Brad Ginn told news outlets he and his girlfriend were camping nearby and were awakened about 1 a.m. by a man with his son. The man said they were going to investigate strange noises he kept hearing. Ginn said he heard a gunshot minutes later and the man returned to say Bigfoot had emerged from the woods, so he fired.
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
And, don't go accusing a poor Bigfoot of being that ugly, please sir.
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"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
Whenever I see a saquatch thread, I always hear Conway Twitty singing in the background "It's all, only, make-believe". Luckily, this guy couldn't shoot either so no one was hurt. GD
No one has ever claimed that they were raped by Bigfoot and you'd think by now he'd have an aching case of deadly semen buildup.
Maybe he is an incel?
Unless all these strange noises are him lettin off steam.
Robert Crumb did one issue of his comic book along those lines. Mr. Whiteman, a Good Sam Club member, was camping in his RV in the Northwest. He climbed a nearby slope and was captured by a female bigfoot. Whiteman could not stand her smell but was forced to share her warmth due to the cold. After an extended period of time Whiteman was able to escape to his RV, but turned back after a few miles. He had fallen in love with her and could not bring himself to leave her.
Sounds about like the local rednecks that used to hunt Ft Campbell. They used to brag about how many "sound" shots they took during their hunt. The curious soul I am, I had to ask and thought they were joking when they said it was the shot you took at the sound of a deer running thru the woods. Sadly, they werent joking.
There is no way to coexist no matter how many bumper stickers there are on Subaru bumpers!