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......and I don't even own a cell phone.
I got a call from IronBender a little while ago.
We chatted about all matter of things for a while but his wife eventually came home and put an end to that (apparently he hadn't been paying as much attention to the Corn Bread as she liked:) so we cut it short and said adios.
Well.....about 15minutes later I got a call which I answered but nobody replied...Instead I got a bunch of racket that sounded like someone banging pots and pans around..
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......and I don't even own a cell phone.
I got a call from IronBender a little while ago.
We chatted about all matter of things for a while but his wife eventually came home and put an end to that (apparently he hadn't been paying as much attention to the Corn Bread as she liked:) so we cut it short and said adios.
Well.....about 15minutes later I got a call which I answered but nobody replied...Instead I got a bunch of racket that sounded like someone banging pots and pans around.. But, Didja hear gun fire? I'm not leaking! 
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!"
--- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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FG, makes a feller wonder who was remaking the cornbread?
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Just "Campfire Riffraff and Trash"
This will be my last post! Flave 1/3/21
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Got a butt dialed call from my sister once, right in the big middle of a knock-down-drag-out with my brother-in-law. Those two were really getting after it...listened for about ten seconds and hung up and never mentioned it to her.
Don't be the darkness.
America will perish while those who should be standing guard are satisfying their lusts.
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Sounds like you had two Butt dials FG............. 
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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My son called a plumber in Brooklyn when he was about 3 years old. I heard him talking to someone and saw he was holding the phone. I took it from him and a guy on the other end with a thick NY accent was laughing and talking to him. I told him my son likes to hit the buttons on the phone and he just thought it was funny.
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Got a butt dialed call from my sister once, right in the big middle of a knock-down-drag-out with my brother-in-law. Those two were really getting after it...listened for about ten seconds and hung up and never mentioned it to her. That's awesome! I usually get the pant's pocket ruffling sound.
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My son in law does that to me all the time
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Better than getting a call from Ms Cleo
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Better than getting a call from Ms Cleo Or this looong. BBRRRUUUUUPPP sound, followed by,,,,,,,, Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
WS
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Was the originating phone unlocked by facial recognition or a print?
"Don't believe everything you see on the Internet" - Abraham Lincoln
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......and I don't even own a cell phone.
I got a call from IronBender a little while ago.
We chatted about all matter of things for a while but his wife eventually came home and put an end to that (apparently he hadn't been paying as much attention to the Corn Bread as she liked:) so we cut it short and said adios.
Well.....about 15minutes later I got a call which I answered but nobody replied...Instead I got a bunch of racket that sounded like someone banging pots and pans around.. But, Didja hear gun fire? I'm not leaking! No gunfire....no screaming or hollering....just the normal shuffling of pots and pans.
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I recently got a new Motorola phone that has a super sensitive touch screen, even with a protective shield over it. I don't know how many times I've texted my wife then dropped it in my shirt pocket. A minute later I can hear her yelling at me from my pocket to answer my phone because I'd called her.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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Nobody calls me, neither with butts or digits.
Wonder if its because I never answer the phone......
I am MAGA.
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......and I don't even own a cell phone.
I got a call from IronBender a little while ago.
We chatted about all matter of things for a while but his wife eventually came home and put an end to that (apparently he hadn't been paying as much attention to the Corn Bread as she liked:) so we cut it short and said adios.
Well.....about 15minutes later I got a call which I answered but nobody replied...Instead I got a bunch of racket that sounded like someone banging pots and pans around.. But, Didja hear gun fire? I'm not leaking! No gunfire....no screaming or hollering....just the normal shuffling of pots and pans. So a run of the mill episode of The Galloping Gourmet?
I am MAGA.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Well, no. but Mike does take-out pizza real well. At least I like it.
Last edited by las; 10/24/19.
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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I know a guy that called his wife and cancelled a lunch engagement with her. The usual business meeting with boss man got in the way.
Apparently, with out realizing it, he butt dialed the last number he had called...which just happened to be his wife.
She got to listen to about a 10 minute conversation between him and his girl friend in his car discussing lunch plans.
As it turned out, When he made reservations for lunch he should of gotten a table for Three!!
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Campfire Ranger
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I know a guy that called his wife and cancelled a lunch engagement with her. The usual business meeting with boss man got in the way.
Apparently, with out realizing it, he butt dialed the last number he had called...which just happened to be his wife.
She got to listen to about a 10 minute conversation between him and his girl friend in his car discussing lunch plans.
As it turned out, When he made reservations for lunch he should of gotten a table for Three!! DOH!!
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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