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......and I don't even own a cell phone.

I got a call from IronBender a little while ago.

We chatted about all matter of things for a while but his wife eventually came home and put an end to that (apparently he hadn't been paying as much attention to the Corn Bread as she liked:) so we cut it short and said adios.

Well.....about 15minutes later I got a call which I answered but nobody replied...Instead I got a bunch of racket that sounded like someone banging pots and pans around..

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Originally Posted by FieldGrade
......and I don't even own a cell phone.

I got a call from IronBender a little while ago.

We chatted about all matter of things for a while but his wife eventually came home and put an end to that (apparently he hadn't been paying as much attention to the Corn Bread as she liked:) so we cut it short and said adios.

Well.....about 15minutes later I got a call which I answered but nobody replied...Instead I got a bunch of racket that sounded like someone banging pots and pans around..

But, Didja hear gun fire?

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FG, makes a feller wonder who was remaking the cornbread?


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Got a butt dialed call from my sister once, right in the big middle of a knock-down-drag-out with my brother-in-law. Those two were really getting after it...listened for about ten seconds and hung up and never mentioned it to her.


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Sounds like you had two Butt dials FG............. grin


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My son called a plumber in Brooklyn when he was about 3 years old. I heard him talking to someone and saw he was holding the phone. I took it from him and a guy on the other end with a thick NY accent was laughing and talking to him. I told him my son likes to hit the buttons on the phone and he just thought it was funny.

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Originally Posted by RiverRider
Got a butt dialed call from my sister once, right in the big middle of a knock-down-drag-out with my brother-in-law. Those two were really getting after it...listened for about ten seconds and hung up and never mentioned it to her.



That's awesome!

I usually get the pant's pocket ruffling sound.

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My son in law does that to me all the time

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Better than getting a call from Ms Cleo

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Originally Posted by dye7barrel
Better than getting a call from Ms Cleo


Or this looong. BBRRRUUUUUPPP sound, followed by,,,,,,,,


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Was the originating phone unlocked by facial recognition or a print?


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Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by FieldGrade
......and I don't even own a cell phone.

I got a call from IronBender a little while ago.

We chatted about all matter of things for a while but his wife eventually came home and put an end to that (apparently he hadn't been paying as much attention to the Corn Bread as she liked:) so we cut it short and said adios.

Well.....about 15minutes later I got a call which I answered but nobody replied...Instead I got a bunch of racket that sounded like someone banging pots and pans around..

But, Didja hear gun fire?

I'm not leaking! wink


No gunfire....no screaming or hollering....just the normal shuffling of pots and pans.

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I recently got a new Motorola phone that has a super sensitive touch screen, even with a protective shield over it. I don't know how many times I've texted my wife then dropped it in my shirt pocket. A minute later I can hear her yelling at me from my pocket to answer my phone because I'd called her.


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Nobody calls me, neither with butts or digits.


Wonder if its because I never answer the phone......


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Originally Posted by FieldGrade
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Originally Posted by FieldGrade
......and I don't even own a cell phone.

I got a call from IronBender a little while ago.

We chatted about all matter of things for a while but his wife eventually came home and put an end to that (apparently he hadn't been paying as much attention to the Corn Bread as she liked:) so we cut it short and said adios.

Well.....about 15minutes later I got a call which I answered but nobody replied...Instead I got a bunch of racket that sounded like someone banging pots and pans around..

But, Didja hear gun fire?

I'm not leaking! wink


No gunfire....no screaming or hollering....just the normal shuffling of pots and pans.



So a run of the mill episode of The Galloping Gourmet?


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Well, no. but Mike does take-out pizza real well. At least I like it.

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I know a guy that called his wife and cancelled a lunch engagement with her. The usual business meeting with boss man got in the way.
Apparently, with out realizing it, he butt dialed the last number he had called...which just happened to be his wife.
She got to listen to about a 10 minute conversation between him and his girl friend in his car discussing lunch plans.
As it turned out, When he made reservations for lunch he should of gotten a table for Three!!

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Originally Posted by tndrbstr
I know a guy that called his wife and cancelled a lunch engagement with her. The usual business meeting with boss man got in the way.
Apparently, with out realizing it, he butt dialed the last number he had called...which just happened to be his wife.
She got to listen to about a 10 minute conversation between him and his girl friend in his car discussing lunch plans.
As it turned out, When he made reservations for lunch he should of gotten a table for Three!!



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