It's that time of year again. The field around me was harvested yesterday, and a rabbit or two takes up residence around the house... I have ONE (count 'em ONE) shrub around my deck and (of course) it's a Euonymus Alatus (Burning Bush for youse laymen... ) which is like an unlimited boofay for freakin' rabbits...
Two guns at the ready. I'll get that sumbish if it's the LAST thing I do.. I simply HATE rabbits - which comes from my former career in greenhouses where the little bastids can do $1,000 worth of damage overnight...
Okay - done now..
Ex- USN (SS) '66-'69 Pro-Constitution. LET'S GO BRANDON!!!
When my garden was starting to sprout in the spring it was not uncommon to count as high as 18 rabbits in the surrounding area. Cold beer and a BB gun filled up a pretty good sized spot in the freezer.
They used to chew my fruit trees a bit when they were still saplings, but now they wait for the fallen fruit. I have a Kieffer pear that bears heavily, and draws rabbits, possums, coons, etc. They also like crabapples. No doubt they prune my blackberries a bit, but who could tell?
Go to the dog pound and get a beagle or beagle mix. And set it free.
It and the rabbits will go to next county
Close - but no more dogs... However, if I knew anyone around here who had one (or two) I'd have 'em over for a case of beer while the dogs do their best work..
Got two shotguns at the ready.. And loaded.. With HOT chambers... (I can hear the yowling right now... ) Then ask me if I care... Hehehehee
Ex- USN (SS) '66-'69 Pro-Constitution. LET'S GO BRANDON!!!
Go to the dog pound and get a beagle or beagle mix. And set it free.
It and the rabbits will go to next county
Close - but no more dogs... However, if I knew anyone around here who had one (or two) I'd have 'em over for a case of beer while the dogs do their best work..
Got two shotguns at the ready.. And loaded.. With HOT chambers... (I can hear the yowling right now... ) Then ask me if I care... Hehehehee
OK - Lee. I'll give you the hot chambers in this case, but you have to fire a warning shot first....