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1970, Caballo Blanco, Agua Prieta Sonora Mexico...…..5 bucks was the going rate at the time. Five for me, five for the room.
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Campfire Tracker
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A long time ago. So long ago, I think my virginity has grown back!
If we live long enough, we all have regrets. But the ones that nag at us the most are the ones in which we know we had a choice.
Doug
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A long time ago. So long ago, I think my virginity has grown back!
Mine grows back after about 2 days. 
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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A long time ago. So long ago, I think my virginity has grown back!
Mine grows back after about 2 days. You know they make a pill for that.
"Life is tough, even tougher if your stupid"
John Wayne
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We was skinny fuggers in high school Even in a dodge colt, could get some action. Hahaha ![[Linked Image]](https://i.postimg.cc/V6HwSR0G/image.jpg) Still had yer "Keds" on...
One man with courage makes a majority....
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire 'Bwana
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The last time? About 3 months ago, in my garage, when I started repairing my pick-up camper. It ain't no virgin anymore either..... 
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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A long time ago. So long ago, I think my virginity has grown back!
A buddy's mom used to say her cherry had never been popped but it was pushed back so far she used it as a taillight. She was pretty hilarious when sober, kinda mean when she drank. None of us minded as she was also the manager of the muni liquor store so we could get booze 24/7.
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Campfire Ranger
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One night stand in the front seat of my 'Vette. Chevette, that is. She ended up marrying a kid I went to school with. It lasted but a few months. He came home and found her humping another guy we knew. Yeah, she was a real prize........
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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After dinner and a movie, at her apartment. A friend of a friend thought we might like eachother, and set us up. She wore a zip up top that kept me tantalized, and I kept messing with that zipper. She finally offered a BJ to calm me down, I think.
I kept my hands in motion all the while, and she lost control, and I spent the night. She had firm rules about dating, and what was allowed on what number date, and we blew by all of them. Scared her to lose control, and there was very little sleep that night.
She was a few years older than me, and it bothered her. She never went out with me again, but I could see those nips harden for years after that night.
An unemployed Jester, is nobody's Fool.
the only real difference between a good tracker and a bad tracker, is observation. all the same data is present for both. The rest, is understanding what you're seeing.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Mary Jo's house in the middle of the day. Nobody home except her. Still not much of an opportunity to get caught, it didn't exactly take long. Before school age, huh?  15 for me and 14 for her actually.
The older I become the more I am convinced that the voice of honor in a man's heart is the voice of GOD.
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In a field
W no stump
Man my calves screamed the next day 😏
I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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Campfire Oracle
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In a field
W no stump
Man my calves screamed the next day 😏 I bet her calf was screaming too.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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In a field
W no stump
Man my calves screamed the next day 😏 I bet her calf was screaming too. +1 (sick)
An unemployed Jester, is nobody's Fool.
the only real difference between a good tracker and a bad tracker, is observation. all the same data is present for both. The rest, is understanding what you're seeing.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire Regular
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On the 4th of July. 1975. Have since considered it the worst day of my life because I married her. What a horrible time that was.
Society of Intolerant Old Men. Rifle Slut Division
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Campfire 'Bwana
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A guy named "more wood" asking other guys where they lost their virginity?
I ain't asnwering that. I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole.
It just dawned on me--some may take issue with a guy called "smokepole" saying what I said above.
It means "black powder rifle" you sick bastards.
Last edited by smokepole; 08/09/19.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Campfire Ranger
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In the high school band house. I wasn't even in the band, but those gals were friendly!
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Campfire Regular
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Myself and this sweet little thing were out in a field, under a shade tree, just a going at it, and I looked up, and her Mom was standing right behind us, watching!
No what her Mom said?......BAAAAAAAAAA! (GRIN!)
Virgil B. That is funny!!!
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A guy named "more wood" asking other guys where they lost their virginity?
I ain't asnwering that. I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole.
It just dawned on me--some may take issue with a guy called "smokepole" saying what I said above.
It means "black powder rifle" you sick bastards. but you would touch a ten foot pole? WTF? Times change. Anyway, maybe consider a name switch.......hardwood, hardball, hardhead.....whatever. Hope this helps.
Have Dog
Will Travel
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I remember it well, but gentlemen do not speak of such. Your on the wrong website for gentlemen. 😂😂
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A guy named "more wood" asking other guys where they lost their virginity?
I ain't asnwering that. I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole.
It just dawned on me--some may take issue with a guy called "smokepole" saying what I said above.
It means "black powder rifle" you sick bastards. Take it easy, smokepole. I have no ulterior motive you dumbass. It's just a handle, my first choice was denied. Sheesh
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