Home Forums Hunting & Shooting Hunter's Campfire What do you do if you can't hold a real job in society and you're Jewish?

Do you know how copper wire was invented? Two Dutchmen pulling on a penny......

All it takes to become a jew is to disagree w/certain CF members. Not flaunting a label is anathema to some, so they will assign you one. Great topic SF.



mike r

and those 'Palestinian Jews' that lived in the British mandate then became refered to as 'Israeli Jews'
with the establishment of Israel, 1948. ( ie; they became Israeli citizens)

Some old family friends that were not born in Israel or the Middle East, but rather places like Calcutta,
were Jews in faith/family line, but some also expressed a level of personal loyalty to the new state of Israel.

We as a Roman Catholic family were asked to attend the Hebrew burials of their family members
of which we did a number.

Never met a Jew that I know of, but we don't usually open conversation about personal business around here.

Guess I would go door to door collecting lint from everyone's dryers.

i know guys making several thousand a week cutting grass.

Lawns,

or the other grass?


mike r

From the "You Can't Make This Shinola Up" file...

The Jewish Daily Forward
The Jews Of The Impeachment Showdown: A Visual Guide
https://forward.com/news/national/434664/impeachment-trump-democrats-jewish/

To sum up, 'Everybody is either Jewish or Jew-adjacent, and the Republican party even more so.'



“Where there’s smoke, there’s lox."

The usual Israel-cucks(1) and Judeo-Cucks(1) response to something like the last sentence would be along the lines of "Go back to Stormfront!!!"

Which is funny, since I have never been to Stormfront, but have been to Jewish Daily Forward many times. In addition to the "Hitler or Herzl?" game(2), another game has become mildly amusing: "(Storm)Front or (JD)Forward?" where the challenge is to determine if the quote is form Stormfront or JDF. If you ever play that game with me, here's a hint: I have never been to Stormfront, so the answer is "Forward."

FTR, I love a fresh bagel with cream cheese & salmon. With onion & capers, too.


(1) Usually not Jewish, but Christians who take Scofield's and Hagin's heterodoxies as truth and slobber over Israel & suchlike in an unseemly manner.

(2) "Who wrote the following, Adolf Hitler (Austrian corporal) or Theodore Herzl (the spiritual father of the Jewish State)."

But can you discern chit from that shinola? Therein lies the crux.

That ain't so bad, at least your letting them keep the lint in their belly button......

i have you beat
my half sister was, part slovak, croatian, spanish, mescan, pima indian.
she didn't mow lawns.

I am three quarters Welsh and a quarter Eskimo.


In accordance to my heritage, I use horses or a worn out second hand John Deere to keep the lawn down.

Heh.

My boots are shiny and smell like kiwi.

LOL, you bet buddy, I view jewry with the same disdain for any other cult, catholism and pentecostal to name but a few, I mean really, waiving some little smoking box around, finding some water and oil from somewhere and all of a sudden it's holy , and pentecostal women on the floor kicking and screaming like someone has a hot 440V cable in their tail speaking some kind of bullsh-t 'in tongues' gibberish.

It's all straight BFS!

I met one, one time.
"How old is the earth?" I asked a guy.
"Five thousand nine hundred and seventy-five years," he matter-of-factly told me.
"What!?" I queried.
"I'm a Jew. My calendar goes back to Adam," in informed.