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Them crackheads can climb a tree like a monkey .
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It may not be complicated but should involve 0% luck and 100% skill. Put then again, what fun is that!
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
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They only been here since yesterday
Back yard looks like the tunguska explosion right now.
13 trees for 425
One 60ft black walnut
Buncha stupid chinese black persimmons
2 hickory trees.
Bout 32 ft of the black walnut from 24 to 18 inches.
Told dude he could have it and I hope he gets top dollar for it.
He has yarborough logging coming to get the fugging thing.
I can deal with it all for 425 bucks.
Yesterday the back of their truck looked like the island of broken toys.
Musta been 8 or 9 broken saws of various types from 1985 forward.
Fugg it I been out their helping also
I ain't one to not participate.
If he had an extra saw that worked I could buck logs and zip em up into 18 inch lenghts.
Some low budget neighbor wants all the firewood
They have about 12 cord in their back yard from the wind storm about 3 weeks ago and all the schitt these guys have cut up for people in the neighborhood since.
Yesterday I kinda took over the crew to get schitt done.
Even gave him a paint pen to mark mix gas cans.
That great debate of who put what into what went on for about 20 minutes.
Boss dude looked at me like I was einstein when I told him to mark cans to advoid confusion.......
Out their right now with that can.
It's been an interesting....
Dudes about schit their pants yesterday when I pulled out my bersa combat plus .380 from my back pocket to show it off.
They was amazed it had 16 shots( i think slightly scared and wtf actially)
One dude asked you been carrying that all day.
Said i always carry. Dont think nothing of it just second nature.
Keeping em on their toes
Customer is armed....
Hahaha!!!! It's pretty foolish to be showing off your guns to people you don't know.
One shot, one kill........ It saves a lot of ammo!
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Them crackheads can climb a tree like a monkey . The higher they climb the harder they fall.
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
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Cost 1500$ for this and it’s all stacked up and ready to burn. ![[Linked Image]](https://i.postimg.cc/Pf8DgxJW/4-D2-C0262-FF92-4-E6-E-B2-DE-150-AE8-B25-B71.jpg) Well and fuel. I’ve a heavy hoe hand😉
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They only been here since yesterday
Back yard looks like the tunguska explosion right now.
13 trees for 425
One 60ft black walnut
Buncha stupid chinese black persimmons
2 hickory trees.
Bout 32 ft of the black walnut from 24 to 18 inches.
Told dude he could have it and I hope he gets top dollar for it.
He has yarborough logging coming to get the fugging thing.
I can deal with it all for 425 bucks.
Yesterday the back of their truck looked like the island of broken toys.
Musta been 8 or 9 broken saws of various types from 1985 forward.
Fugg it I been out their helping also
I ain't one to not participate.
If he had an extra saw that worked I could buck logs and zip em up into 18 inch lenghts.
Some low budget neighbor wants all the firewood
They have about 12 cord in their back yard from the wind storm about 3 weeks ago and all the schitt these guys have cut up for people in the neighborhood since.
Yesterday I kinda took over the crew to get schitt done.
Even gave him a paint pen to mark mix gas cans.
That great debate of who put what into what went on for about 20 minutes.
Boss dude looked at me like I was einstein when I told him to mark cans to advoid confusion.......
Out their right now with that can.
It's been an interesting....
Dudes about schit their pants yesterday when I pulled out my bersa combat plus .380 from my back pocket to show it off.
They was amazed it had 16 shots( i think slightly scared and wtf actially)
One dude asked you been carrying that all day.
Said i always carry. Dont think nothing of it just second nature.
Keeping em on their toes
Customer is armed....
Hahaha!!!! It's pretty foolish to be showing off your guns to people you don't know. Amen I had a friend that showed one to a bank teller and he got locked up. Some people just don’t appreciate good iron.
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Start. ![[Linked Image]](https://i.postimg.cc/hjQJRyDD/D2336-B5-F-BA8-B-4979-9-C9-B-3139-CB6-CD190.jpg) ![[Linked Image]](https://i.postimg.cc/BbxXXjPR/F3-A1-DD66-6-F4-E-40-B7-8871-8-DE0989-E376-B.jpg)
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a good rope, a strong young guy pulling, and a good chainsaw.
what else is there to know?
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They only been here since yesterday
Back yard looks like the tunguska explosion right now.
13 trees for 425
One 60ft black walnut
Buncha stupid chinese black persimmons
2 hickory trees.
Bout 32 ft of the black walnut from 24 to 18 inches.
Told dude he could have it and I hope he gets top dollar for it.
He has yarborough logging coming to get the fugging thing.
I can deal with it all for 425 bucks.
Yesterday the back of their truck looked like the island of broken toys.
Musta been 8 or 9 broken saws of various types from 1985 forward.
Fugg it I been out their helping also
I ain't one to not participate.
If he had an extra saw that worked I could buck logs and zip em up into 18 inch lenghts.
Some low budget neighbor wants all the firewood
They have about 12 cord in their back yard from the wind storm about 3 weeks ago and all the schitt these guys have cut up for people in the neighborhood since.
Yesterday I kinda took over the crew to get schitt done.
Even gave him a paint pen to mark mix gas cans.
That great debate of who put what into what went on for about 20 minutes.
Boss dude looked at me like I was einstein when I told him to mark cans to advoid confusion.......
Out their right now with that can.
It's been an interesting....
Dudes about schit their pants yesterday when I pulled out my bersa combat plus .380 from my back pocket to show it off.
They was amazed it had 16 shots( i think slightly scared and wtf actially)
One dude asked you been carrying that all day.
