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Those nasty little things got bad enough to seek a fix. Doc said the easier steps would be a waste of money given t the stage. Day surgery and damn it hurts. Biggest complaint is the doc never went out to waiting room to report to daughter or came by after to tell me what was done. No requested phone call either.
Ever tried to get that poor little bladder to let go with a pretty blonde watching your balance?
The canyon is way deeper and smoother now. Never fully realized how those things kept creeping out.
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What the hell are you referring to???
Kidney stones!
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What the hell are you referring to???
Kidney stones! My bet is Asteroids.
I am MAGA.
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I can't tell what he is talking about either but after just dealing with my first kidney stone I can't blame him for being all over the place in wording. I feel like I have a pretty high pain threshold and can usually box around pain , not with a stone I couldn't. Was shocky, puking, sweating, shaking and very very happy to see the IV go in full of morph and dilautid. Then bam it was over , next two days were spent in a drug hangover.
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Somebody get an episiotomy?
Made ya a cloaca???
That, or he had hemm'roids down to his knee caps.
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New canyon?
You got you a vagina?
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Opioids are powerful things.
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Sleep it off and start your post over.
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Oh The Drama!
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What the hell are you referring to???
Kidney stones! My bet is Asteroids. Sounds like roids all right....went to my doctor a little Philipino lady with those once thinking she was going to send me to some kind of [bleep] specialist. No way she told me to roll over and face the wall "big boy" lanced those suckers out right there …. The deadening shots were pretty special that and having three women up your ass....worse yet had to go back and do it a second time. Nurse was still laughing...
One man with courage makes a majority....
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Obey lawful commands. Video interactions. Hold bad cops accountable. Problem solved.
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Abducted and examined by aliens?
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My _____ hurts just thinking about it!
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!"
--- Kid Rock 2022
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You guys all so young you never heard of getting your ass ripped? Genuine stage 3 hemorrhoids. Geeze i do not know what came over me to try to be delicate on this place. I do not do drugs, would rather grit my teeth.
Where the hell are all the doctors and members not as fit as a 18 year old?
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If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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You have just opened up a whole 'nother can of whoopass!
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!"
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You guys all so young you never heard of getting your ass ripped? Genuine stage 3 hemorrhoids. Geeze i do not know what came over me to try to be delicate on this place. I do not do drugs, would rather grit my teeth.
Where the hell are all the doctors and members not as fit as a 18 year old? Quit forcing farts so much. Let ‘em just leak out all soft like.
Obey lawful commands. Video interactions. Hold bad cops accountable. Problem solved.
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Vasectomy?
I recommend that for everyone, men, women, children!!
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Tick imbedded in your assshoole
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Least they could do is buy you dinner.
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