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Man I'm going to have to stream from the work laptop and use mine to drunkblog this. Help a brother out and have a (lot of) drink(s) and post witty banter. Don't have cable? Stream at cnn.com. Starts at 8 eastern tonight.
Tonight's lineup of fuqtards who can't find their own ass with 2 hands and a mirror:
Colorado Sen. Michael Bennet
Former Vice President Joe Biden
New Jersey Sen. Cory Booker
Former Housing and Urban Development Secretary Julian Castro
New York Mayor Bill de Blasio
Hawaii Rep. Tulsi Gabbard
New York Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand
California Sen. Kamala Harris
Washington Gov. Jay Inslee
Businessman Andrew Yang
Hopefully it's a better showing tonight than last night. The meme-verse was noticeably not dank this morning with anything resembling a decent amount of debate memes.* Obviously the Meme Team doesn't think there's a chance in hell any D from last night can beat Trump so why bother? But this will be entertaining tonight nonetheless.
Expect the fake black person (the half Indian, half Jamaican) to attack straight old white guy (Plugs Biden). Watch for Spartacus' head to explode. Inslee will harp about climate change, Castrated to harp about racism, your standard [bleep]. Expect CNN to not learn their lesson from last night: Candidates will be cut short, given 15 second rebuttals, not really allowed to debate, etc. And after all these debates talking about how old straight white rich people are the detriment of society, they'll nominate straight old white rich guy Joe Biden, who won't choose anyone that was on that stage last night or tonight to be VP of what won't ever become a presidency.
*What is a dank meme, you ask? Please go back down to the Savage Collectors forum and stay there.
It's about like this:
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Grabbing a shower beer. Going to seriously up my post count with this thread. Back at 8!!
It's about like this:
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The main event will be Creepy Uncle Joe vs The Fake Ni@@ress.
I’d love to see bug eyed Booker’s head explode on TV.
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Woke off is an absolutely perfect description.
I am MAGA.
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Alright, used my Duke Cannon bourbon soap to clean while I poundeed an Icehouse Edge tallboy in the shower. I'm sure I'll get into the bourbon 15 mins into this thing.
Perez on stage flapping his arms about how much the dimo controlled house has accomplished. Apparently they passed all these laws? Who knew? Hollerin more about accomplishments of the house.
"Old McConnell had a farm, E I E I O."
I'm not kidding... he said that.
It's about like this:
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I will watch it, just as I did last night. Fantastic to see these libs proposing costly, insane proposals that would destroy America.
Tonight Biden will get his revenge against that High Yellow gal from California.
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I think these women pundits on right now all have wet panties about this.
It's about like this:
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I will watch it, just as I did last night. Fantastic to see these libs proposing costly, insane proposals that would destroy America.
Tonight Biden will get his revenge against that High Yellow gal from California. It’s worth it for the pure entertainment value if nothing else.
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
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Van Jones all in for Yang Gang. What happened to whitelash?
YANG GANG YANG GANG YANG GANG
Tulsiiiiii looking hot in a white shirt on arrival. Hoping for nip slip shortly.
Anderson Pooper: (tries to sound smart, fails)
I've not heard one word of sense from these pundits in the last 10 minutes.
It's about like this:
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Can’t stand that smarmy little GAY POS Anderson Cooper 😡
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Bigfish I commend you for your enthusiasm and witty banter.... unfortunately due to not having television I will be unable to add to the thread until afterwards.
I do enjoy reading about it though.
Carry on brother.......
Originally Posted by Judman
PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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One thing for sure, if this is as boring as last night Trump should forgo debates with whatever commie they nominate and hold rallies instead. AND publicly invite his opponent to his rallies to have a REAL debate.
It's about like this:
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Bigfish I commend you for your enthusiasm and witty banter.... unfortunately due to not having television I will be unable to add to the thread until afterwards.
I do enjoy reading about it though.
Carry on brother....... If you can post on the 'fire, you can watch the debate. it's on the homepage.
It's about like this:
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"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
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There’s not enough money to get me to watch those buffoons.
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BullShit slinging pros.
Theses people live in a dream world. They want and need this power. Oh gee, such clowns.
Do these people think were not happy with the change were having from BHO.
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Bigfish I commend you for your enthusiasm and witty banter.... unfortunately due to not having television I will be unable to add to the thread until afterwards.
I do enjoy reading about it though.
Carry on brother....... If you can post on the 'fire, you can watch the debate. it's on the homepage. Unless you have a life. 4pm here.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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Oh boy here we go, it's going to take a full 25 minutes to introduce everyone again and go over the rules First fail of the night. Lots more to come.
Tulsi was on the screen, think I'm a little wet now. Have duct tape ready, honey!
Could Lemon be any gayer?
Kamala asks Biden if he's good, I think they were smoking dope in the green room.
It's about like this:
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I can already feel the puke boiling up in the back of my throat...🤣
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Tulsiiiii!!! I'd hit it. White is her color. All over her face. O
Jeez, we're failing big again CNN. You have 10 candidates and 2.5 hours. Just read the participants list, the rules, say the pledge and get on with it. Don't need some bald man in a dress and heels to sing the anthem. Biden mouthing words to the anthem, everyone else looks nervous as fugg.
ROFL. The words to the anthem are on the teleprompter. No joke.
EDIT: Commercial?!?!?! No wonder CNN sucks. No candidate spoke yet and we're in a commercial. They should read the damn rules during the commercial. Audience don't need to know about rules the candidates won't follow anyways.
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It's about like this:
"Do you puff peters?"
"Hell no!"
"NAZI!!!"
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