDA I don't recall why, just that he asked me that. I have a neighbor that is SDA goes to church every Saturday morning, he eats at McDonald's but here isn't Loma Linda 50-60 years ago.
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the sick part of this thread is me reading it. I know he will fall off the wagon at 12/01a.m. april 1st. the problem is waiting for it. should i use florida time, or arizona time? Wait for it.
THE BIRTH PLACE OF GERONIMO
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which church has our brother deflave become a deacon at? or maybe fixin' to become a deacon? pretty much one and the same i'd guess.
how does one become a deacon in his denomination? selected, elected, nominated, voted on, appointed? what kind of democracy are they running?
will deflave find comfort in the hierarchical structure in which he surely will find himself?
i wish he'd be more transparent and tell us more. there's many who are wanting to know.
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I was always taught that the world was made on the first six days and then he/she took a break on the seventh day. Yes, that is why the Jewish sabbath in on Saturday. Actually it begins Friday at sundown. Armednfree, All my Jewish friends were born into affluent families. They have not worked. Why would this matter?
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Aviators are my choice in eye protection. Most Floridians agree.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I thought Q was God. Dammit. This thread has me so confused.
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Remsen,
Throughout my life I have often times needed to borrow money to get through the week. As a result, I have had very few Jewish friends.
Travis Uhhh -- harmful behavior! HARMFUL BEHAVIOR!! ...and a gasp of insincere doubt falls over the crowd..😥 Triggered.
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Trump HAD the World, ", Trump saw our children, " Trump saw a way to make a brighter day so he started giving There was a choice he was making, he was saving our own lives Its true he made a brighter day for you and me. --Trump WINS 2016
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