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I suspect the automated censor will prevent me from saying the phrase here, but I've always liked what the former First Brother said about woodpiles. Seems to have fallen out of favor... https://www.washingtonpost.com/arch...ke/da0cb329-0465-4c39-b931-cc0713b59ed1/
Eliminate qualified immunity and you'll eliminate cops who act like they are above the law.
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Having a 2 second fuse in a 3 second cook-off.
( An old Tarawa Marine, and friend of our family used to say that one. )
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“Pissing like a Missouri mule on a flat-smooth white washed river rock!”
Even birds know not to land downwind!
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My Dad used to often quip "Now you're cookin' with gas" when one of us kids had figured out how to do a job properly.
Well, I have cooked on a wood fired range/oven and I understand the advantage of a gas stove. But I bet that those of us who do are probably less than 1 in 50,000. My range oven/stove top has been gas for fifteen years. Much better for cooking. Well, only if cast iron is used exclusively. (Of course, that includes all spatulas and other utensils.)
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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I think that one saying goes, " like a pee (piss) tortured boar". Not being a farmer nor a hog raiser, I never did understand the correlation either, but have heard the expression most of my 66 year life. If anyone here knows the correct answer, please share with us!! Russ
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" her mouth goes like a whippoorwills azz"
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I think that one saying goes, " like a pee (piss) tortured boar". Not being a farmer nor a hog raiser, I never did understand the correlation either, but have heard the expression most of my 66 year life. If anyone here knows the correct answer, please share with us!! Russ Mis-hearing of "worthless as teats on a boar!" ??? Bruce
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Colder than a witches titty That's the first level of cold, the next is....... Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra.................... The next is "colder than a tin toilet in an igloo" mike r
Don't wish it were easier
Wish you were better
Stab them in the taint, you can't put a tourniquet on that.
Craig Douglas ECQC
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"all men are created equal"
mike r
Don't wish it were easier
Wish you were better
Stab them in the taint, you can't put a tourniquet on that.
Craig Douglas ECQC
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'Thats as good as honey on a bisquit"
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I am MAGA.
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I ll beat you like a rented mule.
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I think that one saying goes, " like a pee (piss) tortured boar". Not being a farmer nor a hog raiser, I never did understand the correlation either, but have heard the expression most of my 66 year life. If anyone here knows the correct answer, please share with us!! Russ i've seen more than one boar hog with his cork screw hanging out all swelled up, infected or something only able to dribble.
God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
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If Aunt Lena has nuts she would be Uncle Ollie. Ed k
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“Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey” Lots of confusion of this phrase, it relates to the drop in temperature that would cause steel canon balls to topple from a pyramid shape from stacking them on a base of brass that had holes holding the bottom layer of canon balls on what was referred to as a “brass monkey”
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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me.
Leftist PC culture has turned that into "words are violence and must be met with physical violence."
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Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Reagan
For why should my freedom be judged by another man's conscience? - 1 Corinthians 10:29
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“Pissing like a Missouri mule on a flat-smooth white washed river rock!” Here in west central Florida it's: Rainin like a two-tailed cow pizzen on a flat rock......
"...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867
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"shakin' like a dog schitting peach pits"
Yes, I heard that a few times on Monday morn when the welder thought I was not running my cutting torch quite as straight as usual.
Mom used to tell us:
"We're going to be makin' a three legged hop to the hospital"
"What"
"To extract my boot from your ass."
People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.
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My old girlfriend would say. " Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whip's and chains excite me! " Dad always told me , " Don't let your mouth write checks, your ass can't cash!
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