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Campfire Oracle
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On your mom's couch, while you were at school.  Hahaha.Good one!
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Campfire Kahuna
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I was alone in my bedroom. No you weren't I was watching..........I lost mine too.
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Campfire Ranger
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On my wedding night at age 25. She is the only one for me, ever. Married for 36 years.
"I never thought I'd live to see the day that a U.S. president would raise an army to invade his own country."
Robert E. Lee
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Campfire 'Bwana
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On your mom's couch, while you were at school. you sic fugger.......... 
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T R U M P W O N !
U L T R A M A G A !
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Campfire 'Bwana
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1983 at home, in my single bed, about 3 times in 10 minutes !  Practiced lots & got way better at it. Married in 1988 & still going strong.
Paul.
"Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"
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Campfire Outfitter
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Myself and this sweet little thing were out in a field, under a shade tree, just a going at it, and I looked up, and her Mom was standing right behind us, watching!
No what her Mom said?......BAAAAAAAAAA! (GRIN!)
Virgil B.
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Gun Owners of America
Escapee's RV Club
Elks
Moose
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boat ramp of the lake cab of a ford f150
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Nobody admits to having not lost it?
disclaimer: my kids are not adopted and not products of spontaneous generation.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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Campfire Regular
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1984, in the woods on a blanket, she rode her bike across Lafayette to meet me. I was 14. had a crazy teenage life. I have had a Dad kick me out the house and throw my jeans and shoes in the front yard. That happened south of Lake Charles.
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J Simoneaud
Supper's ready!! you have 2 choices, Eat or Don't eat.
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Campfire Tracker
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It was during the Gettysburg address.
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Campfire Tracker
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A prostitute in Billings took my virginity when I was 17----I was in love for a few days after! That's when I learned that Peter Pan wasn't only a peanut butter! 
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The Green door in Deadwood. She made a man out of me. 
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Campfire Outfitter
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In the living room of her home. I lost mine and she lost hers. Shortly after I found to my chagrin than the condom broke. Sweated bullets for a while until she had a period. Got lucky twice I figure.
Paul B.
Our forefathers did not politely protest the British.They did not vote them out of office, nor did they impeach the king,march on the capitol or ask permission for their rights. ----------------They just shot them.
MOLON LABE
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Campfire Oracle
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16 in the back seat of her mother's very nice '63 Impala SS,...and many times afterwards.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Ahh....the good ole days.
Back when this country was great and no one had sex out of wedlock........err...........oops!
I am MAGA.
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We was skinny fuggers in high school Even in a dodge colt, could get some action. Hahaha ![[Linked Image]](https://i.postimg.cc/V6HwSR0G/image.jpg) Hairy legs and big feet. Hmm...
Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger.
Stupid always finds a way.
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"in them ole cotton fields back home"
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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In a boat in a dark garage during a party, summer of 73-74. She was older and a friend of the host of the party. It was a quicky and back to the party. She drove a lifted 4wd F250. That was really cool. Never saw her again after that and for some reason it was a long dry spell after that.
Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger.
Stupid always finds a way.
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