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I think I might watch a baseball game. I'll see how it goes.
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Deleyed listening. Relying on you guys to keep the faith...
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!" --- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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I'm pulling for the asteroid.
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I can already feel the puke boiling up in the back of my throat...🤣 You know that.
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It's about like this:
"Do you puff peters?"
"Hell no!"
"NAZI!!!"
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Should have let the heckler have a full minute.
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This must be a big thing $15.00 an hour. And more free stuff. Tax the rich, so everyone can have some money in their pockets.
They need to work for it.
Last edited by Hammerdown; 07/31/19.
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Bennett and Inslee have got a lock on it.
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Hey! They can say they ran for The Office.
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Who is this Bennett character? #lowenergy #classroomsnotcages #droppingouttomorrow
Inslee, my former state's governor: Apparently humanity will end if a D doesn't get into office and save America from climate change. I'd ask who this guy is, but I lived in WA. His ideas and those like him are why I left. He's excited.
Gillibrand: Women women women. Gay rights. She gets stuff done. "When are civil rights ever convenient?" I'd say all the time but hey, what do I know.
Tulsiiii: Needs to do porn. Apparently Trump isn't behaving like a patriot.
Me: Did we throw out the Bill of Rights? These asshats think so.
Tulsi: Still hot.
Hoolian (fake white latin accent): (he's not speaking in tongues... yet). Says lots of words. I didn't hear anything.
Yang: ME ME ME ME. I will give you a grand a month, it is a deeply American idea! I'm asian, I like math.
Kind of black Spartacus: Very offended by Trump's Baltimore comments. Were those chants BLACK LIVES MATTER??? I think that's what I heard.
It's about like this:
"Do you puff peters?"
"Hell no!"
"NAZI!!!"
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Harris: (looks nervous) Platitudes. We must be the best of who we are. OK Melania. #bebest
Plugs Biden: This facelift is really tight. I'm not mocking Yang being Asian. Swear.
It's about like this:
"Do you puff peters?"
"Hell no!"
"NAZI!!!"
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Let me explain it to y’all in one word, a gotdayuummuthafuckingshitshow!
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CNN needs to get this audio feedback under control.
Harris: Free stuff/healthcare.
Biden next, CNN pitting them against each other. Biden comes out swinging at Kamala. Biden delivers knockout punch on her timeline.
Kamala: YOU'RE WRONG!!! (tries to play nice)
Biden: Another KO. Bitch won't stay down.
de Blasio: I don't know what these other 2 idiots are talking about. People hate their private insurance. Corporations are evil and corporationey.
Biden: Obamacare is working. WTF
They're all either stupid, or think America is.
It's about like this:
"Do you puff peters?"
"Hell no!"
"NAZI!!!"
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Let me explain it to y’all in one word, a gotdayuummuthafuckingshitshow! Well, duh. Gillibrand: (upset Tulsi is so hot) Hyperventilating. Call 911. Kamala and Biden: FIREWORKS. Expect the bug guns to come out any minute. I don't know how long Kamala can keep it together. Biden needs to keep talking over moderators. This is a weak look. Spartacus: Trump is enjoying this debate more than anyone. The blind squirrel found a nut. A big one.
It's about like this:
"Do you puff peters?"
"Hell no!"
"NAZI!!!"
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What was the heckler saying?
Inaudible
Tulsi is smokin’
I retired from the Johns Manville asbestos pop tart factory in ‘59, and still never made the connection.—-Slumlord
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Lol. I’m gonna have to tune in.
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I need a commercial soon. Need to switch to the hard chit.
Tulsi: (getting hotter the more I drink, might not need duct tape for her mouth by the time this is over, plus it leaves another option open). I am hearing nothing she is saying. Whoever picked her outfit knocked it out of the park.
Kamala: Everyone else on this stage is WRONG!!! Especially Biden!!
Biden looks like a dog with his tail between his legs when Kamala is speaking about him. Smile man, or go over there and sniff her hair!
It's about like this:
"Do you puff peters?"
"Hell no!"
"NAZI!!!"
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Bennett sounds like Forrest Gump.
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Bennett sounds like Forrest Gump. ... but slower.
I retired from the Johns Manville asbestos pop tart factory in ‘59, and still never made the connection.—-Slumlord
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Bennett sounds like Forrest Gump. ... but slower. Well, he has to speak slow. Otherwise the dems won't be able to keep up.
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