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In an attempt to get them to behave--, better. I told our youngest two the had an older brother, and sister that were buried in unmarked graves in the grove. I used to threaten to check then the county jail until they behaved.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Kahuna
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I used to threaten to check then the county jail until they behaved. As a kid I had a friend whose dad was a deputy sheriff. He lived in the courthouse and ran the jail too. One weekend I spent the night with my buddy, and we knew nobody was in jail. We bugged him to sleep in the jail... He obliged us... Locked the cell! No TV. No snacks. Nothing... He finally let us out about 9am the next morning. We didn't ask again...
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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"Yall stay down there and watch that Barney show. Mama and I are going upstairs for a little while to read books"
Said every Friday afternoon after a week away from home.
You only live once, but...if you do it right, once is enough.
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Campfire Kahuna
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The boy asked me one day what they fed the bad guys in jail, I told him corn for breakfast, lunch , and dinner everyday..........He hated corn.
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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normal Santa clause crap, and taught the oldest how to set a snare trap, he set a trap for Santa and baited rain deer, Now no kids believe in Santa, 4 year old daughter want's to shoot Easter bunny, never seen a kid let alone a little girl so driven towards meat.
�The constitution of the United States asserts that all power is inherent in the people, that they may exercise it by themselves, that it is their right and duty to be at all times armed!� � Thomas Jefferson
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Anyone can grow up to be President.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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I would tell them I was going to take them to the doctor to get "the shot" to keep from growing. That way tbey would always be my little girl and little boy.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Then we wondered why they did not believe anything we told them when they turned 16.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Kahuna
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The boy asked me one day what they fed the bad guys in jail, I told him corn for breakfast, lunch , and dinner everyday..........He hated corn. Mine told me "Bread and Water"...
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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Campfire Kahuna
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Anyone can grow up to be President. Well, a poor son of a whore, that was born in Kenya did!
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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Campfire Oracle
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Then we wondered why they did not believe anything we told them when they turned 16. No. They believed me when I said I'd blister their asses if they messed up.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Campfire Oracle
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If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Santa, the Easter Bunny, and yes, we would occasionally turn on cartoons with the sound up high for some “one on one”! When he was a baby, we had one of those windup baby swings that got used an awful lot! Being Dad, I didn’t have to make empty threats. My belt or my hand bought me all the authority I needed to get respect and behavior. Just the idea of getting a “whoopin” was all that was needed. I know when we were little my Mom would tell us that Gypsies or Goblins would take us if we weren’t good. Dad didn’t have to. I don’t know if Carol threatened “Big Hunter” with stories or not. 7mm
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"Preserving the Constitution, fighting off the nibblers and chippers, even nibblers and chippers with good intentions, was once regarded by conservatives as the first duty of the citizen. It still is." � Wesley Pruden
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Campfire Ranger
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Not even that stupid Santa BS, nor was I fed that crap
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santa claus is coming to town.
unfortunately for me and my kind, we lived far out in the sticks.
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Not even that stupid Santa BS, nor was I fed that crap Phew! Good thing you dodged that nightmare. Its horrible!
Quit giving in inch by inch then looking back to lament the mile behind ya and wonder how to preserve those few feet left in front of ya. They'll never stop until they're stopped. That's a fact.
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Campfire Ranger
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No kids, I’m really NOT addicted to the campfire... now shut yer pieholes and let me finish this post!
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My son was about 3-4 years old and on trips back home, would ask "How much longer to DuBois?"
"Just a little ways" says I and that would hold him.
About the 5th trip, he asked "How many ways to DuBois?"
Busted.
Dale
This space for rent
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I have another family and three kids in town.
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“Mom and I are going to go take a nap”. Y’all go outside and play 😀
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