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,...not to demean alla the good people I've been talking with in this thread,...but you know what I'm talking about.

The dickhead patrol is always out and about on this forum.

Buddy I think at one time or another that describes alla us.

No,...there's those of us who have been barking at each other for years,...then there's the dickheads.

They're different.

He has a perfectly good reason to say fug it, sit on the porch and sip some hooch. Bristoe has it figured it.

Now if his hooch was locked in the wife's trunk, and she had the keys for that car with her, I'm sure he'd be in contact with the parts department.

It's all about priorities man, Bristoe has it figured out.

I don't feel figured out right now,...but I'll take your word for it.

Anyway,...the dog has to schitt and is making a fuss. I guess I better walk him around the yard.

He's a good boy,....won't schitt in the house if his life depended on it.

I better accommodate that.

Probly. Have a good night and don't let the bastards spoil it for ya.

Easy there Clydesdale, he's hypersensitive of reality checks.

The real moral to the story is that his wife knows exactly how to keep his drunken azs off the road AND how to get the lawn mowed while shes not there to babysit him.

Oh hell,...there's another one.

He's a 2005 dickhead,...an "OG!"

Wow this got real weird..

You don't keep your keys in your pants pocket? Or do you, and when your wife stuck her hand in your pants pocket, you thought she was trying to be "romantic"?

It's evident that one of them actually wears the pants in the family while the other lays around on the couch all day posting on Internet forum boards at the rate teenagers text .

I don't feel particularly fragile. I just don't have my pick up keys and sometimes I sit here late at night sipping a toddy and reminisce.

Sometimes I type them out.

Pisses some people off, for some reason.

There are a good number of Hank fans that would argue that.

That being said, I saw him at a free show once and it was one of the best live performances I've ever seen.

Yeah,...he definitely put on some good shows back when he was first rising to the top during his "Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound" period.

I wanna say I saw him around '94 or '95.

He played at Taste of Chicago in Grant Park. Crushed it.

The show I attended was back in the early 80's. I knew he played good music, but until I attended that show I didn't realize how musically talented he was. I think he played 5 instruments, or so, that night,...and just *belted* music out of his face.

He's also just a regular guy any chance he gets.

I saw him walking the rows at a big gunshow over in Louisville back in the late 80's. I was talking to this vendor that had a lot of Parker Hale sights for sale. Some guy walked up and stood beside me. The vendor immediately ignored me and started talking to the guy.

My first thought was, "That's rude",...and it was, actually.

Then I looked over and Hank Williams Jr was standing next to me wearing Jeans, a flannel shirt,..some Rockport shoes.

I thought he looked like him,..then I saw that big Rolex watch on his wrist,.so I knew it was him.

I asked,....."You Hank Willams Jr?

He says, "Yep",...then took his Parker Hale sights and walked off.

So that was my conversation with Hank Williams Jr.

And he fires his Civil War Cannon every 4th of July. So he's gotta be pretty awesome.

Mike Venturino says he's one of the nicest guys you could ever meet.

Look at you name dropping big time gun writers.. so let’s talk about them uzi’s you said I can carry on this ride along.