Said i always carry. Dont think nothing of it just second nature.
Keeping em on their toes
Customer is armed....
Hahaha!!!! It's pretty foolish to be showing off your guns to people you don't know. Had a half yard left over for a prone our bump and I’m loving it. Keep this pic a secret. ![[Linked Image]](https://i.postimg.cc/j2VDxH2z/AC1-CC8-D2-2-F7-B-4563-A388-C8-EE656-F2-C12.jpg)
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Schit, hook the Dodge to it and get a run at 'er. What could go wrong? I would never buy a head hanger Dodge but that would be as good a reason as any! lol
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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Schit, hook the Dodge to it and get a run at 'er. What could go wrong? I would never buy a head hanger Dodge but that would be as good a reason as any! lol Dood.
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Them crackheads can climb a tree like a monkey . Slumlord has a pic I sent him yesterday Dude was about 15ft lower in the pic before he went higher. He had a good climbing rig and used double waist ropes. Dude looks like flea from the red hot chili peppers. Climbing mofo!!! Hahaha!!!
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Cost 1500$ for this and it’s all stacked up and ready to burn. Well and fuel. I’ve a heavy hoe hand😉 Be the perfect back yard with fist size rock and no grass. My nirvana!!!
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a good rope, a strong young guy pulling, and a good chainsaw.
what else is there to know? We have been doing exactly that also Yesterday we hooked up 2 100 ft ropes to my trailer ball ( my truck is smaller in driveway maneuver) strung thru my fence Had a throwing contest to hit a y crotch bout 25 ft up in a tree. ( I lost) Got his front wedge cut started then did back straight drop cut My colorado yanked that fugga down perfect in the path we wanted.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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They only been here since yesterday
Back yard looks like the tunguska explosion right now.
13 trees for 425
One 60ft black walnut
Buncha stupid chinese black persimmons
2 hickory trees.
Bout 32 ft of the black walnut from 24 to 18 inches.
Told dude he could have it and I hope he gets top dollar for it.
He has yarborough logging coming to get the fugging thing.
I can deal with it all for 425 bucks.
Yesterday the back of their truck looked like the island of broken toys.
Musta been 8 or 9 broken saws of various types from 1985 forward.
Fugg it I been out their helping also
I ain't one to not participate.
If he had an extra saw that worked I could buck logs and zip em up into 18 inch lenghts.
Some low budget neighbor wants all the firewood
They have about 12 cord in their back yard from the wind storm about 3 weeks ago and all the schitt these guys have cut up for people in the neighborhood since.
Yesterday I kinda took over the crew to get schitt done.
Even gave him a paint pen to mark mix gas cans.
That great debate of who put what into what went on for about 20 minutes.
Boss dude looked at me like I was einstein when I told him to mark cans to advoid confusion.......
Out their right now with that can.
It's been an interesting....
Dudes about schit their pants yesterday when I pulled out my bersa combat plus .380 from my back pocket to show it off.
They was amazed it had 16 shots( i think slightly scared and wtf actially)
One dude asked you been carrying that all day.
Said i always carry. Dont think nothing of it just second nature.
Keeping em on their toes
Customer is armed....
Hahaha!!!! It's pretty foolish to be showing off your guns to people you don't know. Had a half yard left over for a prone our bump and I’m loving it. Keep this pic a secret. Where are all the red bozo the clown nose turret caps??? And blue tape??? And stickers??? And .99 walmart fashion disaster spray paint work.?? And paint pen marked " cool names" LOL!!!
Last edited by renegade50; 07/31/19. Reason: Forgot the paint pen name stuff. Hahaha!!!!
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Campfire Kahuna
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a good rope, a strong young guy pulling, and a good chainsaw.
what else is there to know? We have been doing exactly that also Yesterday we hooked up 2 100 ft ropes to my trailer ball ( my truck is smaller in driveway maneuver) strung thru my fence Had a throwing contest to hit a y crotch bout 25 ft up in a tree. ( I lost) Got his front wedge cut started then did back straight drop cut My colorado yanked that fugga down perfect in the path we wanted. I didn't know you had the ball still on the bumper. I need you to pull my scrap metal trailer to the crusher. You think that ball is rated for 7,000 lbs ? 😄😄
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Campfire Kahuna
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I filled all them water heaters with some pool sand, should bring a good payout on that load.
Buy ya a hamburger and a pack of smokes for your trouble.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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a good rope, a strong young guy pulling, and a good chainsaw.
what else is there to know? We have been doing exactly that also Yesterday we hooked up 2 100 ft ropes to my trailer ball ( my truck is smaller in driveway maneuver) strung thru my fence Had a throwing contest to hit a y crotch bout 25 ft up in a tree. ( I lost) Got his front wedge cut started then did back straight drop cut My colorado yanked that fugga down perfect in the path we wanted. I didn't know you had the ball still on the bumper. I need you to my scrap metal trailer to the crusher. You think that ball is rated for 7,000 lbs ? 😄😄 I told you the last time. Your my best friend But I will never haul anything for you to Clacks junkyard ever again. Fugging schittest junkyard on the planet. Fugging punji stake central I made it outta that place without a flat ( god knows how) Never gonna be a 2nd time. Hahaha!!!!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Fugging back up a trailer in world trade center ground zero debris...
Fugging bulldozer get a fugging flat driving in that place for gawds sake!!!
Nope ain't ever happening again
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Campfire Kahuna
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Well I'm not driving my truck down in that mofo. I had a windshield wiper arm puncture my tire down in there by the crusher.
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